User:Zorro T. Dracoyena/ZNC Episode 2

The room is completely dark. A light flips on to show Ty the Tasmanian tiger in a pit of sorts. Another light comes on to show Zorro leaning on the rail above him.

Zorro: *Creepy grin* Hello.

A third light turns on, revealing 20 sharpened knives stabbed into the wooden railing next to Zorro. Ty's eyes widen.

Zorro: Dance for us, tiger. *Grabs a knife and does a cool move where he throws upward behind his back with his left hand and catches it up in the air with his right hand before chucking it at Ty*

Zorro proceeds to throw the other 19 knives at the Tasmanian tiger; coming close, but never actually hitting him. He leaves Ty panting in the pit and heads over to the desk.

Zorro: *Laughing* I'm not crazy, I'm just insane. *A big, bright blue eye covers up the camera lense* Louis, get your eyeball off the camera! Remember how I said I was gonna get a co-star? Louis is my co-star.

A larger-than-average jet black stallion sat down on the chair next to Zorro.

Louis: I'm a horsey! And before I have to start tramplin' people: though I spell my name L-O-U-I-S, that does NOT mean it's pronounced Loo-ee. It's Loo-ISS.

Zorro: Now that that's out of the way... Oh! Quick thing. Morcubus still isn't right in the head. Well, as right as Morcubus can be. Only today he's going through a... punk... phase?

Louis: Welcome to ZNC.

Zorro: ...Right.

Louis: I'ma be trottin'. *He gets up and begins trotting around*

Zorro: *Gets papers out* Hooo... Trevor Verily was thrown out of the Burger King. Apparently they aren't cool about puffy haired guys dramatically singin' their orders. Also, Ginny took the pirate thing too seriously and actually robbed a grocery store. She only hit the candy aisle though. COMMERCIAL TIME!!!

Louis: *Runs in front of camera and holds up a can of peanuts* Peanuts! They come in a can! *Runs back out of the way*

Zorro: And welcome back. Dr. F blew up the little shed he was working in while his lab was bein' rebuilt. The McDonalds didn't survive this time despite Marlon bein' in there.

Morcubus walks onstage wearing baggy pants, a hoodie that was too big for him, gold chains, sunglasses, and a ballcap all crooked.

Morcubus: Yo, whatz chillin', Z-man?

Zorro: Oh, this is way better than last time.

Some guy offstage: Sing "Free Bird."

Zorro: Back off! I ain't singin' nothin' for ya!

Morcubus: Yo, playa'. Da Z-man ain't takin' no requestz. Hop back on ya hippie train an get outta mah sightz. Morcudog don' take no scrambled eggs an gravy.

Zorro: You have no idea what you're talking about, do you?

Morcubus: Nah, son. Morcudog knowz 'xactly what he's talkin' 'bout. Home skillet biscuit OUT! *Leaves*

Zorro: ......He don't know. "Word on the Street."

Killer appeared on the screen. Morcubus was already there somehow.

Killer: *Stares at Morcubus for a few more seconds* Dude, YA WHACK! Get outta here. *Morcubus leaves* And get some help! *To camera* Here on the "Word on the Street" -

Morcubus: *Across the street* WORD!

Killer: ...What was I sayin'?... Oh, yeah. Here on the "Word on the Street" -

Morcubus: *Again* WORD!

Killer: *Throws a rock at Morcubus* Here on... this segment... we will be answering more important questions such as: "What up with Morcubus?" "Why doesn't Gordon use the Internet instead of read books?" and "What will happen if you diss Grandma Ruthie's cookies?"

Evelyn: *Walking by, but stops* He's like that because of the Nightmare Realm.

Killer: Good thing you know, 'cause he's kinda... unconscious right now.

Evelyn: Good. I don't want him to start rapping again.

Gordon is heading towards them, but gets so into his book that he stops walking all together.

Killer: Gordon! Hearda the Internet?

Gordon: The what?

Killer and Evelyn: o_o

Grandma Ruthie: Would you kids like some cookies?

Killer: *Clears throat* No we would not.

Grandma Ruthie: Are you sure?

Killer: I am sure, you crazy old whackjob. What's your problem, jumpin' people and forcin' them to buy your stupid cookies? I've seen better cookies in the ghetto.

Grandma Ruthie angrily slams the tray of cookies on a bench and jumps on Killer. As the two go into a dust cloud, the microphone flies out and Evelyn catches it.

Evelyn: And this has been the "Word on the Street."

Morcubus: WORD!

Evelyn: Oh, you are SO goin' down!

Camera pans back out to Zorro.

Zorro: Get 'em, Evelyn!

Some guy offstage: Sing "Free Bird."

Zorro: You sing it! *The guy apparently starts to come onstage* No don't! COMMERCIAL!

Louis: *Runs by camera, shouting* Potato chips!!! *Falls down once past camera*

Zorro: *Leaning back in chair* OK, so - HORSEY DOWN?! WE GOT A SITUATION!!!

Louis: *Lifts head up* I'm uh-kay!

Zorro: Oh, alright, he's fine.

Louis: How long is this news cast?

Zorro: Well... I don't exactly have anything else to talk about. So I guess it's over now.

Bye!
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