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Damsels in Distress

 * Matt:Greetings and welcome back to another whimsical episode of Battle of the Sim-est! Last time, we watched our contestants go out huntings for ravens at midnight and ironically Raven and Ray won the reward. Who will be out today? Find out right now on Battle of the Sim-est!
 * camera flashes to some of the contestants sitting in the kitchen*
 * Raven:Alas, the museum was amazing.
 * Ray:I'd have to agree on that.
 * Raven:Shame we didn't have to stay here all day.
 * Ray:Indeed.
 * Brendan:Oh whatever, it's not even our thing.
 * Gertrude:More of an insect exhibit type of a girl.
 * Brendan:Tech for me.
 * Raven:Well you all missed out.
 * Chaz:Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just look out guys. Taylor and I got this challenge.
 * Taylor:Oh for sure Chaz.
 * Chaz:Definitely our win.
 * Clara:You guys say that like every time.
 * Aran:Maybe just maybe it'll be your day. Haha... *whispers to Clara* Doubt it.
 * Clara:Hm.
 * Rhonda:We'll see who really wins.
 * Billy:Could be anyone.
 * Chaz:*cough* Me. *cough*
 * Rhonda:Oh Chaz. When will you learn?
 * Rob:I hate Chaz.
 * Chaz:What'd you just say?
 * Jenny:He always does that.
 * Chaz:Ahuh.
 * camera flashes to some confessionals. First to Travis and Penelope making out and leaving as Crystal and Edwin walk in and they exit. Crystal glares at them*
 * Edwin:So far so good. One-third of the teams are out. I think we can make it.
 * Crystal:*nods and the camera flashes to the next confessional*
 * Jimmy:I think I can do it today. I just feel it.
 * Noelle:I sure hope so... *next confessional*
 * Gertrude:I hope today's challenge involves insects.
 * Brendan:I hope it's something techy. *confessionals end*
 * camera flashes to the teams standing with Matt in a large field. A tall tower castle is next to them*
 * Spencer:Cool...
 * Matt:Today's challenge is more like a fantasy thing. Each team will go up one at a time and the team's female player will be placed at the top of the castle. The male player must find the quickest way to rescue their lady. You will not only be judged on time but how authentic your performance is.
 * Spencer:Ooh ooh. Can I go first!? *gets pushed down by Chaz*
 * Chaz:I'm up chump.
 * camera flashes to Taylor at the top of the tower*
 * Taylor:Oh Chaz, Chaz. Please rescue me!
 * Chaz:I'm comin' girl. *throws a rope to the top tower hook and begins climbing up*
 * Taylor:My dear sweet Chaz. Please come here!
 * Chaz:Uh. Yeah. I'm coming.
 * camera flashes to Raven in the tower*
 * Raven:Oh Ray. Where art thou my hero, Ray.
 * Ray:I be here, my dear Raven. *starts climbing up*
 * Matt:I really feel the emotion here.
 * camera flashes to Stephen climbing up*
 * Stephen:Aye girl. I'm on my way up. Ya feel?
 * Beebee:*in a hushed voice* Steph, that's not authentic! *normal voice* Oh dear, save me.
 * Stephen:Almost there, girl.
 * Beebee:
 * camera flashes to Blaine and Brandi*
 * Brandi:I've been waiting many-a days for a hero. Please rescue me.
 * Blaine:Oh sweet and fair Brandi, if only I could stay up there with you.
 * Chaz:Lame.
 * camera flashes to Noelle in the tower*
 * Noelle:Uh Jimmy. *reads from her hand* Please be my hero.
 * Jimmy:I be coming up, Noelle.
 * Brandi:Hehe. Yay for weaknesses. *tosses a fish to the top of the tower, landing on the sill without Noelle noticing*
 * Jimmy:*makes it all the way to the top* I made it for you Noelle! *notices the fish* Ack! *lands at the bottom of the tower but is stopped by the rope at the bottom*
 * Noelle:...
 * Matt:Er... Well that's everyone except Spencer and Dolly... Where are they?
 * Spencer:*comes out from behind the tower on a fake horse* I'll save you my dear maiden!
 * Dolly:*dressed in full princess attire* Oh Spencer, please save me from this horror!
 * Billy:They're good...
 * Rhonda:Really good...
 * Edwin:Very good...
 * Crystal:*frowns*
 * Spencer:*reaches the top and slides down with Dolly in his arms to land on the horse*
 * Matt:Looks like we have our winners!
 * Dolly:Yay!
 * Spencer:Awesome!
 * Matt:And the losers are Jimmy and Noelle.
 * Jimmy:Man.
 * Noelle:O-oh. *her eyes water as Jimmy puts his arm around her*
 * Spencer:I choose Chaz and Taylor.
 * Chaz:
 * camera flashes to the two pairs and Matt in the arena*
 * Matt:Today's duel has two parts. The guys will climb their way up a rope to ring a bell and the girls will also. In the case of a tie, we will flip a coin to see which sex will go. Guys first! Go!
 * camera flashes to Chaz and Jimmy at the bottom of their ropes*
 * Chaz:Good luck bro but I got this.
 * Jimmy:Good luck but we'll see.
 * camera flashes to both guys intensely climbing up*
 * Blaine:How intense.
 * Brandi:I think so.
 * Jimmy:Ergh. *begins falling behind Chaz*
 * Chaz:Ha. *reaches and rings the bell* Nice try bro.
 * Matt:Girls, you're up.
 * Chaz:You can do it Tay!
 * Jimmy:You got it Noelle.
 * Noelle:O-ok...
 * Taylor:I'll do it for you Chaz!
 * camera flashes to both girls climbing slowly. Taylor is slightly behind Noelle*
 * Jimmy:You're doing good Noelle, keep it up!
 * Chaz:Close, Taylor.
 * Taylor:*climbs faster as they near the top* I can do it, Chaz!
 * Noelle:*tries to catch Taylor's pace but watches as she rings the bell*
 * camera flashes to Matt declaring the results*
 * Matt:Chaz and Taylor you are safe!
 * Taylor:Yay!
 * Chaz:Who would've guessed.
 * Noelle:*begins crying*
 * Jimmy:Woah, woah, woah. Noelle, you did good.
 * Noelle:I c-could've d-done better. I l-lost it for you.
 * Jimmy:I couldn't have asked for a better partner. *hugs her*
 * Noelle:R-really?
 * Jimmy:Yeah. *walks out with Noelle, still comforting her*
 * Matt:Well wasn't that sweet? Find out who's out next on the next episode of Battle...of...the...Sim-est!