User:Luckyducky/Chaz No Longer? Part one: The Bill, The Letter, and The Reporter

Tim: HEY, CHAZ! OVER HERE! OVER HEEEEEEEEEERE!

Chaz: what?

Tim: OOOOOOOOVER HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!

Chaz: WHAT?

Tim: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!

Chaz: WHAT IS IT, TIM???

Tim: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- oh!

Chaz:

Tim: o.o Well, anyway I just happen to have a DEEEEEEEEEEEEEELIVERY!

Chaz: Oh, boy. A letter.

Tim: Here you go, my good man!

Chaz: ??? Whatever.

Tim: OPEN IT!

Chaz: *opens letter*

Tim: What? Tell me! TELL ME!

Chaz: M-m-my b-bill...

Tim: NONSENSE! Only ducks have bills! ...I think.

Chaz: I-it's a... a...

Tim: a... a...?

Chaz: *sobs like mad* 300,000 DOLLARS FOR MY RAMP!

Tim: Oh. Uh... use my money.

Chaz: Really? YAHOO! Lemme see how much money!

Tim: Well, in my pocket... and in my piggy bank... 5 dollars!

Chaz: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Tim: Oh, well.

Chaz: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Tim: Here! More letters!

Chaz: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Tim: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE LETTERS!!!!

Chaz: *wipes eyes* Lemme see!

Tim: Here ya go!

Chaz: bill... bill... bill... oh... what is this?

Tim: I dunno.

Chaz: From Summer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tim: Oh...

Chaz: *reads* Dearest Chaz,

''I have told you many many many many many times before that you are so L-A-M-E! Guess what? It spells that I never have and NEVER WILL be with you!''

p.s. I made that bill!

p.p.s. I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Chaz: ...

Tim: It's okay... uh... yeah...

Michelle: *bursts out of nowhere* LET'S GET THIS ON TAPE!!! CHAZ NO LONGER!!! UM... MY CAMERA!!!!

Chaz: W-WHAT??? NO WAY!!!

Michelle: Zoe!

Zoe: Mooo cookoo moo moooooooo! COOOOOKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Chaz: *hypnotized* I need a microphone...

Michelle: Let's get this started!

Chaz: Oui!

Michelle: ??? Oh well... Chaz!

Chaz: What...

Michelle: What happened first of all?

Chaz: I.. I... got a b-bill...

Michelle: For what?

Chaz: M-m-my... ramp...

Michelle: How much did you have to pay?

Chaz: 3... 300... 300,000 dollars...

Michelle: Oh my... and what else happened?

Chaz: I... I... got a le...le...

Michelle: a?

Chaz: A le... I got a letter...

Michelle: And who sent this letter?

Chaz: Su...Sum...

Summer: MEEEEEEEEE! AND I AM SOOOOOOOOOO HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Michelle: And why are you happy, Summer?

Summer: BECAUSE HE D-O-E-S N-O-T LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE ME!

Michelle: Why is that a good thing, not being loved by an awesome stunt-man?

Summer: Awesome? AWESOME? Girl, he is the O-P-P-O-S-I-T-E oooooooooooooooooooooof AWESOME!

Michelle: Why is he the opposite of awesome?

Summer: HE IS SOOOOOOOO CRITISIZING! HE SAYS STUFF LIKE "SUMMER! OMG! STOP BEING SUCH A LOUSY CHEERLEADER!!!" and he says stuff like " I AM WAY COOLER THAN YOU SO YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOOONE! DID YOU HEAR THAT??? ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!"

Michelle: Oh... he is baaaaaaaaad...

Summer: OOOOOOOOOOOOH I AM SOOOOOOOOO L-A-T-E for my C-H-E-E-R-L-E-A-D-I-N-G competiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiition! OH YEAH!!!

Michelle: Okay... that wraps up our newscast; Chaz No Longer!