User:Vaulklen6/MySims LOST/Episode Archive/Season 1/The Elf Factor

Episode 19: The Elf Factor
Leaf: So last episode wasn't considered as a challenge. But I voted someone off. Why? To get back her belongings. That's right, Jenny was booted off the show. But what she doesn't know...is that I still have her backpack! *carries Jenny's backpack in front of the camera* So let's see here...some horrible comic books, a laptop. What else...oooohhh.... I see what's up, Jenny. I see what's up. *grabs a gory Leaf plushie* So, Jenny. If you're watching this, you won't get your backpack. EVER. It's mine now, finder's keepers! Hahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!


 * Camera flashes to the boys' dorm.

Rob: *playing World of Plane vs. Eye* It sucks that the internet here is slow.

Patrick: Tell me about it, sport. I couldn't communicate with my friends in the city!

Dr. F: And I couldn't buy a Neuromagnilectrolizer 4590 on fBay!

Rob: But...you founded fBay.

Dr. F: ...What I MEANT to say was...the company's unable to ship the Neuromagnilectrolizer 4590 since the way here is a dangerous path.

Patrick: But, doctor. When we arrived here, there ain't any dangerous things.

Dr. F: Well that's because the path is safe here only for the contestants. Take a look at the board right here. *points the board using a stick* I've managed to determine the Path Theory by using these three components: a, b, and c. I used one of the hardest mathematical formulas for both components a and b. Component c was difficult, and the only way to find the solution was to derive the Quadratic Formula. You see...I stopped deriving and moved the c in the discriminant into the denominator. I had to solve it first. The solution was nothing. Components a and b took me a lot of time to think through. I found out the solution. The solution was that there is a 1 out of 4562 chance that there would be a safe path for normal people crossing here. We are lucky to survive. So, uh...any questions?

Rob & Patrick:

Dr. F: Doctorate at its best, hahaha.

Leaf: *via blowhorn* YOU KNOW THE DEAL. GET YOUR LAZY BIMS AND BOS OUTSIDE YOUR DORMS IMMEDIATELY!


 * Camera flashes to the contestants outside their dorms.

Leaf: It's time for you guys...to siiiiiiinnnngggg!!!! *in a soprano voice*

The 29 Contestants: Uhhhh....


 * Camera flashes to Chaz's confessional.

Chaz: SING? What kind of survival show IS THIS???


 * Camera flashes to Rob's confessional.

Rob: Y'know what? I say no.


 * Camera flashes to Aran's confessional.

Aran: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! *bangs his head on the porta-potty door*


 * Camera flashes to Sandra's confessional.

Sandra: Yeeeeessss!!!! It's my time to shiiiiinnnneeee!!!! *in a high-pitched soprano voice*


 * Camera flashes to Aran's confessional.

Aran: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 * Camera flashes to Leaf and the contestants.

Leaf: Today's the day where most of the contestants LEAVE! I want you guys to sing. Why? Because that tells me you're still up to the challenge! To qualify for the next challenge, I want you to SING YOUR HEART OUT!

Aran: But what if we don't wanna?

Leaf: You'll get strikes each time you don't sing! You will have up to ten strikes! It's just easy, all you have to do is sing!

Aran: But I don't want to!

Leaf: Plumbob forbid you refusing the challenge, you will be voted off immediately! No exceptions!

Aran: Ugh...

Beebee: W-w-wait! Who's Plumbob?

Leaf: ... It's a Unicorn God...stuck inside a green plumbob!

The 29 Contestants: ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Chaz: Oh my... *shedding a tear of joy*

Leaf: ... No


 * As the twenty-nine contestants laugh out really loud, Leaf was starting to get impatient. By a minute or so, the contestants are laughing, even bonking their heads on the wooden objects and rolling on the floor. Leaf cannot take it anymore...

Leaf: SHUT. UUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My GODDDDD, man! Do you realize I'm trying to tell you guys about this SINGING CHALLENGE?! If I can't say that word out loud, what will you do?? IF I'M EXPLAINING SOMETHING, THEN YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!! Man, you guys need to grow up! I can't stand your immaturity any longer, darn it!!! *carries a coconut and throws it very hard at Chaz*

Chaz: Ow!! What the heck, man!

Leaf: Shut up, you tyrant of a sim being! You're the reason I'm falling back down to the bottom line! You know what, I can't do this. Chaz, get up on the stage, right now!

Chaz: Ugh... So not extreme.


 * Chaz gets up on the stage, while Leaf sits on his chair along with Petal by his side.

Leaf: Go on. Just sing something to us!!

Chaz: Uh...okay. *taps the microphone in its cradle* Ahem... *in a tenor voice* I am Chaaaaaazzz!!!!!!!!!! EXTREME CHAAAAAAZZZZ!!!!!!!!!! SUPER EXTREME!!!!!!!!!! Extreme....to the MAXEEEEMMMEEEE!!!!!!!!! How's that for singing, you stupid elf?

Leaf: Oh that's it, come here!! *lunges towards Chaz*

Chaz: AGGHHH!!!! GET OFF ME, YOU SIMPLETON!!!!

Leaf: What was that you said, you dup?!

Chaz: I said...GET OFF ME!!! *punches Leaf to the ground and starts beating him up*

Leaf: Aah! Oof! OWWW!!!

Chaz: Haha! Sweet revenge, BABY!!! *packs a powerful punch to Leaf's face, which breaks most of his teeth*

Leaf: OoooooooooWWWWWAAAAAHHH!!!!

Chaz: Huff...puff...huff...puff...

Petal: *claps her hand slowly, then applauds with joy* Go, CHAZ!!!

Aran: YEAH, Chaz!

Derek: Alright, man. FANTASTIC, just FANTASTIC!!!


 * Everyone applauds for Chaz, and with such joy, he pumps his fists up and screams...

Chaz: To the MAXEEEEEEMMMMMMEEEEE!!!!!!!!!


 * After that, 29 contestants went to sing to qualify for participating more in the show. Rob, Aran, Preston, Gertrude, Zoe, Iggy, and Derek all refused to sing. The rest of the contestants sang, and they all were qualified for the next challenge.

Petal: Alright, guys. 22 of you guys are staying in the game!

The 22 Contestants: Woohoo!!!

Petal: The rest of you... *glares at the seven contestants* ...will leave the Woods because all of you got ten strikes. There may be some horrible singers out there. But if you managed to sing your heart out, then maybe you will stay in the game. Pack your bags and wait for the Bus of Losers.


 * The seven contestants leave the stage and go to their dorms to pack their bags.


 * Camera flashes to Chaz's confessional.

Chaz: Looks like I won't get voted off this time...


 * Camera flashes to Petal's confessional.

Petal: Tune in next time for a new episode of MySims LOST! I'm your co-host, Petal. And this is me, signing off! *runs away from the camera*

Intermission
Announcer: Meanwhile further in the woods...


 * Ray is seen walking slowly as he still breathes and pants. As he walks, he sees something very...VERY shocking indeed.

Ray:

End of Episode 19.