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Epsiode 1: Wiped Out
(Walk in gate)
 * Patrick: Mhmh oh..... it's on?
 * Random Person: Yes......
 * Patrick: Oh, ok. Welcome to *eats bacon* My Sims Television! 24 contestants shall compete for................. BACON!!! oh, and 500,000 simoleons. Here comes the contestants!
 * Goth Boy: This is lame
 * Roxie: OH MY GOSH! THIS PLACE IS SO FILTHY!
 * Patrick: Welcome to My Sims Television! We shall be staying at a hotel near here...
 * Maria: Will there be good food?
 * Patrick: If you win a challenge....
 * Leaf: I will win this game.... with RAWK!!!!!
 * Sapphire: OMGOMGOMGOMG!! It's LEAF!!!!
 * Zack: Sorry, she had to much energy drinks...
 * Patrick: Why don't you have bacon juice?
 * Violet:..........
 * Vic: Ha! Bacon juice is only avalible on the Shariken Game! Revenge of Laligan!
 * Jenny: I beat that game 55 times
 * Vic: Oh shoot......
 * Patrick: But you guys are competing on challenges based off of TV!
 * Liberty: Travis! Like, you're here!
 * Travis: Oh......
 * Liberty: Like, we should totally be on the same team!
 * Patrick: Actually, I choose
 * Summer: I'm here! YAY!!
 * Poppy: I know, right?
 * Chaz: Extreme wonder here!
 * Lyndsay: Will there be an adventure challenge? I will rock that!
 * Patrick: I dont know yet..
 * Renee: YOU ATE TEH BACON! How could you?
 * Edwin: Whats wrong with bacon?
 * Renee: (Crys)
 * Bob: It would be my honor to win.
 * Patrick: Looking at these people- (eats cake) you might.
 * Everyone: Hey!
 * Makoto: DOES NOT COMPUTE DOES NOT COMPUTE
 * Ray: This sucks, a crazy girl saying nonsense.
 * Jimmy: Are there fish here?
 * Patrick: (Eats fish) Huh?
 * Jimmy: Oh no! Im allergic!
 * Patrick: Dont get near me!
 * Spencer: WHOO! I AM SO STOKED!! YES!!
 * Raven: Im not
 * Luis:Will this look good on my college-
 * Patrick: EVERYONE QUIET!!!
 * Crickets chirp
 * Patrick: Ok, todays challenge is non elimination. You have to go on the watery course, I like to call it, Wiped Out.
 * Lyndsay: Like that show? Yeah, Im good at it.
 * Patrick: First up.... Violet
 * Violet: Whatever
 * Violet runs down the platform onto little steps. She slips. She goes to a puncher and gets punched and falls into mud. She goes to the big balls and starts jumping on them and makes it. Next up, a swing hits her and she falls in the water. She gets out.
 * Patrick Violet finished with a time of.... .15 minutes?! That's slow! Luis, you're up!
 * Luis goes down the platform and makes it throught the steps. He gets immideatly punch in the punchers. He goes to the big balls and fails. He goes to the swings, makes it past the first one, but gets swept by the second. He finishes.
 * Patrick: 3 minutes, 26 seconds. Nice.
 * A montage of everyone else on the obstacle course plays.
 * Patrick: Ok! I have the results. The eight fastest times come here. They are: Lyndsay, Luis, Chaz, Sapphire, Vic, Bob, Summer, and Poppy.
 * Lyndsay: Yes! Fastest time!
 * Poppy: YAY!! I WAS FAST!
 * Patrick: You guys will be..... Team Reality!
 * Chaz: Coolio
 * Summer: Y-A-Y!
 * Vic: This could get annoying.....
 * Bob: It is an honor to be on this team.
 * Patrick: Yeah, get into the limo and go to the hotel that has great food. You guys go to the top floor.
 * All: YES!!
 * Patrick: Next up: Travis, Liberty, Maria, Jenny, Jimmy, Zack, Renee, and Leaf. You guys are......... Team Comedy!
 * Liberty: Travis is very funny......
 * All:
 * Maria: It's okey, honey. Oh! Honey sounds good now!
 * Patrick: Get in the bus.
 * Zack: Why do they get a limo, and we get a BUS?!
 * Patrick: You'll see....
 * Jenny: Fine, I guess this is like Flash vs. Lights....
 * Patrick: The rest of you! Makoto, Violet, Raven, Roxie, Ray, Goth Boy, Edwin, and Spencer, you are Team Drama!
 * Goth Boy: That name sucks.
 * Patrick: Team Cartoon?
 * Goth Boy: It also sucks...
 * Patrick: Team......Cook?
 * Goth Boy: Can we be team Horror?
 * Patrick: Fie, whatever, get in the same bus as the others.
 * They go.
 * Patrick: Team Reality won this challenge, so they will be staying at a big suite!
 * Team Reality walks in: OMG YAY!!!
 * Summer: its so big!
 * Patrick: While the two losing teams get a small suite.
 * Team Horror and Team Comedy walk in.
 * Zack: Its so small....
 * Goth Boy: It sucks....
 * Patrick: That's all for this episode!