User:Zorro T. Dracoyena/Strange Salesmen

Jenny: So let me get this straight. You're a door-to-door salesman.

Salesman: Yep.

Jenny: And you're selling doors.

Salesman: That's right.

Jenny: I'm caught up now.

Salesman: Would you like to buy a door?

Jenny: *Slowly looks at their door* We have a door.

Salesman: Would you like a new one?

Jenny: ...What is your name, sir?

Salesman: George.

Jenny: ...Good-bye, George. *Closes door* Roxie, there's a door-to-door salesman named George!

Roxie: What's he selling?

Jenny: Doors!

They heard a noise and looked over to see another man outside on one of those window cleaning platform things if you have any idea what I'm talking about.

Roxie: Who the heck are you?

Salesman #2: I'm Wendal.

Jenny: And you're a window-to-window salesman?

Wendal: Indeed I am.

Roxie: Do you sell windows?

Wendal: No.

Buddy: Do you sell brushes?

Wendal: No.

Evelyn: Windex?

Wendal: No.

Jenny: Squeegees?

Wendal: No.

Jenny: WHAT THE HECK DO YOU SELL, MAN?!

Wendal: Cinder blocks. *Holds up a cinder block*

Evelyn: Get outta here.

Wendal: I'm serious.

Evelyn: So am I.

Wendal: *As Jenny heads for the elevator with a pair of hedge shears* What is she doing?

- On the roof -

Jenny: *Cuts the ropes to the window thing and turns around* What the - Who are you?!

Salesman: I'm Rufus.

Jenny: Do you sell roofs?

Rufus: *Eyeing the hedge shears* ...Yes...

Jenny: *Takes a threatening step towards Rufus. Rufus runs away* Freak.

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