User:Holhol1235/The Last Sim Standing/Season 1/A Warm Welcome


 * Roaslyn: Hello. I am Rosalyn P. Marshall, and welcome to the very first episode of The Last Sim Standing! This is very exciting, mostly because I filled out the paperwork for this to become a show, then they made ME the host! I know. Really great. But sadly, this is not a show about paperwork, but rather, a reality show. Of course, with 25 contestants competing for a grand prize of 1,000,000 Simleons, I can't do it alone. Which is why I have a co-host, and his name is Iggy... Iggy... Um, are you there Iggy?
 * Iggy: Zzzzzz.....
 * Rosalyn: *walks over to Iggy* Wakey, wakey, Iggy.... IGGY!
 * Iggy: ZzzzZZ.... Wha-? Where am I?
 * Rosalyn: You are on the set of The Last Sim Standing. Weren't you notified? I'm pretty sure I filled out the paperwork for it. *grabs notepad and starts looking through notes*
 * Iggy: Oh, that. Yeah... I ate it.
 * Rosalyn: You what?
 * Iggy: I accidently put it into one of my sammiches.
 * Rosalyn: So, you put it into a sandwich, and ate it?
 * Iggy: YEAH, MAN! IT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME!
 * Rosalyn: Yeah... right.
 * Iggy: I can make you one, as well. I know how much you like that paper stuff.
 * Rosalyn: No thank you.
 * Iggy: Your loss.
 * Rosalyn: Okay. Um, our first contestant to welcome is, Goth Boy! Hello, Goth Boy.
 * Goth Boy: Why am I here?
 * Rosalyn: Because you signed up for this competition.
 * Goth Boy: Can I go home?
 * Rosalyn: No, sorry.
 * Goth Boy: *sighs* Why me? *starts writing in a book*
 * Rosalyn: What are you doing?
 * Goth Boy: Writing poetry about death.
 * Rosalyn: Let's move on. Please welcome, Gordon!
 * Gordon: Shhhh... I'm reading.
 * Rosalyn: What are you reading?
 * Gordon: Twilight.
 * Rosalyn: Why?
 * Gordon: Because I feel like it. Now, will you please leave me alone?
 * Rosalyn: Okay. Let's give a warm welcome to, Leaf!
 * Leaf: 'Sup.
 * Iggy: You want a sammich man?
 * Leaf: Meatballs?
 * Iggy: Totally.
 * Gordon: Will you two please hush up?
 * Goth Boy: Why? Why must I be tortured?
 * Rosalyn: Can we move on?
 * Leaf: Do you think I'm awesome on the gutair, or should I try out the drums?
 * Rosalyn: Really. We don't have much time. We need to move on.
 * Leaf: You know what, I'm awesome on anything I do!
 * Rosayln: Can we move on?!?!?! Thank you. Let's welcome, Violet Nightshade!
 * Violet: Hi, I'm Violet Nightshade. I'm SO happy I can get away from my little sister for awhile. She's nice, but I can't stand her flowers.
 * Rosalyn: Yeah, um, about that... Let's welcome, Poppy!
 * Violet: WHAT!?!?!?!?!
 * Poppy: Hi, Violet!
 * Violet: *sighs* Hi, Poppy.
 * Poppy: Have a flower!
 * Goth Boy: Great, if the people here weren't annoying enough. Now we need a flower freak? My life could not get better.
 * Poppy: *cries*
 * Violet: You are such a downer. *hugs Poppy*
 * Gordon: Will you hooligans be quiet?!?!
 * Leaf: Hey, you better watch it. I'm 15,237 years old, so you better watch yourself.
 * Gordon: I wasn't talking to you.
 * Iggy: Who wants a sammich?
 * Rosalyn: Can we just move on?
 * Iggy: You seem tense. *holds out sandwich to Rosalyn* Here, have a sammich.
 * Rosalyn: I don't want a... Let's just move on. Please welcome, Rhonda!
 * Rhonda: Yo, yo, yo! I'm Rhonda! I'm ready to kick back and party! WOOT!
 * Iggy: *yawn* I'm tired.
 * Rhonda: What? Sleeping's for losers! That's my motto.
 * Iggy: What? Sleeping and eating is the bomb! That's my motto, man.
 * Rosalyn: Let's go ahead and welcome, Marlon the Wizard.
 * Iggy: He's not here.
 * Rosalyn: What? He is supposed to be-
 * Marlon: *pops up out of nowhere* Hello!
 * Everybody: GWAH!
 * Marlon: Sorry, didn't mean to scare you guys. I'm Marlon, Marlon the Wizard.
 * Poppy: Is that a Kingdom Pal?
 * Marlon: Why, yes. Yes it is.
 * Poppy: I LOVE Kingdom Pals!
 * Marlon: Me too!
 * Violet: Oh, brother.
 * Leaf: Can I go get my gutair, now?
 * Gordon: You people are humorous. Almost as good as a good book.
 * Iggy: Sammiches for everyone!
 * Goth Boy: My life is ruined.
 * Rhonda: Life isn't ruined until you're dead. That's my motto.
 * Iggy: YUMMY SAMMICHES!
 * Everybody but Rosalyn: SANDWICHES! YAY!
 * Rosalyn: ENOUGH! Let's welcome, Pinky!
 * Pinky: Hiya. I'm Pinky, and I love blue.
 * Gordon: Huh? Why is your name Pinky?
 * Pinky: That's the dumbest question I've ever heard.
 * Iggy: This is making me hungry.
 * Goth Boy: You're aways hungry you lazy hippo.
 * Rosalyn: Let's go on to welcome, Chef Gino Delicioso!
 * Gino: Hello. WAIT! Momma Mia! I has to attend to my Pizzeria!
 * Rosalyn: Um, Gino.
 * Gino: What am I going to do!?!?
 * Rosalyn: Gino, we have your brother taking over the resturant while you're away.
 * Gino: Oh-a thank you, Miss Rosalyn! Thank you! Now, who wants a pizza?
 * Iggy: A pizza sammich?
 * Gino: Sure.
 * Iggy: Yeah! Pizza sammich! WOOT! *eats pizza sandwich*
 * Rosalyn: Let's move on and welcome, Gabriel!
 * Ol' Gabby: Howdy, I'm Gabriel, but you can call me Ol' Gabby. Ya'll wanna hear me play me fiddle?
 * Leaf: Hey, dude, we could start a band!
 * Ol' Gabby: Yeehaw! *plays fiddle*
 * Rosalyn: Okay, let's welcome, Amelia!
 * Amelia: Hi, I'm Amelia. I love to read.
 * Gordon: You read? What are you reading?
 * Amelia: The Lovely Bones. You?
 * Gordon: Twilight.
 * Amelia: Why?
 * Rosalyn: If you two are finished? Let's welcome, Summer!
 * Summer: H-E-L-L-O! I am Summer, HELLO!
 * Rosalyn: Um, H-I?
 * Summer: YAY FOR ROSALYN!
 * Iggy: Don't forget I-G-G-Y, man.
 * Summer: *giggles* And Iggy.
 * Iggy: YAY!
 * Rosalyn: Um, why don't we M-O-V-E on and let's welcome, Liberty!
 * Liberty: Hi, I'm Liberty. Did you know the deadlist snake in the U.S. is the Coral Snake?
 * Pinky: Is it blue?
 * Liberty: No.
 * Pinky: OMIGOSH! That's scary!
 * Liberty: Um, it could kill a person.
 * Pinky: But it's not blue, which is dangerous.
 * Liberty: Okay...
 * Rosalyn: Let's welcome, Buddy!
 * Buddy: Hiya, pals! I'm- *trips* Ow, my face.
 * Liberty: OMIGOSH! You need a nose band-aid!
 * Buddy: No, I'm fine. Just a little... NOSE BLEED!
 * Liberty: *puts band-aid on Buddy's nose*
 * Buddy: Thanks, pal!
 * Rosalyn: Let's go ahead and welcome-
 * Iggy: WAIT!
 * Rosalyn: What?
 * Iggy: You want a sammich?
 * Rosalyn: I'm ignoring that. Let's welcome, Gonk!
 * Gonk: Me be Gonk, you be Lady.
 * Amelia: Is that a caveman?
 * Gonk: Look! It Girl.
 * Amelia: No, no. I'm Amelia.
 * Gonk: No. You Girl.
 * Amelia: Amelia.
 * Gonk: Girl.
 * Amelia: ah-MEAL-ya
 * Gonk: Girl.
 * Amelia: Whatever.
 * Rosalyn: Let's welcome, Renee!
 * Renee: Hi, I am Renee. I run a Nature Preserve, which I left my cat, Miss Prissykins, in charge of while I'm away.
 * Gino: Whataya cause you to leave a cat in charge?
 * Renee: I don't really know.
 * Rosalyn: Let's welcome-
 * Iggy: WAIT!
 * Rosalyn: WHAT!?!?!?
 * Iggy: Can I introduce this one?
 * Rosalyn: Why?
 * Iggy: Because, it's my turn! I'm the co-host!
 * Rosalyn: Okay, fine.
 * Iggy: Okay, man, let's wecome, DJ Candy "Supergroove"!
 * DJ Candy: Yo, yo, yo! Candy's in the house!
 * Rhonda: Candy? It's a party, then!
 * Iggy: YEAH!
 * Gonk: Gonk like party!
 * Everybody but Rosalyn: *dances*
 * DJ Candy: All the people in the house say "HEY"!
 * Everybody but Rosalyn: HEY!
 * DJ Candy: Say "OH"!
 * Everybody but Rosalyn: OH!
 * Rosalyn: ENOUGH! Can we just hush up so we can finish? Thank you. Let's welcome, Travis!
 * Travis: Hello, I'm Travis. I- *phone rings*
 * Rosalyn: What is that?
 * Travis: My phone. Um, excuse me. *answers phone* Hello... No, I'm not busy...
 * Rosalyn: Um, you're on a reality show. You are busy.
 * Travid: Oh... I'm going to have to call you later. *hangs up phone*
 * Rosalyn: Now that's over with, let's welcome-
 * Travis: *phone rings* Dang phone. Hehe...
 * Rosalyn: Turn it off!
 * Travis: It won't turn off! Um... *sits on phone* is that better?
 * Rosalyn: As I was saying, let's welcome, Matt!
 * Matt: Welcome to The Last Sim Standing. I'm your contestant, Matt!
 * Rosalyn: What are you doing?
 * Matt: Introducing myself.
 * Rosalyn: You're sound like a host, which is my job.
 * Matt: *facepalm* Oh! Not again. Well, at least one lucky Sim will have a chance to win 1,000,000 Simleons! Ugh! I did it again!
 * Rosalyn: Let's move on and welcome, Roger!
 * Roger: *lifting weights* Hello... I'm... Roger.
 * Iggy: You want a sammich?
 * Roger: No... that... stuff... is... full... or... fat.
 * Iggy: *gasp* You should be ashamed!
 * Roger: What... I'm being... honest.
 * Iggy: Rosalyn, I don't like this person.
 * Rosalyn: Let's go ahead and welcome, Maria!
 * Maria: Hey, can I have a sandwich?
 * Iggy: Duh!
 * Maria: YAY! *eats sandwich* Hey, have you every had BBQ Bananas?
 * Iggy: Um, no.
 * Maria: You should.
 * Iggy: I'll think about it, man!
 * Rosalyn: Let's welcome, uh, how do you pronounce this? Um, please welcome, Melthutamenemopet!
 * Mel: Please, call me Mel. The -Thutamenemopet- part was dropped a thousand years ago.
 * Iggy: A thousand years ago?
 * Mel: Yeah, I've ruled like, four kingdoms too! I mean, the cultures are differnt, the people are differnt, the food is differnt-
 * Iggy: Food? I'm hungry.
 * Rosalyn: Let's move on and welcome, T.O.B.O.R.!
 * T.O.B.O.R.: Hello, I'm T.O.B.O.R..
 * Ol' Gabby: What is yar contrabtion here?
 * T.O.B.O.R.: Oh, me, I'm just a robot.
 * Ol' Gabby: You're one of those fancy giggerwhos, aren't you?
 * T.O.B.O.R.: Yeah.
 * Ol' Gabby: Grrrr....
 * Rosalyn: Um, let's move on and welcome, Roxie Road!
 * Roxie: Oh, hello, I'm Roxie. Gosh! This place is really dirty. *sweeps up floor*
 * Iggy: I'm hungry, man!
 * Roxie: I run an ice cream shoppe. I can give you ice cream.
 * Iggy: Can I get an ice cream sammich?
 * Roxie: Sure.
 * Iggy: Awesome, man!
 * Rosalyn: Okay, it's time to move on to our last contestant. Let's welcome, Makoto!
 * Makoto: Analyzing welcome introduction... HELLO. I AM MAKOTO, AND I AM NOT A ROBOT. Analyzing nervous laughter... HA HA, HAHAHAHA!
 * Gonk: Look! It Robot Girl!
 * Makoto: NO! I AM NOT A ROBOT!
 * Gonk: Yes you be Robot Girl!
 * Makoto: NO! I AM NOT A ROBOT!
 * Goth Boy: Life sucks!
 * Rhonda: I am tired of your constent complaining!
 * Mel: Rhonda and Goth Boy sitting in a tree!
 * Gordon: That's immature.
 * Pinky: Why dosen't anybody wear blue like me?
 * Maria: Becaus blue is an ugly color.
 * Summer: Let's G-E-T A-L-O-N-G!
 * Violet: Like you care you little-
 * Rosalyn:Thanky you for watching the first episode of The Last Sim Standing. Join us next time, if we are even still on the air, for another episode of The Last Sim Standing. I'm Rosalyn P. Marshall, and in till next time, so long!