User:Googleybear/The Sim Show/Season 2/Episode 4


 * The lights flicker on and off and then flash on, lighting up the house*

Violet: Oh drat, I was liking that darkness. Wait! Where has Elmira gone?

Matt: *Through the sound system* She was brutally murdered by the murderer!

Maria: Oh my, That's awful.

Luke: Mehh, I didn't like that chick anyways...

Dolly: *Curled up in the corner* I DON'T WANNA DIE, I DON'T WANNA DIE

Vincent: You, do realise that she's not actually dead, right? She was just voted out.

Dolly: You don't know that for sure!

Summer: Come on Dolly, I'm sure you'll be fine. Let's see what the next clue says... Jasper?

Jasper: *Shoving the piece of paper into his mouth* This could use some mayo

Sasha: Jasper, no! We need that clue!

Violet: Spit it out, pal.

Jasper: *spits out the clue which is soggy with saliva and torn* What? O.O

Vic: Eww, that's gross. Somebody pick it up.

Hopper: Okay! *picks up the soggy paper and puts it back together*

Luke: Dude, that's gross, how'd ya bring ya self to pick it up.

Hopper: Hopper doesn't mind. *looks at the clue*

Summer: Well, what does it say?

Hopper: How does Hopper know? Hopper can't read. Boinnnggg

Vincent: Oh, if only Elmira was still here... hand it over, frog.

Hopper: *Hands paper to Vincent*

Vincent: *Clears his throat and looks as if he is about the read the note, but then runs off* Haha, you'll never win now! Victory shall be mine!

Sasha: What! He stole the clue!

Jasper: What? That wasn't the clue... that was my shopping list. Now where did I put my giraffe?

Sasha: Well, where is the clue then?

Jasper: I kept it safe.

Maria: Where about is 'safe'?

Jasper: Good question young one *taps Maria on the nose* The answer is southeast Kenya to be precise.

Luke: Look, it's in his pocket! *Pulls it out of Jasper's coat pocket*

Dolly: I thought he said it was Kenya Land.

Jasper: It was... my left coat pocket's nickname is Kenya. My right pocket is called Malaysia and my hat goes by the name of Nigeria.

Vic: You name your clothes after countries.

Jasper: No... don't be silly, they name themselves. Isn't that right Malaysia *pets his right pocket* Now, I must be off for me tea party with Sherlock Holmes and the seven dwarves. Farewell. *Skips off down the hall*

Violet: Completely insane.

Vic: So, Luke. What does the note say?

Luke: It says,

So, you've beaten the squirrel,

You've come far

This is your last

The next clue is inside a car

Vic: So, we're looking for the last clue and it's inside a car?

Violet: That's what it sounds like.

Hopper: Let's go to the garage! Boinggg! *hops away*

* Luke, Summer, Dolly, Maria and Sasha* Follow Hopper*

Violet: *whispering to Vic* I don't think the clue would be hidden in the garage, Vic.

Vic: What? Why not? It seems like the obvious place.

Violet: Not to me it doesn't... The clue says that it's hidden in a car - there are no cars in the garage.

Vic: Come to think of it, why would there be any cars in the house... we're not allowed outside the house.

Violet: Precisely. Also, I've spent a lot of time in the garage and I've never seen a single car.

Vic: Why do you spend time in the garage?

Violet: It's desolate and dimly-lit. Anyway, I believe I saw a model car on the desk in the study... let's go.

* Elsewhere in the house*

Vincent: *stops running* Now to win the competition! *opens the note*

Bananas Lettuce Dog food

Vincent: This is a shopping list! *faints*

* Violet and Vic walk into the study*

Violet: *Looks to the desk* The model car has gone - I could have sworn it used to be there...

Vic: Look! There it is! *Points towards the corpse*

Violet: *Walks over the corpse and picks up the model car* So this was the blunt object.

Vic: Well... is there writing on it? A note?

Violet: Hold on... *Pulls out a piece of paper from inside the car*

So you're looking for the murder

''I know, I know... I heard'ya''

But occasionally 

There is no criminality

Looks like it was just an accident HAHA LOL XOXO

Vic: What... is that a joke?

Matt: *Through the sound system* No, it is indeed not a joke. You two have completed the challenge in first place

Violet: Well that stinks

Matt: ...And as winners you get to decide between you who should leave based on this weeks challenge

Violet: Maybe, that doesn't stink.

Vic: Well, Vincent betrayed us so he should up for elimination.

Violet: But he's so mysterious and spooky

Vic:

Violet: Fine I'd like to nominate Luke then... like, did he even do anything? ... and Summer... just because she likes Luke

Vic: And she's annoying

Matt: Well, there we have it. The murder mystery has been solved and we have 3 sims up for elimination. Vincent, Luke and Summer - you decide who goes home! See you next time on The Sim Show!

 Who should be eliminated? Luke Summer Vincent