User:*Kinz*/Expedition Simpossible

Banner will go here. Oh look it's Hikari's new show. I'll make the rest a lot shinier and better-looking after I get it started, so, for now, just enjoy the show. ...or something like that.

Host & Staff

 * Matt - Host
 * Cassandra - Co-host
 * The Emergency Crew

Starving

 * Edwin
 * Iggy
 * Maria

The Ninjas

 * Star
 * Kage
 * Jimmy Watanabe

Dr. F's Robots

 * T.O.B.O.R.
 * Proto-Makoto
 * Makoto

The Waterworks

 * Tad "Flipper" McCaffrey
 * Luke
 * Summer

Team McFreely

 * Chaz McFreely
 * Tim
 * Sapphire

The Team That Was Not Sent By MorcuCorp To Get The Treasure

 * Esma
 * Brandi
 * Yuki

Episode 1: "Islantica is very... Island-y."

 * Matt: *taps camera* Is it on?
 * Cameraman: It is.
 * Matt: Oh, whoops. *clears throat* Welcome to Expedition Impossible, viewer(s)! We've discovered the long lost Island of Islantica! It's a beautiful lush paradise with lots of hiking and waterfalls and mountains and stuff... perfect for a vacation. Unfortunately, it will be anything but for our contestants! *laughs* They will do completely insane things, trek crazy terrain, do crazy challenges, to do even more the next day! However, this isn't for nothing... the prize? *opera voice* The treasure of Islanticaaaaaaaa! *coughs* So, like here comes our first team!
 * First Boat: *docks, and three completely ordinary teens step off*
 * Matt: Maria, Edwin, Iggy! Welcome to Islantica!
 * Iggy: Whoaaaaa.
 * Maria: This place is so exotic-looking! I'm hoping for some exotic eats, too!
 * Edwin: Well. Islantica is very... Island-y. To say the least.
 * Matt: Okaaaaay. So, what are you?
 * Iggy: Starving! I haven't eaten in, like... 2 hours!
 * Edwin: I think he was asking for our team name.
 * Matt: Yes I was! And I'll be using that one for you!
 * Edwin & Maria: What?!?
 * Iggy: ....meh. Fine with me.
 * Matt: Alright, Starving, got all your gear in your backpacks?
 * All Three: Yep! *Maria takes out some barbecued bananas, Edwin takes out some mayonnaise, and Iggy takes out a sandwich*
 * Matt: Not exactly what I meant, but good enough! Wait at the starting line here. *points to a line painted in the sand, marked by two flags at the end of the line of both sides* Ah, here comes our next team!
 * Second Boat: *docks, and three ninjas step off-- or, at least they're dressed like ninjas*
 * Matt: Star! Jimmy! Kage! Welcome!
 * Star: Hello, Matt.
 * Jimmy: I'm allergic to fish.
 * Kage: ...
 * Star: We're ninjas, if it wasn't already obvious.
 * Matt: I think it was.
 * Iggy: I had no idea.
 * Jimmy: It dishonors our family if we fail... SO YOU'RE GOING DOWN DOWN DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN WITH ALL THE FISH THAT YOU"RE ALLERGIC TO! Wait, only I have that allergy.
 * Iggy: I mean, allergic to fish? That's horrible! You'd never get to eat it and taste its deliciousness!
 * Maria: That should be a crime!
 * Edwin: Would some mayonnaise make it less allergic-y?
 * Jimmy: What? Of course it wouldn't! And what's even worse, my dad runs a sushi restaurant. Watanabe Sushi, to be exact.
 * Iggy: Watanabe? You mean your dad is the Chef Hisao Watanabe?
 * Jimmy: Um... yes?
 * Iggy: That is so cool! I love eating there!
 * Jimmy: Great to know my father is honored around here by... 'these people'.
 * Star: They mean nothing.
 * Jimmy: *sighs* I know...
 * Kage: ...
 * Matt: Alrighty then. Your team name?
 * Star: The Ninjas! Duuuuh.
 * Matt: Of course it is. Alright, would you step over to the starting line? Oh, and here's another team!
 * Third Boat: *docks, and two robots and schoolgirl step off*
 * Matt: T.O.B.O.R.! Makoto! And... Proto-Makoto! Welcome!
 * T.O.B.O.R.: Believe me, I do not want to be here. I have a perfectly successful diner back home. I'm only here to supervise... these two.
 * Matt: Why so?
 * T.O.B.O.R.: I mean, have you seen them?
 * Proto-Makoto: I are tree.
 * Makoto: I am a high school girl, not a robot.
 * Matt: Oh, right.

--will be updated in about two minutes because my laptop's battery is about to die and I don't have the power chord at the moment--