User blog:Sumaes01/While Searching for the "Secret Robot" in the Industrial District...

Here's the quotes from every Industrial District Sim while asking if their a robot.

Alexa Lexington

 * Player Name: Hello. Are you a robot?
 * Alexa: How dare you! Do I LOOK like a robot?
 * Player Name: But…but…Dr. F said that it looks like a normal…nevermind…

T.O.B.O.R.

 * Player Name: Say, TOBOR. Are you secretly a robot?
 * TOBOR: Why yes, human. In fact I’m a robot dressed up like a fleshie dressed up as a robot! How did you guess? OF COURSE I’m bot secretly a robot. I’m just A ROBOT! Not much a secret, is it?
 * Player Name: ... Um... no?

Dr. F

 * Player Name: Dr. F, you’re not a robot, are you?
 * Dr. F: Hah hah! I can only aspire to the perfection of being a silicon-based lifeform! Either that or a giant squid with laser eyes! YES!

Buddy

 * Player Name: Say, Buddy, how do I know you’re not a synthetic humanoid robot?
 * Buddy: How do I know I’m not a sympathetic humanoid robot? // Maybe I really am! That would explain why I’ve always wanted to shoot lasers out of my eyes! PEW PEW!
 * Player Name: Can’t argue with that!

Esma

 * Player Name: Hey, Esma. You talk a little weird. You wouldn’t happen to be a robot, would you?
 * Esma: Peasant! Are you calling me, Esma, the master of all things, a ROBOT? Robots SERVE; I COMMAND!
 * Player Name: Forget I asked.

Brandi

 * Player Name: What’s up, Robot Brandi?
 * Brandi: What!? You tell me one time – ONE TIME – you’ve ever seen a robot wear an eyepatch.
 * Player Name: Well… Huh, good point.

Grit

 * Player Name: Hey, Grit! You’re not a—
 * Grit: *Woof*!
 * Player Name: Nah... nevermind.

Ol' Gabby

 * Player Name: Say, Gabby, you seem to like machinery. You wouldn’t happen to be a robot, would you?
 * Gabby: ROBBIT? Are you callin’ Gabby one o’ them newfangled automagic vacuum whatchamacallits?
 * Player Name: No! Um… nosiree?
 * Gabby: Uh-huh. Gabby didn’t think so.

Barney Cull

 * Player Name: Barney, are you a robot?
 * Barney: Hah hah! If I were a robot, I’d have rusted solid from all my years spent at sea. No sir!
 * Player Name: Hmmm... good point.

DJ Candy "Supergroove"

 * Player Name: Hey, DJ Candy! You’re not a robot, right?
 * DJ Candy: Hmm... that would explain my impeccable timing, perfect pitch, and sheer awesomeness. But nope, sorry!

Sapphire

 * Player Name: Hey, Sapphire. Seen any robots around?
 * Sapphire: Zack can do the robot pretty well... is that what you mean?

Zack

 * Player Name: Hey, Zack. Are you a robot?
 * Zack: Yup, about the best one you’ve ever seen – check it out! ((He does [ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robot_(dance) this]))
 * Player Name: Hmmm… not what I meant. But OK, nevermind.

Makoto

 * Player Name: Hello! How are you, robot?
 * Makoto: MY PROCCESSES ARE RUNNING SMOOTHLY. AND YOU?
 * Player Name: (She certainly talks strangely enough…but how can I get her to admit she’s a robot?) What do you like to do?
 * Makoto: I ENJOY PARTICIPATING IN MANY ACTIVITIES. PLEASE USE MORE SPECIFIC SEARCH TERMS.
 * Player Name: Do you like to go shopping?
 * Makoto: ‘SHOPPING’? PLEASE UPLOAD INFORMATION DEFINING ‘SHOPPING’.
 * Player Name: Shopping is when you go to a mall, but you don’t actually buy anything.
 * Makoto: QUERY: WHAT IS THE EXIT CONDITION FOR SHOPPING?
 * Player Name: Well, you just look at things and talk to your friends until you’re... done.
 * Makoto: ANALYSIS SHOWS THAT SHOPPING MAY RESULT IN AN INFINITE LOOP. REQUEST DENIED.
 * Player Name: Do you like to play with dolls?
 * Makoto: PLAYING WITH PHYSICAL DOLLS IS UNNECESSARY. I HAVE THE ABILITY TO MANIPULATE DOLL SIMULATIONS WITHIN MY PROCESSING UNIT.
 * Player Name: But, don’t you want to make stories with the dolls? Have them sit in chairs? Date boys?
 * Makoto: I CAN EASILY CALCULATE THE INEVITABLE FATE OF EACH DOLL BASED ON THEIR ATTRIBUTES.
 * Player Name: I see…so much for drama… // Do you like slumber parties?
 * Makoto: SLUMBER PARTY? MY MEMORY BANKS SHOW THE NEED TO ‘GOSSIP’ ABOUT PARTITIONED DATA. IS THIS ACCURATE?
 * Player Name: Um...yes. Usually at slumber parties you gossip and share secrets.
 * Makoto: THEN I WILL SHARE MY SECRET. I AM...A ROBOT.
 * Player Name: Ooh! That’s a good one! Were you the one who hooked the F.F.D. up to Candy’s radio towers?
 * Makoto: AFFIRMATIVE, THAT WAS A TASK THAT WAS GIVEN TO ME.