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Episode 3: Don't Fear the Card
Leaf: Last time on "MySims LOST", the contestants have their first break since we don't wanna start with a challenge... Although, it was a ROCKIN' break! My interns, Petal and I played "ROCK BAND"! It's so much fun that it kicks the sandwich out of Guitar Hero's hands! Are you ready to see their challenge yet?! Find out in "MySims LOST"!


 * Camera switches to the Boy's dorm

Chaz:

Derek: *facepalm*

Chaz: CARAMELLDANSEN!!!!!! *Derek paused the game* Dude, WHAT UP?!

Derek: The Haruhia Susumiyan-

Chaz: Haruhi Suzumiya!

Derek: WHATEVER! The Haruhi Suzumiya obsession of yours need to stop!

Chaz: Says who?

Derek: ME!!!!

Chaz:

Derek: Your obsession with Haruhia-

Chaz: HARUHI SUZUMIYA YOU DUMBO!!!!!!!!!!

Derek: Whatever!!!!!!

Gino: *rans to Derek and Chaz* Boys, boys!!!!!! Don't fight! Do you want a pizza to make you guys comfortable?

Chaz: Sure

Derek: Yeah. *grabs pizza*

Gino: *slaps Derek's hand*

Derek: Ow!!!!!!!

Gino: No, no, no, no, no! You're still banned!

Derek: Want me to kick your face?

Gino: I'll tell Leaf!

Derek: You suck...

Gino:

Leaf: Time to start your first challenge!

Gino: Oh! Let's go guys! You guys don't want to miss the challenge, right? *drags Derek and Chaz*

Chaz and Derek: AGK!


 * Camera switches to the contestants

Leaf: Alright guys, today's your first challenge. But first, I'll need to pick 10 teammates for 4 teams. I'll pick... Odin, Annie, Chaz, Aran, Summer, Preston, Flipper, Derek, Gino, and Shirley for the first team.

Derek: What?! That Not World-famous chef?! No way! I'll sue you for putting me onto this team!

Gino:

Beebee: Oh! You forgot me! Can I be on the team! Prezzy-Wezzy and Chazzy-Wezzy are so cute like bunnies!

Preston and Chaz: *uses sign language to say "NO!!! Don't put Beebee in our team!"*

Leaf: *turns to Beebee* No.

Beebee: But that's so unfair! *sobs*

Leaf: *glares at Beebee and smacks her head as she falls to ground crying loudly*

Princess Butter: That's so mean!

Duchess Beverly: You are not being extra-traditional to her!

King Roland: *eats cupcake* I'm so loving this show!

Roxie: *thumps Leaf*

Leaf: OW!!!!!!!!!

Roxie: Stop it! Stop it right now!

Leaf: Why you little- *stands up*

Roxie: Stay! Or I'll drop ice cream on you and you have to clean it up! Stand up nicely and be kind and nice.


 * Camera switches to Leaf's confessional

Leaf: Why?! Why do kids have to do this to me? WHY?!


 * Camera switches to Roxie's confessional

Roxie: Leaf is a jerk! How dare he did that to my best friend!


 * Camera switches to Princess Butter's confessional

Princess Butter: That was mean! If he does that to my best friend again, I'm gonna steal his unicorn!


 * Camera switches to Leaf

Leaf: The next team. I'll pick... Violet, Princess Butter, Lord Daniel, Poppy, Beebee, Duchess Beverly, Amelia, Ray, Hopper, and Roxie.

Lord Daniel: *waves at Violet*

Violet: *waves at Daniel*

Ray: *jealous at Daniel*

Leaf: The next team. I'll pick Dr. F, Alexa, Rob, Patrick, Maria, Edwin, Sasha, Noelle, Iggy, and Jenny.

Jenny: Hey Dr. F! *waves at Dr. F* Hey Dr. Alexa! *waves at Alexa*

Dr. F and Alexa: Hey, Jenny! *waves at Jenny*

Rob: Oh hey, Jenny! *waves at Jenny*

Jenny: Hey, Rob! *waves at Rob*

Leaf: And the last team. I'll pick King Roland, Sandra, Travis, Rhonda, Ms. Nicole, Billy, Penelope, Bean, Madame Zoe, Gertrude, and... Uh... What the? WHAT THE FLIPPIN' HECK?! PROFESSOR NOVA?! OOOOHHHH MMMYYY GGGOOODDD!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE 41 CONTESTANTS, I SUPPOSED TO GET 40 CONTESTANTS! NOT 41!!!!!!!!!! I NEED TO KICK OUT 1 CONTESTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY-

WE'RE SORRY. WE'RE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES DUE TO ELF PROFANITY. (IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT ELF PROFANITY MEANS, PLEASE FIND THE TIP AT THE END OF THE EPISODE!) PLEASE STAND BY.

NOW WE'RE BACK LIVE.

Leaf: Okay, okay! We need to make this episode quick and simple! You will cast your votes in the remodeled and indestructible porta-potty.


 * Camera switches to the first team writing the names

Chaz: Hmm...... Ray. He's a downer. *writes Ray's name on the paper*

Summer: VIOLET IS B-O-R-I-N-G! *writes Violet's name on the paper*

Gino: Derek has to go. *writes Derek's name on the paper*

Derek: You know who! *writes Gino's name on the paper*

Shirley: Chaz thinks he's so extreme, but I don't like him and he's so not extreme. And his hair is all messed up and not pretty. *writes Chaz's name on the paper*

Aran: Meh... *writes Billy's name on the paper*

Announcer: 10 Minutes Later...

Leaf: Okay, the votes are in! The loser is... Bean Bradley!

Bean: What!? AW!!!!!!!

Leaf: Get out! You make me sick!

Bean: *slumps while going to the Bus of Losers*

Leaf: Now that's done. I'll call the leaders for each team. And Professor Nova, you're now a contestant!

Professor Nova: Yes!

Leaf: The leader for the first team is... Chaz McFreely!

Chaz: EXTREME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leaf: The leader for the second team is... Violet!

Violet: Hmph. Sounds good.

Duchess Beverly: She isn't extra-traditional! So you should pick me-

Leaf: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!

Duchess Beverly: *sobs*

Leaf: The third team leader is... Dr. F!

Dr. F: Let's explode pizzas!!!!!!!!

Gino: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leaf: *throws dumbbell at Gino*

Gino: OOOOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

Leaf: Just shut up, okay? And the last team leader is... Ms. Nicole Vogue!

Ms. Nicole: Oh! Let's look at the sense of fashion on you guys-

Leaf: W-w-w-w-whoa, Wait! Professor Nova's leader!

Professor Nova: Oh yeah! OH YEAH! IN YOUR FACE, MS. NICOLE! IN YOUR FACE!

Ms. Nicole: But-

Leaf: Say no more...

Ms. Nicole: Aaawww...

Leaf: Chaz's team name will be the Homeless Islanders. Violet's team name will be the Hungry Survivors-

Roxie: That is not a good name!

Leaf: Don't make me!

Roxie: Fine!

Leaf: Alright, let's continue. Dr. F's team name will be the Killer Krabs.

Dr. F: KILLER!!!!!!!!

Leaf: And Nova's team name will be the Poison Scorpions!

Nova: Scorpions...... Wow...... YEAH BABY!!!!!!!! WOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leaf: LET'S DO THE CHALLENGE!


 * Camera switches to the contestants in the woods

Leaf: Alright. All of you teams must survive the white card behind my special desk.

Travis: What's the white card?

Leaf: *opens the white card's door and as he opens, air was coming out and a windy noise flows*

Iggy: Uhh... Why are we moving?

Leaf: *closes the white cards' door* It's dangerous while you're close to the white card. You will also be transported to the white card into an unknown realm. So...... SURVIVE!!!! *opens the white cards' door*

Madame Zoe: WAH!

Edwin: What's going on?!

Sasha: STOP!!!!!!!!

Leaf: *reads book with his earphones*

Noelle: Put your earphones on the ground!!!!!!!!!

Leaf: What is that sound?!

Preston: COME ON!!!!!!!!! PUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amelia: This is crazy!

Leaf: You have 10 minutes.

Announcer: 10 Minutes Later.

Leaf: Time's up. *closes door* Congratulations, guys and gals. You guys are all safe from elimination.

Boys: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leaf: Alright, that's it for Episode 3. Stay tuned for the exciting FOURTH EPISODE! GOODNIGHT! (End of Episode 3)