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Episode Eight
Lyndsay: Listen, Chaz, the only way either of us are going to win is if we team up.

Chaz: You've seen the others. We can take them

(camera flashes to the stage)

Bob: Welcome, one and all, to The Way of the Samurai! In the last episode, the contestants competed in a trivia competition, where Evelyn failed to answer a single question, and was voted off. In this episode, we will test-

Chaz: Another element of the Code, yadda yadda yadda, can we get on with it?

Bob:......Today, each of you will pair up for today's challenge, a scavenger hunt.

Jimmy: What does that have to do with the code?

Bob: Being cunning and observant. You will each have a list of things you must find in a nearby forest. Whichever pair finds them first will win a special prize. However, the pair in last place will be the only two people that you're able to vote for. Understand?

Patrick: LET'S DO THIS!!!

Vic: You ate more bacon, didn't you?

Patrick: Yep!

(camera flashes to the forest, Jimmy paired with Travis, Lyndsay paired with Chaz, Vic paired with Patrick)

Bob: Here are you lists, ready, set, go!

(contestants rush into forest, frantically searching for items)

Jimmy: Let's see....A necklace, a stuffed bunny, and...a cheeseburger?

Travis: Interesting list Bob chose here. (looks up and sees something glittering in the tree) Hey, look, the necklace!

Jimmy: Sweet!

Lyndsay: Ok, Chaz, where would Bob hide all of this stuff?

Chaz: I dunno. (trips over a root) I'm gonna kill that tree!! (starts punching the tree)

Lyndsay: Wait, Chaz, look! (reaches into hole in tree) It's the stuffed bunny!

Chaz: Hya! Hya! Take that tree! Hyahhh!

Lyndsay:

Vic: This reminds me of that one game Epic Scavengers...

Patrick: Hey Vic, I'm kinda hungry...

Vic: You're always hungry!

Patrick: So? (sees a cheeseburger on a stump) CHEESE.....BURGER....!

Vic: Wait, wait, Pat, we need that for the-

Patrick: (devours burger) What'd you say?

Vic:

Lyndsay: Ok, we got a bunny and a necklace. Now we just need a cheeseburger...

Chaz: (looking around) There!!

Lyndsay: Yes! (picks up the burger) Let's go back to Bob!

Jimmy: Travis! I found a burger! It's right over here!

Travis: Perfect, let's get i-

(Patrick comes out of nowhere and devours that burger, too)

Vic: DUDE! That was the last one!

Jimmy: That means...whoever gets back first is safe, since there aren't any more burgers...

Travis, Jimmy, and Vic:

Patrick:

(Everyone starts to run back to Bob)

(camera flashes to the edge of forest)

Bob: Chaz and Lyndsay are the winners!

Chaz and Lyndsay: Woohoo!

Bob: As your reward, you two will decide together who goes home from the losing pair.

Chaz:

(Jimmy and Travis come running out of the woods)

Bob: Jimmy and Travis come in second!

Jimmy: Phew...

(Vic and Patrick walk out last)

Bob: I'm sorry to say you two, but your fate rests in the hands of Chaz and Lyndsay.

Vic:UGH! PATRICK!

Patrick: What?

Vic:

(camera flashes to stage)

Bob: As you know, Chaz and Lyndsay will decide who will go home: Patrick or Vic. Lyndsay, who did you decide?

Lyndsay: This was a really hard decision, guys, and we really had a hard time choosing...

Chaz: Patrick.

Lyndsay: CHAZ!

Chaz: Dude needs to chill out over bacon.

Patrick: I understand guys. Thanks for letting me play! (walks through the gate)

Bob: And the Bacon obsession has come to end. Join us next time, on The Way of the Samurai!