User:Gocubs711/The Way of the Samurai/Episode 1

Bob: Welcome, one and all, to The Way of the Samurai. My name is Bob, and I am here to decide which of these contestants is best suited to follow in the footsteps of becoming a Samurai. Let us meet them. Travis: *on cellphone* Hey, I'll have to call you back, I'm learning how to be a Samurai *hangs up*. Wazzup!
 * Gong rings and Travis walks out*

Bob: Hello, Travis.

Jimmy:*walks out* I am ready to learn from you, Master.

Bob: I am ready to teach you.

Patrick: *walks out, looking around* Hey, do you know where the grub is around here?

Bob: Food shall come in due time.

Candy: *dances out* 'Sup, Party People!

Bob: Excellent moves, Candy

Violet: *walks out* Hello, Bob.

Bob: Greeting, Violet.

Goth Boy: *wanders out* Oh, what painful reality torture will I be subjected to this time?

Bob: Positive thinking, Goth Boy.

Goth boy: Suree....

Butter: *walks out* Do Samurais get Unicorns?

Bob: No.

Elmira: *walks out* You all are disgracing the good name of the Samurai. I'm here to make sure NONE of you become one!

Bob: Patience, tempered one.

Chaz: *rides in on motercycle* 'Sup chumps! Who's ready to crown me winner?

Bob: The competition has yet to begin, young one.

Vic: *walks out, playing game* I just spent 5 hours playins Samurai Warrior 7! This should be a piece of cake!

Bob: We shall see.

Lindsay: *walks out* Hey everyone!

Bob: My, you certainly have much energy.

Evelyn: *walks out* Good luck all of you!

Bob: It seems as if everyone has arrived. Excellent. We shall now begin the first challenge. To divide you all into teams. Each shall have 3 of each gender. WIthout further Adeu, let us begin!

Everyone: Woohoo!

Bob: A samurai must align themselves with people they can work with. However, I have been told that that does not bode well for reality television. So, we have randomly assigned you into teams. On The Golden Dragons, we have: Chaz, Patrick, Vic, Candy, Butter, and Lindsay.

Chaz: Hmf. Figures

Vic: Alright!

Bob: And on the Silver Tigers, we have: Travis, Jimmy, Goth Boy, Evelyn, Violet, and Elmira!

Jimmy: Sweet!

Elmira: You all seem like a relatively quiet bunch...

Bob: Thank you all for joining us for Episode 1 of The Way of the Samurai. Join us next time.