User:Zorro T. Dracoyena

Welcome back to Zorro T. Dracoyena's profile! If this is your first time... welcome for the first time!

Warning
The Zorro profile is now extremely subject to change. I will not give particular reasons for this. I also am unable to use... watered down choice words. However, because I am a direct decendant of Black Beard the pirate and partially country, I can still talk a little strange.

About the Creature that is Zorro
What up, humanoids and whatever creatures may be reading this! I am Zorro, mateys! If you're wondering what the "T" stands for, I'll tell you: "The." That is fo seriously what it means. "Zorro The Dracoyena." That's simply what I go by when the government needs a full name. Now you're prob'ly asking (or not, but I'm gonna tell you anyway): "What is a Dracoyena exactly?" Basically, a Dracoyena is a beefed up Mightyena, meaning that it's a little bigger, stronger, faster, has a slightly darker coat, and has the ability to transform into either a dragon or an imperial gryphon. Some special ones (such as me, mate) can transform into both. Now don't run off to Google me, the Pokemon Company hasn't confirmed me. You'll just have to wait for the... currantly 14 books that are planned to be published to be... well, published.

There's also the strange thing about my age, homey. See, because I came through a Time Portal (which we're going to play around with at some point) when I was 2 days old, you can consider my age by how long ago that was: 14,376 years. Because of the fact that I was only 2 days old, you can go by my figuritive age of 16. The thing with Dracoyena, though, is that we stop aging at a certain point and don't die unless killed. I stopped aging at 13. Then for dragons, every 1,000 years equals 1 year, which would then put me at 14... forever. You are free to go by any of these ages, just don't call me old!

Zorro's Favorite Humanoids of the MySims World

 * Violet Nightshade - She's really cool.
 * Poppy - She can get me in a better mood. (That and my behavior is kinda a mix of her and her sister.)
 * Lyndsay - I like exploring, too. I'm the 3rd in command of Rigon's exploration team: Team Pirates. I was considered the "Weapons and Assault Specialist." (WAS) Now it really is WAS, because we got in a fight and Chatter the Chatot said that 563 members was too many Pokemon and fired everyone. Now me and my group, The Freaks on Force (FOF), have become Team Pirates and Rigon the shiny Bulbasaur and Krypto the Charmander have gone back to their rescue team name of Team Dragons. ...That was really long.
 * Buddy - He says funny things and falls down a lot!
 * DJ Candy - This DJ's tight, yo!
 * Sapphire - Hyperness!
 * Roxie - Ice cream is gooood.
 * Star - Everybody loves ninjas! Too bad the ninja lost to the Spartan on Deadliest Warrior...
 * Jenny - She doesn't show her emotions very well. Kinda like me when I'm around people I don't know.
 * Yuki - She likes biting!
 * Vic Vector - Ya gotta admire someone that can be that obsessed with video games.
 * Dr. F - He is so weird. And shouts strange things.
 * Alexa - She says funny things, too. Given that you have the right sense of humor.
 * Trevor Verily - I can sit there and watch that dude "die" all day.
 * Grandma Ruthie - Cookies!!!
 * Spencer - Computer nerd!!! He still says some goofy things, though.
 * Ginny - She may even be more imaginative than me! ...Prob'ly not.
 * Ol' Gabby - Yeehaaw!
 * Rusty - He's a bandit. That's kinda like a pirate, aye?
 * Evelyn - I'm actually rather sympathetic towards her. She's cool, too.
 * Leaf - Rockin' elf, dude.

The Humanoids Zorro Could Do Without
I'm not gonna give any super detailed reasons because I am under surveillance.
 * Summer - Cheerleader
 * Chaz - Conceited
 * Beebee - Fail
 * Preston - Spoiled, see him as enemy
 * Mayor Rosalyn - Over obsessed with paperwork
 * Morcubus - He's EVIL!!!
 * Shirley - To concerned with her hair
 * Ms. Nicole - Too concerned with fashion
 * Ray - I really dunno, I just decided I didn't like him
 * Madame Zoe - I first saw her on Agents and got really ticked off by her behavior. I now hold a nasty grudge against her.
 * Chef Watanabe - I'm allergic to shrimp, so it's really more of a fear thing than a hate thing.

The Games That Zorro Has
In order: Would you believe? That all happen within a 4 month period.
 * MySims Kingdom (Wii and DS)
 * MySims Agents (Wii)
 * MySims Party and Racing (Wii)
 * MySims

Zorro's Favorite Essences

 * 8-Ball - Favoritest ball on the pool table!
 * Sapphire - Blue!
 * Amethyst - Purple!
 * Snake - Snakes are so cool.
 * Tiny Shark - It's like a regular shark, only tinier!
 * Tire - They're black.
 * Gold - It's shiny, and valuable.
 * Platinum - Still shiny, and even more valuable!
 * Bone - I'm a canine, what do you expect?
 * Dead Wood - Though I prefer my trees alive, dead ones are still pretty great, too.
 * Rainbow Trout - Lots of colors!
 * Black Apple - Not su'um you see every day.
 * Black Rose - It's black! And possibly not dead! (It's OK if it is, though.)
 * Spring - Springy.
 * Fish Bone - Alcatraz and Epedemic gon' be so mad...

Fishy Obituary
Epedemic died Thursday, September 9, 2010 around the time of 9:00 p.m. May his disease - ridden little fishy body rest in peace. (Or pieces, however it works out.)

Other Games That Zorro Likes

 * Super Smash Bros. Brawl
 * Most any Legend of Zelda game
 * Animal Crossing (sometimes)
 * Amazing Island
 * Need 4 Speed
 * Any huntin' game
 * Jurassic: The Hunted
 * The Legend of Spyro trilogy
 * Ty the Tasmanian Tiger
 * Most Mario games
 * Anything Pokemon (I would hope so!!!)
 * Some of the Petz games
 * Donkey Kong games
 * King Kong
 * Rampage: Total Destruction
 * Fire Emblem (when I'm in the mood for it)

As you can tell, I roam around. But basically, if I can kill something, I'm perfectly happy!

The Archive of Stuffz
I have different words now!!! I'm making progress! Now you can click on the pretty colored words to get to the actual archive for the thingamabob ya wanna read. ...Hopefully.

*ZNC (Zorro's News Cast) * The Misadventures of the HQ Crew (and whoever else is in the lobby at the time)
 * Fun With Time Portals!