User:Zordon123456789mlw7/ MySims Drama/ Episode XXII

Roland: HAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WELCOMEBACKTOMYSIMSDRAMAI'MYOURHOSTROLAND!!!!!!! GREATTOSEEYOU!!!!!!!!

Andrew: Hm... OKAY! WHO GAVE ROLAND A COFFEE CUPCAKE?!? *intern raises hand* UGH! I guess we'll just have to do the show with a hyper-Roland...

Roland: YAYOHGOODYOHJOYHOORAYGREATAWESOMEYAY! LET'SGO!!!! *pulls lever to reveal Cedella's picture*

Nova: RUN! Cedella's returned to send us into space! Where there are aliens... EVERYONE STAY!!!

Roland: NOIT'SCEDELLA'SCHALLENGEYOUALLHAVETOMAKECOFFEEFORMETODRINKHOORAY!!!!!!

Andrew: SERIOUSLY?!? Of all days?!

Dr. F: Hehehehehe! Introducing... THIS!! *reveals foam cup full of coffee*

Nova: ... So? Watch what happens when you take a drink. *pours coffee into Mel's mouth*

Mel: AAAH!!! Wow. I feel re-energized. Like if I have the energy I need to live my afterlife fully! Energy cramps!!! *falls on the floor from cramps*

Nova: How'd it taste?

Mel: *makes a thumbs up*

Nova: Perfect! Dr. F, pour us a glass so we can win this challenge.

Dr. F: Sorry, my Science-infused Hyper Deluxe Fenergy Coffee Maker is out of ingrediants. I gave the last cup to Mel.

Nova: Great! Now what will we do?!

Dr. F: We can always search for fresh ingrediants...

Candy: OOH!!! Poppy, I have this great coffee recipe I make for the people in my clubs!

Poppy: Great! Let's make it! *SAL begins making the coffee* Wait... Candy?

Candy: Yeah, Poppy?

Poppy: If you hate Tastiness, why would you know how to make coffee?

Candy: Well, you see, I learned it from the Great Chef Alliance.

Poppy: Wait... how'd you join the Great Chef Alliance?!

Candy: Well, it all started when--

Dr. F: *SAD is navigating a dark forest.* Okay, the three ingrediants we need are Cocoa Beans from a vicious mutant Cocoa Tree, Radioactive Cow milk, and sugar from the Whacky Sugarcane plant.

Nova: What was that first one? *vine tendrils begin to wrap around the team members*

Candy: -- and that's how I got into the Great Chef Alliance.

Poppy: Whoah! Wait... that still doesn't explain why you wanted to join in the first place.

Candy: Well, the reason I joined was--

Nova: *battered and dirty* At long last, the cocoa beans! *kicks away a slowly creeping tendril*

Dr. F: Now we need radioactive cow milk! *Angry moo is heard in the background, accompanied by the shadow of a bull-like creature*

Poppy: Oh! It all makes sense now... well... except for...

Candy: What?

Poppy: I still don't get the part with the polar bear and the invisible mountains...

Candy: Oh! So what happened was--

Zoe: *thrown against a wall* I have the milk!

Nova: Mel, SHOOT THE TRANQUILIZER DARTS!!! *Mel shoots darts*

Dr. F: All we need now is the sugar!

Mel: *panting* That sounds easy...

Poppy: It all makes sense now! And the reason that the llama didn't shoot the laser was-

Candy: Whoah! I don't think you understand that part as well as you thought. You see--

Nova: *inside of gigantic robot battling Sugarcane Beast* Is everyone here?

Mel: I think someone's missing...

Trevor: No... I'm right here!

Dr. F: Firing Sugar extraction laser... NOW! *fires laser, causing beast to blow up*

Zoe: Please tell me we got the sugar!

Dr. F: IT'S COFFEE TIME!!

Poppy: -- and so the bermuda triangle is really-

Candy: Correct, and wormholes-

Poppy: are created by Giant Quantum Timespace Moles! And black licourice

Candy: Was invented by Albert Einstein's evil half-twin!

Poppy: It all makes sense now. And to think my flowers have been listening to the trumpeting of Elk this whole time when I should've been giving them gander dander!

Dr. F: And... DONE! MEL!!! Taste it.

Mel: Well... *Dr. F pours coffeee down throat* AAAAAAAH!!!! HOT!!!!! CURSE THIS COFFEE!!!!! *uber-gasp*

Nova: What happened? *coffee turns purple and bubbles, then returns to normal*

Candy: Done! It took six hours, but we now have 4 entire centiliters!

Hopper: SPROING! *jumps over Candy accidentally causing her to spill coffee* Oh no!

Roland: NOWHERECOMEOURJUDGES:ABIGAIL,ANNIE,BEEBEE,BLAINE,IKARA,ROY,BARNEY,STEPHEN,ROSALYN,LINDA,PRESTON,ROGER,GORDON,ANDJENNY!

Ikara: Um... what?

Roland:COFFEETASTINGTIME! *tastes SAD's coffee* THISISTERRIBLE!!!

Poppy: Here you go! *hands Roland coffee* It's a good thing we made back-up coffee!

Gordon: Who makes back-up coffee?

Candy: Uh... we did.

Roland: ITTASTESGREAT!!! ELIMINATION!!!

Judges: Mel!

Roland:OKAY! HEDIDCURSETHECOFFEE!!! BYEBYE!!! *security drags Mel away* SEEYOUNEXTTIMEON... whoah! Aah... my head hurts...

Everyone: MySims Drama!!!

Roland: AAAAAAH!!!!!