User:Iona123/The Camp of Survival!

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Contestantz
Iona123

Raphael

DJ Candy

Dragomir

Dr. F

Travis

Violet Nightshade

Svetlana

Selena

Sir Charles

Mel the Mummy

Star

Professor Nova

Tim

Beebee

Roxie Road

King Roland

Morcubus

Brandi

Esma

Vincent Skullfinder

Chef Gino

Chef Watanabe

Olivia

T.O.B.O.R

Yuki

Ewan

Rhonda

Ginny

Buddy

Hostz
Master Aran

Matt

Camera man who only says "Yar."

Princess Butter



Episode 1
Matt: HELLO!!!!!!!! MY NAME IS MATT!!!!!!!!

(Matt gets pushed out of the way by Princess Butter)

Butter: OUT OF MY WAY!!!!! This is MY show!!!!!!!!!

Matt: Since when????

Butter: I'm a princess! I own EVERYTHING.

Matt: *scratches head*

Camera man: Yar.

Butter: SHUT UP.

Camera man: Yar.

Audience: GET ON WITH THE SHOW, ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Butter: YOU SHUT UP AS WELL.

(Matt pushes Butter out of the way)

Matt: Sorry for that *little* interruption, folks. We're still waitin' for the contestants to arrive. And DJ Candy was ALWAYS mad when I was late for her show, and now she's late for mine!!!

Butter: MINE.

(Butter climbs out of the basket she landed in)

Matt: OURS.

(Iona123, Raphael, Brandi and Buddy arrive)

Iona123: Um....is this a bad time?

Matt: No, you're right on......REALLY LATE.

Iona123: I blame Raphael.

Raphael: WHAT????????

Matt: Audience, this is Iona123 ((who in this case we're just gonna call Iona)), Raphael, Brandi and Buddy.

Buddy: Hiya, pal!!! *falls over* Oops.....

Brandi: OMIGOSH BUDDY!!!!!!!! THERE'S A SCORPION RIGHT NEXT TO YOU AND IT'S GONNA EAT YOU!!!!!!!!

Buddy: What??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Buddy starts whacking himself trying to get rid of the "scorpion")

Brandi: HA HA!!!!!! MADE YOU LOOK!!!!!!!!!

(Buddy accidentally whacks Butter)

Butter: OW!!!!!!! IF MY BODYGUARD WERE HERE, HE'D HAVE YOU THROWN IN THE DUNGEONS!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt: Well sadly, he's not. Anyhoo--

Butter: YOU TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Iona: *arguing with Raphael* You need a haircut.

Raphael: YOU need a haircut.

Iona: MY HAIR IS SHORT ENOUGH, BY THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (((For the record, this person has very short hair.)))

Raphael: .....Erm...so it is.....Man, I do need a haircut.....

Iona: I think Shirley's salon is around here somewhere.....

Matt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. YOU DO NOT LEAVE.

(DJ Candy, Esma, Travis, Rhonda, Dragomir, and Tim arrive)

DJ Candy: 'Sup?

Matt: YOU'RE LATE.

DJ Candy: Ah, payback.....

Dragomir: No, you were overrunning with our record-scratchin' lesson which I really hated.

Esma: Yes, you were. Who needs to learn how to scratch records when you're Queen of the Universe?

DJ Candy:

Iona: If anyone were to be Queen of the Universe I thought it should be me.... I SAID NOTHING.

Travis: *constantly texting Rhonda who is right next to him*

Rhonda: *constantly texting Travis who is right next to her*

Matt: *takes Travis and Rhonda's phones* NO PHONES ALLOWED.

Tim: Wow, this guy is strict..... I like puppies.

Raphael: OMIGOSH!!!!!!!! ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Raphael and Tim talk to each other about puppies but say the same thing over and over again)

Dragomir: Here we go again......

(Svetlana appears out of nowhere)

Svetlana: You're as bad as Goth Boy sometimes, I swear you are.

Dragomir: *pulls a face that looks a lot like Goth Boy's*

Svetlana: SEE???? SEE?????????????????

(Everyone sees)

Everyone: Oh yeahhhhhh....................