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Welcome to The Way of the Samurai, a contest where 12 contestants battle it out to prove the have what it takes to be a Samurai. Hosted by Samurai Bob

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Episode Three
Chaz: Hey Jimmy, I got you a little surprise

Jimmy: I don't know if I should trust it coming from you...

Chaz: Come on....I wouldn't do anything mean. (hands Jimmy a box)

Jimmy: Well...ok (opens box and a fish springs out into face) Gah! Fish!

Chaz: Ha! Chump!

(camera flashes to stage, with teams already on it)

Bob: Welcome back to The Way of the Samurai! In the last episode, The Silver Tigers lost the challenge and sent Goth Boy home. In this episode, we will test another component of the Bushido Code: Trust. You will all be standing above a pool of water on top of a thin ring. You will have to support each other in order to avoid falling in the water. Whoever lasts the longest wins the challenge for their team. The other team will go to elimination.

Butter: Do we really have to stand for that long?

Bob: Yes. Yes you do.

(Camera flashes up to rings, teams huddled around on top of them)

Jimmy: Stay strong team!

Elmira: Hmmf. This challenge has no connection to Samurai training!

Jimmy: Do you always have to be so negative like that?

Elmira: Do you always have to be so loud like that?!

Jimmy: You're the one yelling!

Travis: Guys! We don't want to lose another challenge. Shut up, and stay still.

(10 minutes later)

Butter: My arms are getting tiiiiirreeeeddd....

Patrick: I can go at this all day!

Chaz: I don't see why we have to do this.

Lyndsay: Come on guys, stick together!

Butter: Oh sure, it's so easy for you, Ms. Adventurer!

Lyndsay: You want a piece of me Butter?!

Butter: Bring it on, Blondie!

(Butter and Lyndsay try to fight each other, but end up plummetting into the water instead)

Lyndsay: UGH! Look what you did!

Butter: ME?!?

Vic: Hey, stop fighting down there!

Jimmy: Two of them fell in! We're in the lead!

Travis: Woo hoo! (Travis pumps his arm, but falls in the water instead) oops...

Bob: We are now tied at 4 each.

Patrick: Uh-oh. I new I shouldn't have worn my bacon shoes today!

Candy: You have bacon shoes? Ew...

Patrick: I'm slipping guys! Don't lean on me! (falls in water)

(30 minutes pass, and Jimmy and Chaz are the only ones left on the rings)

Chaz: Hey fish chump!

Jimmy: What do you want Chaz?

Chaz: Only people as extreme as me can balance like this!

Jimmy: Sure. Hey Chaz, you dropped your ego.

Chaz: Huh? Where? (looks around frantically before realizing what Jimmy said) No You're dead, fish chump!

Jimmy:

Chaz: (Leaps at Jimmy, hits him and takes him down ito the water, Chaz going in first)

Bob: And since Chaz hit the water first, The Silver Tigers win the challenge!

Travis, Violet, Evelyn, and Jimmy: Woohoo!

Bob: Golden Dragons, I will meet you later for the elimination ceremony.

(camera flashes to confessional)

Lyndsay: That brat Butter made me get out!!

Butter: Lyndsay needs an attitude check...

Patrick: Chaz could have easily won at the end!

(camera flashes to back on stage)

Bob: Whoever is safe shall recieve a Chocolate Sword, and remain in the competition. The one who does not must talk a walk through the Gate of Shame. The following are safe from elimination: Vic, Patrick, Candy, and Lyndsay.

Lyndsay: Phew...

Bob: And the last sword goes to....Chaz

Chaz: Take that, Chumps!

Butter: I got voted out!?!? This is so unfair!! (goes through gate, pouting)

Bob: Join us next time on The Way of the Samurai, and see who goes home next!

Ranking
Teams Colors

= The contestant was placed on the Golden Dragons Team

= The contestant was placed on the Silver Tigers Team

(border) = This contestant was Team Captain for their team

Elimination Colors

= The contestant was on the team that won the challenge, and was completely safe from eliminations, or had no votes cast against them

= The contestant was on the losing team, or had one or more votes cast against them

= The contestant was voted out of the competition