User:Zorro T. Dracoyena/ZNC Episode 3

The camera is pointing at the ceiling for some reason and the "Mexican Hat Dance" can be heard playing..

Cameran (the camera guy): Why are we looking at the ceiling? *Points the camera down at the stage* What in the world?

Louis is dancing around a sombrero and Zorro is sitting with his feet propped up on the drawer of his desk, reading a dictionary. Someone turns off the music and Louis lets out an angry shout and runs offstage. After a couple of minutes of someone getting beat up, "Cotton-eye Joe" (by the Rednex) starts playing and the horse trots back out onstage.

Zorro: *Not looking up from the dictionary* What the world, Louis?

Cameran: *Strained whisper* Zorro, we gotta start!

Zorro: Why? We got 5 minutes.

Cameran: That was 10 minutes ago.

Zorro: Aw snap! LOUIS!

The music immediately cuts off as Zorro frantically shoves the dictionary into the drawer. Louis comes galloping towards the desk from the right side of the stage (directions are given from an audience member's perspective) and bounds over Zorro, hits the chair fore legs first, and goes rolling out of view.

Zorro: And welcome to ZNC! ...even though you've been here for 5 minutes. *Louis comes back into view, "rowing" his chair with a paddle* Today-

Some guy offstage: Sing "Free Bird."

Zorro: SHUT UP, YOU WEIRD FREAK!!! *Louis offers his right hoof. Zorro snatches the horseshoe off his hoof and throws it at the guy offstage. There's and audible "clunk."*

Louis: Who is that?

Zorro: Ted.

Louis: Ted?

Zorro: Ted.

Louis: OK.

Zorro: Is Ted dead?

Louis: No, he's getting up.

Zorro: Alexa- *Louis is quietly singing "Thriller" (by Michael Jackson)* Why?

Louis: I scheduled Music Days. Starting today, we're gonna have a Music Day every other day.

Zorro: *Stares at Louis for a few seconds* Moving on.

Louis: You should sing somethin'.

Zorro: A- Later.

Louis: OK...

Zorro: Alexa Lexington and Vic Vector are still trying to get Dr. F's lab - and shed - rebuilt. In the meantime, the McDonald's he blew up sent him to work in Burger King in hopes of "destroying" their competion. This severely backfired - literally - when both of the restaurants were blown up and it began raining Whoppers and Big Macs. Of course, this entire problem falls back on Mayor Skip Rogers who is busily requisitioning people's flowers and selling them to try to get enough money to pay back the chain restaurants. To bad, so sad. The most surprising thing is that DJ Candy's club hasn't been affected by this at all. Neither has Gabby's junkyard.

Ted: Sing "Free Bird."

Zorro: Ted, I'm gonna kill ya.

Louis: *Pulls the papers over to him* Ooh! Chef Gino and Roxie Road teamed up to create a rocky road pizza! It's a great hit with both pizza lovers AND ice cream lovers! ...Isn't that, like, the only good news we've had so far?

Zorro: I dunno. Probably.

Louis: Uh-oh.

Zorro: What?

Louis: Renee is taking Patrick Rhino to court for eating bacon all the time. ...Oh, wait! It's a food court. She's trying to get him to eat different foods.

Zorro: Wooow... Now it's time for... I guess the "Song on the Street"?

Killer and Fire Chief Ginny were already standing there singing "Fire Burning" (by Sean Kingston.)

Killer: Hey, and welcome to the "Song on the Street"! This way, Morcubus won't keep sayin' "WORD."

Morcubus: WORD!

Killer: SHUT UP!!! *Music starts* What's goin' on?

Ginny: Over there!

Standing out in the street are Paul and Nova,. They're both wearing sunglasses and are standing with their arms crossed.

Nova: Yo VIP let's kick it.

Both: Ice ice baby (x2)

Paul: All right stop collaborate and listen, Ice is back with a brand new invention, Something grabs hold of me tightly, Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly, Will it ever stop yo I don't know, Turn off the light and I'll glow, To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal, Light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle, Dance go rush to the speaker that booms, I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom, Deadly when I play a dope melody, Anything less than the best is a felony, Love it or leave it you better gain weight, You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play,

Nova: If there was a problem yo I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it.

Both: Ice ice baby vanilla (x4)

Paul: Now that the party is jumping, With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin', Quick to the point to the point no faking, I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon, Burning them if you ain't quick and nimble, I go crazy when I hear a cymbal, And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo, I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo, Rollin' in my 5.0, With my rag-top down so my hair can blow, The girlies on standby waving just to say hi,

Nova: Did you stop

Paul: no I just drove by, Kept on pursuing to the next stop, I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block, The block was dead, Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue

Killer: *Slowly turns to the camera* I'm scared right now.

Ginny: Why? It's just a yeti and an old lady rapping.

Killer: That's why it's scary.

Paul: Keep my composure when it's time to get loose, Magnetized by the mic whil I kick my juice,

Nova: If there was a problem yo I'll solve it, Check out the hook while Shay revolves it.

Both: Ice ice baby vanilla, Ice ice baby (oh-oh) vanilla, Ice ice baby vanilla ice

Nova: Yo man let's get out of here, Word to your mother.

Both: Ice ice baby too cold, Ice ice baby too cold too cold (x2), Ice ice baby.



Camera pans out to Zorro and Louis.

Zorro: That was kinda scary.

Louis: Sing! Sing! Sing!

Zorro: Fine. Ya want me ta sing?

Louis: Yeah!

Zorro got up and walked out in front of the desk as music started.

Zorro: Get out here, Gordon!

Gordon: *Begins singing* LUDA! Now I may not be the worst or best but you gotta respect my honesty. And I may break your heart, but I don't really think there's anybody's as bomb as me. So you can take this chance, in the end everybody's gonna be wondering how ya deal. You might say this is Ludacris, but Taio Cruz tell 'em how ya feel!

Zorro: Now listen to me baby, before I love and leave you, they call me heart breaker, I don't wanna deceive you. If you fall for me, I'm not easy to please. I might tear you apart. Told you from the start, baby from the start.

Still Zorro: I'm only gonna break break ya break break ya heart. I'm only gonna break break ya break break ya heart. I'm only gonna break break ya break break ya heart. I'm only gonna break break ya break break ya heart.

STILL Zorro: There's no point trying to hide it, no point trying to evade it. I know I got a problem, problem with misbehaving. If you fall for me, I'm not easy to please. I might tear you apart. Told you from the start, baby from the start.

'''Guess who? Zorro!: '''I'm only gonna break break ya break break ya heart. I'm only gonna break break ya break break ya heart. I'm only gonna break break ya break break ya heart. I'm only gonna break break ya break break ya heart.

Gordon: Listen, now I'm only gonna break your heart, and shatter and spatter it all into little itty bitty pieces. Whether or not you get it all together. Then it's finders keepers and losers weepers. See I'm not trying to lead you on, no I'm only trying to keep it real. You might say this is Ludacris, but Taio Cruz tell her how you feel!

Together: And I know karma's gonna get me back for being so cold. Like a big bad wolf I'm born to be bad and bad to the bone. If you fall for me I'm only gonna tear you apart, told ya from the start.

Zorro: I'm only gonna break break ya break break ya heart. I'm only gonna break break ya break break ya heart. I'm only gonna break break ya break break ya heart. I'm only gonna break break ya break break ya heart.



Just then, Morcubus came running in.

Morcubus: *Singing* All the single ladies

Zorro: *Shrug* All the single ladies

Morcubus: All the single ladies

Louis: All the single ladies

Morcubus: All the single ladies

Zorro and Louis: All the single ladies

All 3: All the single ladies

Morcubus: Now put your hands up

Zorro and Louis: Woo oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh oh woo oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh ooh oh oh oh

All 3: Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it. If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it. Don't be mad once you see that he want it. If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it. Woo oh ooh.



Yo, let's get outta here
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