User blog:Katrina the Rich Girl/OMG! Id's minz aftah teh European N00b year!!

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Ah iz @ a partay. Mah mum iz in teh hospital (she's havan' a babeh). Mah dad iz scared he's gunna faint aggen liek he did wen Ah wuz born so he didn't goe w/ her... so, he wuz all alone. Bee4 Ah left 2 teh partay, Ah decided 2 tell him dat adultz were suppose 2 cum w/ daer children 2 teh partay. He sed "Katrina, you don't need to need to bring me. I know you're lying and you just wanna make me happy." HE THOUGHT I WAS LYING! But den he sed "But I'll come anyway." So- yah. Mah dad iz @ teh partay w/ meh rite nao. Ah'm usan' mah phone 2 blog dis. Ah kan't realleh bee on rite nao, or sum pplz will c me. MOO!