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Episode 17: Happy Thirtysome
Leaf: Last time on MySims LOST, I forced the contestants to be stuck outside the rain for six hours and thirty minutes. It was actually easy for the two teams when they build a shelter, until a wind blew away Preston's shelter. Hehheh. Weather. And oh, yes. When I watched some security footage, I was shocked. Literally. I didn't actually watched the footage during the challenge. But when the episode was over, I did. So Ray got electrocuted by lightning, Daniel and Violet trying to help him, and they left because they failed to heal Ray. So yes, the three were voted off immediately. By the by, we've set up a tent for the contestants during yesterday's episode. And we made food especially well-suited for them. They haven't tried the food yet, but it'll be a surprise once they see the amazing buffet. Alright, let's get this show on the road!


 * Camera flashes to the main site, with all of the respective teams sitting on four logs.

Dr. F: So how well did you guys sleep?

Patrick: Not too good...I had nightmares, sport.

Dr. F: What happened?

Patrick: Uh, this is stupid. But...a bacon chased me inside a strange limbo.

Maria: Was it a giant bacon?

Patrick: It's not just a giant bacon. It had some reinforcements...

Jenny: What kind?

Patrick: ...Bacon Cheeseburgers.

Rob: ...

Alexa: Don't worry, we've installed a machine to destroy those nightmares once and for all.

Patrick: Destroy? What does that even mean?!

Dr. F: Ignore Alexa. She's crazy.

Alexa: I'm not crazy! Come to our lab after this season's over. You'll get the point.

Patrick: Uh...okay.


 * Suddenly, a paper flies over Rob's lap.

Rob: Huh? *grabs the paper*

Sasha: What does it say?

Rob: It says to please report to the tent.

Jenny: W-what tent?

Chaz: Hey, we've got a paper too! It says the same thing.

Hopper: Me too.

Rhonda: I also have one as well.

Dr. F: Well, let's find the tent altogether as a group!!

Dr. F: I'm an idiot... *facepalm*
 * Camera flashes to Dr. F's confessional.


 * Camera flashes to the thirty contestants as a group.

Chaz: I kinda like strolling around here. It's so serene.

Aran: Yeah, I would totally agree with you, man.

Derek: It's fantastic that you didn't say something that is "extreme" for you.

Chaz: Isn't that supposed to be an insult.

Derek: I'm not trying to be insulting. I'm just giving out my opinion.

Chaz: Well, your opinion is not extreme.

Derek:

Chaz: Exactly.

Aran: Come on, guys. Knock it off, will ya? We're trying to find that tent some paper told us to find.

Derek: But we don't know where the tent is!

Aran: That's the point.

Derek: ...You have a very aggressive tone.

Aran: Aggressive? Do you know what aggressive means?!

Chaz: Oooohhh.... An argument's going to start right now.

Derek: No! I don't know what "aggressive" means!


 * The Homeless Islanders laughed at Derek.

Aran: Man, go to school. *wipes off a shed of tear* Go study an unabridged dictionary or somethin'.

Derek: Well, I happen to be a graduate from High School!

Aran: Oh, really?

Derek: Really!

Aran: Spell "Pizza".

Derek: Okay. P. Um... Is the other word E?


 * The team giggles.

Aran: Shh, shh, shh, shh!

Derek: Oh, don't be so stupid, guys. It's p-i-z-z-a.

Aran: I know you're making us look stupid. Old trick in the book, duh.

Derek: What book?

The Homeless Islanders but Derek:

Aran: Man, you don't understand everything! I feel bad for you.

Derek: Okay, FINE! I don't have a diploma, but I was still qualified as a SkyForce pilot! You want the truth, you got the truth! Now SHUT UP!

Summer: Hey look, guys! I see something from far away *points to that something*

Chaz: The tent! Everybody, we found the tent!


 * The entire thirty contestants ran to the tent, but only to find what's inside: A pile of logs and wooden objects.

Rob: Oh, great! It's a decoy.

Sandra: *sighs* How are we going to get to the tent now?

Rhonda: *gasps* What about that tent over there? *points to the other tent*

Billy: Let's go!


 * The thirty contestants run to the tent, when suddenly...

Leaf: Surprise!

Everyone but Leaf: Aaaahh!

Leaf: Haha. Startled you guys pretty well, huh?

Chaz: You almost made me suffer a heart attack, you ding-dong.

Leaf: Well, excuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess.

Chaz: Princess?!

Aran: Easy, Chaz.

Leaf: Anyways, congratulations on making it to this fine tent. What you're about to see inside is something...special for all thirty remaining of you contestants. Please come in!


 * The contestants went in the tent and could not believe what they see: A buffet.

Leaf: 30 out of 42 of you have made it. Congratulations. Enjoy yourself. Enough with those intense challenges. Take a break! Enjoy this amazing buffet we've set up for you while you were sleeping!

Petal: We've put in a lot of effort to make all of this food for you.

Leaf: So, yeah. Enjoy!


 * Camera flashes to Leaf's confessional.

Leaf:


 * Camera flashes to the thirty contestants eating the mouthwatering food the buffet has to offer.

Patrick: Alright, sports. Let's all give out a big hand to Leaf, Petal, and all of us right here! To the thirtysome! *raises his cup*

Everyone but Patrick: To the thirtysome!


 * Every contestant give out a toast, and after all of that eating, they've become full.

Leaf: So how was the delicious food?

Patrick: It was nothin' but good ol' fantastic.

Maria: Indeed.

Leaf: Nice. But, there's something I want to tell you. You see, all of the food you'd just ate...it expired two years ago. Hehheh. But the milk wasn't expired. We swear, the producers bought it like...yesterday. But yeah, all of the food you ate expired two years ago. So now, you're probably wonderin'...you're going to puke. Well that's why I set up those thirty trash cans behind you. So vomit as you please.

The 30 Contestants: BLLLLLLLAAAAARRRGGGGGG...


 * Patrick was still not feeling well after eating all of that expired bacon.

Leaf: You okay, dude?


 * Patrick was gagging. He couldn't hold the vomit any longer.

Patrick: BLLLLLLLLAAAAAAARRRGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!


 * The spew of vomit splashed through Leaf.

Leaf: ...I'll take that as a yes. Well, tune in next time for more MySims LOST, guys. Sorry we've been posting these episodes at night. But, uh...tell that to the creator of this show.

Patrick: BLLLLLLARGGGGGGG!!!!!!!

Leaf: Hehhaha. Sucker.

Announcer: 2 Hours Later.


 * Jenny opens the door to the girls' dorm and sits on her chair. She notices that her action figure was missing. So Jenny checks her backpack. The action figure wasn't there. In fact, her computer and her personal belongings were also missing.

Jenny: Huff...huff...huff... Someone...is going...DOWN...

To be Continued in Part 2...