User:Zorro T. Dracoyena/Zorro's Plan to Take Over the World

 

Jenny: Your gonna do what?

Zorro: Take over the world.

Jenny: How?

Zorro: Belhaven's made up of mostly black people and Mexicans, we can do anything!

Jenny: And how exactly do you expect to do this?

Zorro: Here's the deal. I'm gonna get all the blacks and Mexicans together and we're gonna march up to D.C. and overthrow the government.

Jenny: Mm-hmm...

Zorro: Then we're gonna burn the entire state of New Jersey.

Jenny: Why...?

Zorro: For the sheer fact that they are north.

Jenny: OK.

Zorro: Then we will march up to New York and deliver some potatoes to Blanky for the holidays.

Jenny: ...

Zorro: Afterwards, we will march back to D.C., get a ship, sail across the Atlantic Ocean, and take over Asia.

Jenny: And how long will this take?

Zorro: 3 days.

Jenny: ???

Sailing... sailing...
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