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Episode Five
Lyndsay: PATRICK! Give me that bacon!

Patrick: NO! You'll never take my bacon away from me! (tries to run away, but runs into a wall again)

Lyndsay: (takes bacon) We need you focused today!

Patrick:

(camera flashes to stage, everyone on it)

Bob: Welcome back, one and all, to The Way of the Samurai! In the last episode, the contestants faced a challenging game of dodgeball, where Travis led the Silver Tigers to victory, and DJ Candy was sent home, due to a freak out. In this episode, the contestant's challenge will be Stamina. Contestants must run around a track at a reasonable speed. Anyone who does not reach a checkpoint within 20 seconds will be out. Last one surviving wins.

Violet: Seems simple enough.

Bob: Funny you should say that... Not only will there be running, but obstacles as well! (Bob hits the gong, which reveals the track, including a rope swing, planks over a pond, and a rock wall)

Everyone:

Bob: Thought so.

(camera flashes to contestants ready to run)

Bob: Go! (hits the gong)

(Contestants begin running, and reach the rope swing)

Lyndsay: I got this! (swings) Woohoo!

Chaz: I ain't letting her show me up! (swings)

Violet: I can do this....right? (starts to swing, but without enough speed, falls off)

(Jimmy, Travis, Evelyn, Vic, and Patrick all swing over)

Elmira: Hmmf. This is elementary (swings across)

Bob: Violet, you did not cross, you are out.

Violet: Sigh, fine...

(contestants reach the planks. Chaz and Lyndsay speed across them, trying to beat each other)

Travis: This isn't so bad...(he, Evelyn, and Elmira cross)

Jimmy: (walks slowly) I...I don't wanna fall in....There's fish in there!

Patrick: Race ya across, Vic!

Vic: Try to catch up! (he and Patrick run across, shaking other planks)

Jimmy: WOAH! (falls in)

Bob: Jimmy, you're out.

Jimmy: Ah! Fish!

(contestants reach the rock wall)

Chaz: You aren't beating me up there, Lyndsay!

Lyndsay: We're on the same tea-wait...Fat chance, Chaz!

(Contestants run around the track for the next 20 minutes. Vic and Patrick get out by falling into the pond, Elmira fails to climb the wall, and Evelyn falls into the pit)

Travis: *pant* I'm gonna *pant* win you guys!

Chaz: Fat chance, Chumps!

Travis: *pant* I can't do this *pant* I'm sorry guys... (stops running and coughs on the ground)

Bob: And The Golden Dragons win! Silver Tigers, I will see you later tonight.

(camera flashes to confessional)

Jimmy: My fathe shtill hurtths from the fith. I dont thhhink Elmira tried thhat hard tuh-day.

Evelyn: Elmira needs to go. She always yells at us!

Elmira: These idiots don't know how to be a Samurai! It's my duty to make sure only the right ones make it through! And even though she's quiet, that Violet girl needs a wake-up call. (Takes sheets of paper out from her dress)

(camera flashes to stage)

Bob: As you know, those who are safe will receive a Chocolate Sword. The one chosen to leave must walk through the Gate of Shame. Travis, you and Evelyn are safe. Jimmy, you are, too

Jimmy: Thanksth

Bob: And the final sword goes to...

Violet:

Elmira:

Bob:........Elmira

Everyone except Elmira and Bob:

Travis: But...That's impossible!

Evelyn: We wouldn't vote her off!

Violet: Thanks for trying guys...(walks through the gate)

Bob: Yet another surprising elimination. Join us next time on The Way of the Samurai to see which of our contestants has what it takes, and which of them go home!