User:Zorro T. Dracoyena/Cuttin' it Close

''For your information which you should know: this page tells how Zorro ended up helping Danny and his agency and has, in fact, been written after quite a few of the episodes of HQ Crew on account of the series gaining a purpose. This is still an episode and you are encouraged to read or leave, whichever you choose. YOU ARE EDUCATED NOW!!!''

Danny and Buddy wandered down the street towards the bus station.

Buddy: The HQ has to pass my evaluation test.

Danny: Really? How many points are there?

Buddy: Over 20.

Danny: Points such as...?

Buddy: The fridge has to be able to hold 30 pounds of bacon.

Danny: *Looks at Buddy like that's ridiculous*

Officer: *Down the street*  Get back here!

Buddy: Who's he yellin' at, pal?

They both looked down the street. There was an officer chasing a strange animal that resembled a hyena with gray fur and 2 thick rows of black fur that ran down either side of its back. It also had thick black fur on its tail and black fur that was the same length as the rest of its coat from its paws to halfway up its legs.

Strange animal: You can yell all you want, I'm not gonna turn around and come back to you.

Buddy: *Nudges Danny* What do you think that is?

Danny: *Shrugs*

Strange animal: *Skids to a halt and stands up on its hind legs* I'm with them! *Points at Danny and Buddy* I am with them!

Officer: Is he?

Buddy: *Before Danny can react* Yes!

Officer: Hm. Keep him out of the grocery store. *Walks away*

Strange animal: *Scratches at one of the backwards pointing black arrow behind eyes* Well, bye!

Danny: *Grabs it by the arm* Whoa, no you're not.

Strange animal: Uh, yeah I am.

Danny: Nope, you're with us now. *Glances at Buddy*

Strange animal: *Thinks a second* That backfired a little bit.

Danny: *Peers at his watch* Oh, man, we're gonna miss the train. Come on, you 2.

Buddy and the still unidentified critter followed Danny up the stairs to the train platform. The train was already there, so they got right on without any wait.

Buddy: *Sitting down* What are you, pal?

Strange animal: A Dracoyena.

Buddy: What's that?

Dracoyena: A race decended from a group of Mightyena that was exposed to a rare form of radiation. Now we can transform into a dragon or a gryphon. A few of them, like me, have both forms.

Buddy: Cool!

Danny: But what's your name?

Dracoyena: Zorro.

The train came to a stop and the door slid open. They stepped out onto the platform and looked up at the huge building.

Buddy: Wow! *Runs into the building*

Zorro: *Leans towards Danny* Should he do that? *His eyes widen as Danny runs in with as much enthusiasm as his friend*

Roxie: Hey, Danny! This is your HQ. *Gestures around the lobby* Standard package: Fenergy vents, vaulted ceilings, private jet...

Danny: Really?!

Roxie: Really. Vaulted ceilings. Really makes the place feel roomy.

Danny: I meant the jet.

Roxie: Oh, yeah, it's up in the hangar.

Buddy: What's that room? *Points to a door behind Roxie's station (non-existant in the game)*

Roxie: Another part of my station. *Buddy tries to mess with her table* DON'T TOUCH IT!!! It takes 16 hours to sanatize it!

Jenny: *Looks up from her computer screen* You need to chill a little bit.

Roxie: *Leads the boys up the short set of stairs* This is the Derobenator 2000.

Buddy: Can I use it?

Roxie: AGENTS ONLY!

Danny: Buddy's not an agent?

Roxie: Not unless he can offer a service.

Danny: *Thinks* He's my sketch artist.

Roxie: *Sighs* Fine.

Buddy: *Jumps into the machine and comes out wearing dark gray pants, a white collar shirt, a tie, and a pair of sunglasses* Check out my glasses, Danny! Now people will take me seriously! *Notices the door across from Jenny's desk* What's that?

Roxie: The kitchen. *(non-existant in the game)*

Buddy: Ooh, the kitchen! Come on, Danny! *Grabs Danny by the arm and drags him through the 2-way door*

Evelyn: *Comes in* I -

Jenny: *Cuts her off* You can't be in here without an appointment! *Snatches up her letter opener and holds it like a dagger*

Evelyn: Uhh... Is she dangerous?

Roxie: *Working on something* Do you work for McDonald's?

Evelyn: No...

Roxie: Then yes.

Danny and Buddy came back in from the kitchen. Both of them stopped at the scene before them.

Danny: Uhh... What's going on?

Buddy: Wow. A few more seconds and this would've been a crime scene.

Zorro: *Puts down his newspaper* Ya think?

Danny: *Looks at the hyena reclining on the green couch against the wall with the kitchen door (again, non-existant)* What are you doing in here? I figured you'd run off.

Zorro: *Realizes Danny's point* Man!

Evelyn: *To Danny* Are you the one in charge?

Danny: Somewhat. Why?

Evelyn: My name is Evelyn Gray. My house was broken into.

Zorro: *Continues reading his newspaper* I'm Bob, and I approve this message.

Jenny: *Fiddling with her letter opener* And you say that because?

Evelyn: When I got home, the door was open and the place was torn up.

Jenny: That doesn't mean anything!

Evelyn: What?!

Jenny: You just have a mouse.

Evelyn: ...?

Danny: ...Meeting! *He and Buddy ran behind Jenny's desk* Zorro, get over here.

Zorro: *Carelessly glances at them* I can hear you from here.

Jenny: I don't like her fashion sense. *Begins reading a magazine*

Danny: Should we take this?

Zorro: Speak up a little! *Evelyn turns to him* Hey, how ya doin'?

Buddy: Yeah!

Jenny: Kay, but if it's anything like my fan fiction, the main character will take a seemingly simple job and get sucked into something much bigger. *Continues reading*

Danny: *Stares at her* OK, so we're taking this? *Leads Buddy out along with Evelyn*

Jenny: *Looks up at Zorro* You could run now.

Roxie: JENNY!

Jenny: *Cowers behind her magazine*

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Zorro and the Dracoyena race are my creations. You will never get permission for use of Zorro. Use of the Dracoyena requires permission.

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