User:Skull26374/Battle of the Sim-est/Season Three/Hose 'Em Down

Hose 'Em Down

 * Matt:Greetings and welcome back to another super episode of Battle of the Sim-est! Last time, we watched our contestants battle it out in a base warfare style where they would capture each other.  Amelia and Edwin led their team to victory and the Extreme Team voted of Liberty for her stumble.  What will happen this time?  Find out right now, on Battle of the Sim-est!
 * camera flashes to the Extreme Team eating in their bunker*
 * Annie:Sucks that we had to get rid of Lib.
 * Chaz:Yeah, but she lost us the challenge.
 * Ian:It still feels bad voting off a friend.
 * Chaz:That's how this whole game is, buddy.
 * Sasha:Oh my gosh. These challenges have been kind of hard, don't you guys think so too?
 * Ian:Matt did want to up the ante.
 * Brendan:Yes, and he did.
 * Chaz:I'm just surprised we got all the newcomers on our team. No offense.
 * Blaine:None taken, I shall prove my value to this team.
 * Cedella:I guezz' I 'vil too.
 * Goth Boy:*slams head on table* Get... me... out... of... here...
 * Summer:Oh cheer up! I'm sure you'll stay in the competition for a while!
 * Goth Boy:That's not what I want you fool!
 * camera flashes to confessionals*
 * Goth Boy:I don't like these people. I don't like this place.  I don't like this game.  I want to leave.  *next confessional*
 * Brendan:Today is the day I will prove that I'm here for the money. I will help my team to victory.  *next confessional*
 * Summer:That Goth Boy boy is weird. And he does his make-up all wrong... *camera speeds by as Summer rambles on and on about how to properly apply make up and stops*  ...and then you look pretty!   *confessionals end*
 * camera flashes to the Danger Squad preparing to leave their bunker*
 * Edwin:Keep up the good work guys.
 * Luis:I'll try!
 * Violet:Weren't you like the first person captured?
 * Luis:Yeah... but...
 * Violet:*sipping her juice* Mhmm.
 * Iggy:We are a good team though. Well-balanced.  And stuff.  I guess.
 * Amelia:That is a bit true. We just need a perfect strategy.
 * Makoto:YES. THEN MOST OF US CAN MAKE IT TO THE SECOND ROUND OF THE COMPETITION LIKE LAST SEASON.
 * Amelia:Precisely.
 * Stephen:So, guys. What do you think the challenge is today?
 * Makoto:SOMETHING FUN I HOPE. THE OTHER TWO WERE A BIT TOUGH.
 * Stephen:Yeah...
 * Travis:Whatever it is... I'm ready!
 * Pinky:Yeah, I am too!
 * Edwin:That's the spirit, guys!
 * camera flashes to confessionals*
 * Amelia:So I helped my team win our first challenge. I think we're going to do pretty good.  *next confessional*
 * Stephen:Man, Makoto is so pretty.   *next confessional*
 * Iggy:I'm really hoping we do good today. If they start voting off the "weaker" guys.  I'm definitely on the chopping block...  *confessionals end*
 * camera flashes to the teams looking confused while standing next to four large hoses attached to the ground*
 * Summer:I'm so confused.
 * Matt:That doesn't surprise me.
 * Ian:I am too. She means it.
 * Matt:Oh, the water trench. Yeah we had that there so we filled it with water and added that beam for your challenge.
 * Chaz:Well, like, what is it?
 * Matt:Five of your teammates will be hanging from those ropes. Behind the ropes are blades.  You must hose your teammates so that their ropes are cut by the blades.  Each of you will have one partner with the exception of one person who will cover two.  You have twenty minutes for your whole team to complete this challenge.  If somebody is still left hanging after twenty minutes, your team is automatically in the vote.  Choose your set up!
 * camera flashes to Edwin with the Danger Squad*
 * Edwin:So it's set right?
 * Amelia:This is what we chose.
 * camera flashes to Chaz with the Extreme Team*
 * Chaz:Are you sure you can do this Brendan?
 * Brendan:Definitely.
 * camera flashes to confessionals*
 * Luis:*covered in water* This was going to get pretty wet.  *next confessional*
 * Chaz:I had to give the guy a chance. To be nice.  *confessionals end*
 * camera flashes to Chaz, Blaine, Annie, and Brendan beginning to hose down their partners. Chaz with Summer and Cedella, Blaine with Goth Boy, Annie with Sasha, and Brendan with Ian*
 * Chaz:These things are kinda hard to control, man.
 * Annie:I know! *pushing her hose upward*  Geez.
 * Blaine:Just keep things steady and we will be rewarded.
 * Chaz:*watches as Cedella crashes into the water* How are you doin' Brendan?
 * Brendan:Fine... *struggling*
 * camera flashes as 10 minutes pass by, Goth Boy drops to the water over time, followed by Summer and Sasha*
 * Annie:Brendan, keep him steady!
 * Brendan:I'm trying...
 * camera flashes to confessionals*
 * Ian:*soaking wet* So I'm sitting here.  Drowning in mid-air, by a guy manning a hose.  With no idea what he is doing.  *next confessional*
 * Sasha:I'm wondering why Brendan is doing it. *confessionals end*
 * Brendan:Almost... *jumps to an air horn which Matt presses*
 * Matt:Times up! Sorry guys.  You'd better hope the Danger Squad has more people left over...
 * camera flashes to Edwin, Makoto, Travis, and Violet manning the hoses as Edwin is spraying Luis and Pinky, Makoto is spraying Amelia, Travis is spraying Stephen, and Violet is spraying Iggy*
 * Makoto:DONE. *as five minutes passes Amelia crashes into the water*
 * Travis:Same. *watches as Stephen follows Amelia's fall.
 * five more minutes pass by*
 * Edwin:We're good! *watches Luis and Pinky fall into the water at the same time*  That's gotta kinda hurt...
 * Violet:And we are done. *watches Iggy come crashing down*
 * camera flashes to the teams standing around Matt*
 * Matt:The Danger Squad wins again. Sorry, Extreme Team.  Guess it's not your day.  Cast your votes and meet me in the confessional.
 * camera flashes to the voting*
 * Annie:Brendan. He cost us the challenge.  *next vote*
 * Blaine:Sorry. But you did mess it up.  *next vote*
 * Goth Boy:...please vote me off others. *next vote*
 * Brendan:I vote Goth Boy. He isn't helpful, at all.  *next vote*
 * Chaz:Sorry dude. At least you won't be eliminated first again, though.  *next vote*
 * Cedella:Az' tempting as it 'tis to vote for Goth Boy. I muzt 'zay Brendan for lozing it today.  *next vote*
 * Sasha:Sorry! *next vote*
 * Summer:I vote for Goth Boy. Because he's like really weird.  And he's committing a fashion crime!   *next vote*
 * Ian:You did alright this time... *next vote*
 * camera flashes to the nine contestants sitting in front of Matt*
 * Matt:Brendan, Goth Boy, step forward if you will. You two received the most votes.  And the loser is...
 * Brendan:Goth Boy...
 * Goth Boy:Me...
 * Matt:With a six to three vote, Brendan is out! *slams his hand down on the button as Brendan falls through the chute under him.  I love switching up the chutes!    *watches the contestants unhappily exit*  Surprising?  Maybe.  But not as surprising as next time.  Check in later on Battle...of...the...Sim-est!