User blog:Salinlovecake/Recap of Sim Survivor (Referable Wii Maniac)

RECAP 1
King Mike: HELLO!!!!! How are you, Sim Survivor fans?

Audience cheer

King Mike and a huge crowd are in front of this huge resort.

King Mike: Welcome to the first ever Recap show where we interview past contestants and look back at fun and scary moments in the show. Behind me, is the Mohican Summer Resort, where all contestants that leave stay. Let's start with the first episode

Recap- Opening/ Day 1/ Night 1
King Mike: Ok, in the opening, the contestants arrived on a plane. Based on the way they came out, you can pretty much say what they are gonna be like throughout the series:


 * 1) Bean- hyper and energetic
 * 2) DJ Candy- Ready to party
 * 3) Morcubus- Mean and Evil
 * 4) Goth Boy- Non caring and dramatic
 * 5) Yuki- Fierce and Cute
 * 6) Poppy- Nice and sweet
 * 7) Shirley- See Poppy
 * 8) Travis- Techno geek, but fun
 * 9) Rhonda- Fiesty and fun
 * 10) Buddy- See Travis
 * 11) Vic- Adventrous and Geeky
 * 12) Dr. F- Insane and Geeky
 * 13) Gino- Food Lover
 * 14) Patrick- Extreme Food Lover
 * 15) Roxie- Food Lover and Clean Freak
 * 16) Linda- Studious
 * 17) Gordon- Quiet and Studious
 * 18) Elmira- See Gordon

Yeah, pretty good right

Day 1 of Camp is very interesting. Buddy gets an idea to name the camp. Based on Linda's name of "THE COPAIN CAMP", 14 of the 18 contestants liked it. The name does not play a huge role in the show so far, but it does come up every so often.

Morcubus was the first player to think of a sneaky plot. He trys to convince Goth Boy into sabotaging the camp. He refused, making Morcubus angry. Shirley was getting chased by a cockroach and Morcubus, with anger, stepped on it.

Night 1 of Camp's only event was Dr. F giving Vic pills for when he gets a chance to verse against Buddy in Super Mario Bros. Vic agrees to take them.

Gertrude Spackle Visits
Audience Cheers

King Mike: Here with us to talk about some of the bugs that harassed Shirley, please welcome bug expert, Gertrude Spackle!

Gertrude: Hi, Mike! Great to be here at the resort

King Mike: Hi, Gertrude! Now tell me, what was with the bugs and Shirley.

Gertrude: Well, bugs have a thing with clean hair. A good example is Lice!

King Mike: We all know about lice!

Gertrude: Have you ever seen lice?

King Mike: I know my doctors have!

Gertrude gets out a bug cage filled with lice.

King Mike: Wow, that's alot of lice!

Wii Maniac: If they say lice one more time, I'm gonna pass out!

Gertrude: Aren't these lice cute?

Wii Maniac passes out.

King Mike: They're not cute to me!

She puts them away.

King Mike: So, hair is the only thing?

Gertrude: Yep, that's why I wash my hair every day!

King Mike: ..........................................................We will be right back.

Goes to Commercial 

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'''Comes back to show. '''

King Mike: Welcome back! Time for our next review.

Day 2/First Ceromony/Night 2
On day 2, Everyone was minding their own buisness when Goth Boy started rumors about Morcubus's devious plan. They attacked him and Morcubus put on an act that he was "done with this place". After words, Shirley was attacked by a trantula.

At the 1st ceremony ever, Bean mentions that he dosen't have any friends, Morcubus lies about everyone treating him "nicely", and Shirley gets attacked by a crab. Shirley makes the decsion to leave early because of the annoying bugs. She also said that she can make 10 million simoleons in a decade. Okay, Shirley

Night 2 changes the sleeping situations to Poppy with Bean and Patrick with Roxie. Morcubus sleeps alone.

Shirley returns!
King Mike: To talk about her experience with Sim Survivor, please welcome, Shirley Vogue!

Shirley walks on stage and sits next to Gertrude, who is still on stage.

Shirley: Why, Hello Mike!

King Mike: Hi, Shirley! Now, tell me, How often do you wash your hair?

Shirley: 3 times a day, why?

Gertrude: That is why bugs are attracted to you! You wash your hair so much that they want to live in it. Have you ever been checked for lice?

Shirley: NEVER! I hate to have those sticks the doctors use messing up my hair.

Gertrude then start's day dreaming.

King Mike: Okay, well, How did you like it for Bean and Poppy being there?

Shirley: Even though it was a short journey, it was absolutly great having them around.

King Mike: Now, Poppy is the only cute person left in the competition. Do you expect her to come out on top?

Shirley: Oh yes! Poppy is a competition and nature freak. Like this one time, Sh............I feel something in my hair.

Gertrude: It's me. I'm looking for lice in your hair.

Shirley slaps Gertrude's hand

Shirley: GET OFF OF ME!!!!

Gertrude: Please?

Shirley: .........................fine....*groan*

Gertrude looks through Shirley's hair and finds something immediatly

Gertrude: JACKPOT!!!! Lice in the beehive hair!

Shirley: AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

She runs off stage with Gertrude after her.

King Mike: .............I guess we'll go to commercial..........

Goes to Commercial

Gertrude: Hi everyone! You need help finding lice? Then call 1-800-I-LOVE-LICE!

Bean Bradley visits!
Comes back from commercial

King Mike: Since we are running out of time with this long show, We decided to automatically bring out BEAN BRADLEY!!!

Bean runs out with Crayon.

King Mike: Morcubus couldn't talk to us because of the injury. I have actually heard though that he is suing Dr. F!

Bean: I love to sew!

King Mike: Not sew, Bean! Sue, as in LAW!

Bean: Oh...........

King Mike: So Hi Bean! And Hi Crayon!

Crayon: WOOF!

King Mike: So, do you like the resort!

Bean: This place was more beautiful then Africa!!!!

King Mike: I bet it was. So ha.....

Shirley runs on stage again with Gertrude right behind her!

Shirley: AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!

Gertrude: COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bean: WHAT'S GOING ON MISTER MIKE?!?

King Mike: SECURITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wii Maniac: The recaps on Sim Survivor have now been cancelled for poor use of security guards. For now, please enjoy this animated picture of a cat.