User:Zordon123456789mlw7/ MySims Drama/ Episode IX

Roland: (Off-stage) OK! We’re almost going to start!

?: No we aren’t.

Riot: Who said that?!?

Andrew: Wasn’t me.

?: It was I! (Removes costume) The abhorrent Morcubus!

All: (Gasp) No!

Morcubus: I escaped prison! Agents! (MorcuCorp agents take everyone captive) Yuki, you’re good with makeup, disguise me! Brandi, you’re geeky, man the camera.

Beverly: (Dressed in a MorcuCorp uniform) Nonsense! I’ll have Spencer do it!

Spencer: (In New York, New York giving a speech) ... and I’d also like to thank- (teleports in front of the camera) huh?!? Dude, not cool!

Beverly: Work the camera… NOW!

Spencer: Yes oh fair Duchess!


 * Several minutes later on-stage*

Morcubus: (Disguised as Matt) Welcome mor- people!... I usually don’t host but Roland is “on vacation.”


 * Off stage*

Roland: (With Riot and Andrew inside a janitor’s closet) (Muffled beyond understanding) get me out of here!

Brandi: Shut up!

Morcubus: Anyways, let’s begin!
 * On-stage*

Audience: (The only understood things said) “Aren’t you hosting Battle of the Sim-est?” “I thought his arm was broken!” “Go Goth Boy!” “Go Leaf!” “Go Roxie!” “Where’s my cake?” “Whoo! (Explosive sneeze) Achoo!” (The audience is launched into orbit from the sneeze)

Morcubus: Let’s bring out our guests who are not MorcuCorp agents. Luis! Roger! Iggy! Beverly! Brandi! And Alexa!

Star: UH! (Joins judges)

Morcubus: Stephen! (Who has a mind control device in his afro) Carl! Stephen!

Stephen: I’m working the camera!

Morcubus: Nobody cares! Skip! Linda! (Who is being forced to do this against her will) and Ruthie! (Also being forced to judge) Then there’s Derek! Makoto! (Who’s been rerereprogramed) Wendalyn! And Pinky! (Pulls lever) Buddy! OK! You guys must run the Evil Inn! You’ll take shifts running it and the shift with the most customers wins!

Everyone: OK! (They do the challenge and neither team gets guests)

Morcubus: You people stink! Tie breaker! Best drawing to get to me first win! But you must draw over there in the art studio section of the hotel and go to the 13th floor. Floor 13 is a treacherous maze that you must go through to give me the drawing!

Natalia: How does that relate to Buddy?

Everyone else: (Gasp) Natalia, ’’’not’’’ knowing something?!? It’s a sign of the apocalypse!

Morcubus: (Thinking) Hmm… Apocalypse… not a bad idea.

Natalia: I know, but you have to explain it to the imbeciles!

Morcubus: Buddy was a messenger and a comic book artist. Begin! (SAD starts making a beautiful picture but 1 square inch of it would take 10 min.)

Gino: Oh, if only we had Cedella! (Sigh)

Natalia: Thanks to the time machine, we have finished the drawing let’s go! (They enter the maze to find a completely empty room) Where… oh, I see.

SAD: What?

Natalia: Goth Boy, do you know dark magic?

Goth Boy: A little.

Natalia: Can you get me Shirley’s hair spray?

Goth Boy: (Uses dark magic to conjure hair spray) Here.

Natalia:(sprays to reveal lasers) Can you also-

Zoë: Here, use some fortunite.

Natalia: (Uses fortunite mirror but instead creates giant prophecy) Whoa! (Prophecy depicts them teleporting there and showing Matt a picture of black ink)

Rosalyn: (While others watch the fortune) Dr. F, build the machine I’ll make the picture. (They both do as she said) Let’s send them this stuff. (Teleports teleporter and the paper)

Dr. F: I built us a teleporter!

Natalia: Quick, let’s go! (SAD teleports)

SAD: (Gasp) They beat us hear, the fortune came true!

Morcubus: SAL wins! Kick off! (Guests unanimously decide)

Brandi: We select Roland, making Matt permanent host!

Morcubus: Yes! Now I can remove my disguise! (Removes disguise and unleashes demons from the nightmare realm) Attack!

Natalia: I knew it. (To walkie-talkie) SPA, S.I.M., AbbiCorp, you may proceed. (SPA, S.I.M., and AbbiCorp agents arrive, free Roland and company, stop Morcubus, and vote off Rosalyn)

Rosalyn: What?!?!?!?

Roland: See you next time… maybe…