User blog:BulletRefutation/This is more serious than you think! AND IT BEH NO JOKE!

So one day, I was like to my cat: "When will you die?" and SHE DIED! She is dead! Well, we buried her and I missed the day of school and sat in my room, crying. OH WHY DID MY KITTEH DIE! WHY OH WHY! I wish I never said that to her. Feel free to leave very peaceful RIP-type messages! AND DONATE 10 SIMOLEONS TO BUY FLOWERS FOR HER! Her poor Phalanx probably caused this.

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