User:Googleybear/The Sim Show/Season 2/Episode 1

Episode 1: Meetin' and Greetin'
Matt: Hey everybody and welcome to the new season of The Sim Show!

* Audience claps*

Matt: This season has way more to offer; more contestants, more outrageous challenges and more emotional breakdowns! So fasten your seatbelts and get ready to travel along this wild journey with us!

* Title sequence runs*

Matt: Tonight, we'll be introducing this seasons' contestants and welcoming them to the house. Bring on the housemates!

* The contestants enter and each sit behind a booth*

Matt: So here we have our contestants... let's go and meet them shall we. *Walks over to Chaz and holds the microphone up to him*

Chaz: Yo, dude. Get that thing out of my face. ... You're covering up my good looks.

Matt: Right... and uh, what do you hope to gain from being on this show?

Chaz: Cash, girls and more cash.

Matt: Sure- *interupted by Chaz*

Chaz: Vote for Chaz!

Matt: Okay, let's meet our next contestant, Dolly! *Walks up to Dolly* Hi Dolly, you looking forward to the show?

Dolly: Oh yeah! Totally! I can't wait to make new friends and stuff! *fan girl screams*

Matt: Yeeesh. *Walks upto Elmira* Hey Elmira, how's it going?

Elmira: That's Ms. Crumplebottom to you. *Gives Matt a stern look*

Matt: Oh boy. I can tell you're gonna to be a blast

Elmira: You call yourself a TV show host? Your posture is all wrong and your grammar is appalling.

Matt: I see... MOVING ON! *Holds microphone to Hopper*

Hopper: Hi.

Matt: Hey Hopper. How's it going?

Hopper: Great, thanks! Boinngg!!!

Matt: Uh-huh. And up next we have ... oh dear-

Jasper: *Wearing a tuxedo and and a fake mustache* It is I, Lord Percival VII! Bow down to me!

Matt: Uhhh... NO.

Jasper: But I am your emperor!

Matt: Umm, no you're not *Smiles* Someone sedate him already.

* Richard and Dave come on and sedate him and then drag him away*

Jasper: I feel like candy floss and unicorns!

Matt: Isn't that wonderful. Moving onto Luke.

Luke: 'Sup dudes and dudesses! It's Luke, the rad surfer guy. Wooo! ROCK ON!

Matt: At least somebody is enthusiastic about this.

Luke: No prob' man! No prob!

Matt: Sweet, and onto our next contestant. *Holds microphone to Maria*

Maria: Hey, you got any food round here? I'm starved. *stomach rumbles*

Matt: Uh no... we don't have food.

Maria: What kind of a restaurant is this?

Matt: This is isn't a restaurant.

Maria: Oh.

Matt: So... here we have Sasha *holds microphone to Sasha* What are you looking forward to the most from being on the show?

Sasha: The food challenges for definite- oh my gosh! I hope there is an all you can eat banana buffet challenge!

Matt: Uh, well we'll have to see about that one, I guess. Up next is Summer? How is it going Summer?

Summer: GIVE ME AN S! GIVE ME A U! GIVE ME AN M- *interrupted*

Matt: No. Please No.

Summer: YO MATT! YOU'RE SO COOL! YOU'RE THE BEST! YOU RULE!

Matt: Ah well, if you put it like that.

Vincent: Excuse me. Aren't you meant to be interviewing me now?

Matt: Uh-oh-yeah-right, So, Vincent... what would you like to achieve from being on this show?

Vincent: Probably the peace, the quiet, and the archaeological digs.

Elmira: Now that's my kind of man!

Matt: *Coughcough* Anyway! ... I'm afraid you're not allowed to dig up the studio.

Vincent: Why is it not allowed?

Matt: According to this book, *holds up book entitled "Rules and Regulations of The Sim Show" and flicks it open to a specific page* it says digging is seen as a method of escape... and once you sign up to this show... THERE IS NO ESCAPE!

Vincent: I see. Well move along and interview the next kind man.

Matt: Don't tell me what to do! ... ... ... so let's interview this next kind man... Vic! How are you feeling?

Vic: Wait? Did you say no escape?

Matt: Yes, no escape.

Vic: Okay, well right now, I'm feeling rather scared.

Matt: Wonderful, now let's meet our last, but certainly not least contestant Violet! So, tell us some of your thoughts and feelings about the show.

Violet: From my first impressions, it seem rather sinister... and I like that!

Matt: Well that is good know! But, I'm afraid that's all we've got time for. See you again next time on The Sim Show where the first challenge of the season takes place and the first contestant will be voted out! Bye-bye from me and we'll see you next time!