User:Skull26374/Battle of the Sim-est/Season Five/Boating Along

Boating Along

 * Matt:Greetings and welcome back to another episode of Battle of the Sim-est! Last time, we watched our contestants find their way across an island in the pitch-black night. Billy helped find his and Rhonda's way north with the help of the North Star, revealing his talent in astronomy. What will happen now? Find out right here, on Battle of the Sim-est!
 * camera flashes to some contestants sitting around the main room*
 * Stephen:Four couples down.
 * Beebee:Thirteen to go.
 * Flipper:We're going to take home the title.
 * Cedella:I will be taking it for 'ze second time now.
 * Rhonda:Don't be so cocky. Remember how well that works.
 * Cedella:Hush.
 * Flipper:Yeah, don't be jealous.
 * Billy:She's just stating facts.
 * Flipper:You guys are just mad that we're better than you.
 * Stephen:Yeah, that's it.
 * Penelope:SO... How was Explozia, guys?
 * Rhonda:Phenomenal, he performed the Exploding Bellhop Trick!
 * Billy:It was so good! I felt bad for that guy though. What was his name?
 * Rhonda:Buddy or something.
 * Travis:Man, you guys are so lucky. I've always wanted to see Daryl in person.
 * Penelope:*giggles* Let's just win the next challenge!
 * camera flashes to some confessionals*
 * Stephen:Okay, I don't know if it's just me, but Travis and Penelope got somethin' goin' on!
 * Beebee:They aren't very good at hiding it... *next confessional*
 * Gertrude:We have got to win a challenge pretty soon. We seem weaker and weaker as the challenges go by.
 * Brendan:I find it great that you admit you need improvement. *next confessional*
 * Dolly:Spencer and I have been doing pretty well in this competition so far. I have a great partner.
 * Spencer:As do I! *next confessional*
 * Ray:Raven and I can do this one.
 * Raven:Most definitely. *next confessional*
 * Rob:I hate confessionals.
 * Jenny:You hate everything. *confessionals end*
 * camera flashes to the pairs standing next to Matt by a lake, 14 rowboats can be seen in the water*
 * Matt:Today! You guys will be rowing to the other island by rowboat. This challenge is supposed to test your ability to calmly work with eachother and row in the right direction. I will meet you there later! *walks into a helicopter as everyone watches it take off*
 * Rob:I hate...
 * Jenny:Shut it.
 * camera flashes to all the pairs rowing along as the camera zooms in on Aran and Clara*
 * Aran:How we holding up, trooper?
 * Clara:We're going steady, boss.
 * Aran:Good, keep on doing what you're doing.
 * Clara:Aye aye, captain.
 * camera zooms in on Jimmy and Noelle rowing*
 * Jimmy:This challenge isn't that bad, I mean my dad's a sushi chef so I go boating a lot.
 * Noelle:Ooo, look what I found.
 * Jimmy:*turns to see Noelle holding a fish* Ah!
 * Noelle:What?!
 * Jimmy:
 * Noelle:
 * Jimmy:Drop it!
 * Noelle:*frantically throws the fish back into the lake*
 * Liberty:*watches as she and Clayton row by* Aww, Jimmy.
 * Jimmy:Don't.
 * Clayton:H-hehe.
 * camera flashes to Chaz and Taylor rowing*
 * Taylor:La, la, la.
 * Chaz:It's a pretty nice day today.
 * Taylor:Oh I know Chaz.
 * Chaz:It's kinda hot too.
 * Taylor:Maybe you should take off your shirt.
 * Chaz:What?
 * Taylor:Nothing.
 * camera flashes to Blaine and Brandi and Edwin and Crystal in the leads*
 * Brandi:Just give up already. *repeatedly smacks her oar down to splash water on Edwin and Crystal*
 * Blaine:Hehe.
 * Edwin:Cut it out.
 * Brandi:It's a beautiful day to get soaked.
 * Crystal:*feels water hit her again* *turns her paddle around and slams the wooden handle toward the bottom of Blaine and Brandi's boat, causing a hole*
 * Edwin:Whoa.
 * Blaine: *camera flashes to Blaine and Brandi just sitting on their boat in the middle of the lake, trying to prevent as much water from getting in as everyone has passed them*
 * Brandi:Ugh!
 * Matt:*in a motorboat approaching them* Hey guys. You guys are going in the arena.
 * Blaine:Against who?
 * camera flashes to Brandi and Blaine standing next to Cedella and Flipper in the arena*
 * Flipper:Everyone's just jealous...
 * Matt:Today's duel requires you each to have your own hose. With high water pressure, to complete this challenge you must push your five barrells across the line. Only using the water. Ok, go.
 * camera flashes to both pairs starting to push with the water, Blaine and Brandi work nicely as Cedella and Flipper argue*
 * Cedella:'Zis way, just let me handle it. I am 'ze veteran.
 * Flipper:No way! I'm not going to lose.
 * Gertrude:Battle of the egos.
 * Brendan:Ha!
 * Cedella:I know what it is 'zat I am doing.
 * Flipper:Listen, you're a girl. I'm the guy. I can do it.
 * Cedella:What?! *slaps Flipper hard and begins yelling in French*
 * Everyone:
 * camera speeds by as Blaine and Brandi have won*
 * Brandi:Not surprised.
 * Cedella:*walks out of the arena, followed by Flipper who follows distantly, holding his cheek*
 * Matt:Interesting. Very interesting. See kids, sexism gets you nowhere. Catch us next time on Battle...of...the...Sim-est!