User:Zorro T. Dracoyena/Dino Boot Camp

Everyone awoke the next morning to loud roaring.

Matt: *as they march into the mess hall from their assigned huts* What the heck is going on?!

Zorro: *gets up in his face* BOOT CAMP, MAGGOT!

Iggy: *as Matt's blinking in surprise* Maaannnn.... I don't wanna do boot camp...

Zorro: *mocking tone* I don't care whachoo wanna do. *straightens* This is not Burger King. You will not have it your way. Around here, there is only the path littered with stone fragments, sharp gravel, and broken glass known as: *gets in Matt's face again* my way.

Matt: *gulps* Your way sounds painful...

Zorro: *eerie grin* Good. *walks towards the counter* Now, because your numbers are now uneven, I have arranged for Summer and Petal to join us to even it back out. *Leaf lets out a very audible groan* ...Is there anything else you'd like to say, sir?

Leaf: *notices everyone staring at him* N-no...

Zorro: *narrows his eyes at Leaf, then continues* You are to eat breakfast and be down on the beach within the next 20 minutes. Any and all who are late... *he got that eerie grin again, looking straight at Matt*  I have something special planned for you...

- On the beach, 20 minutes later -

Zorro calmly stood at the top of a sand dune and watched the people trying to do the 100 push ups he had assigned. He heard a thump behind him.

Ravage: *fidgeting with the sparse grass* Uhh... Cap'n? I was wonderin' why you're makin' 'em do this. They haven't done anything wrong, have they?

Zorro: If I tell you, you'll have to drop and give me 20.

Ravage: *thinks* ...OK.

Zorro: They need to be aware of what will happen if they do anything... undesired. *lowers his voice* And I'm on that side again.

Ravage: Oooohhh.... the side. *notices Zorro's expectant look and drops to the ground*

Zorro: *admits* I'm not too fond of it... *glances at Ravage's pathetic effort to do a push up with his short arms*

Ravages: *makes all kinds of noises as he strains to lift himself. Finally flops on the ground* One.

Zorro: *closes his eyes and shakes his head*

- Later -

Petal: *attepting to stretch* OK, I have no idea you all did yesterday, but don't do it again.

Nicole: That's just it. We didn't do anything wrong.

Shirley: Oh, I'm sure you did something.

Zorro called for a halt at a gate that was blocking the entire width of the beach. It looked like something that should have been deep in the jungle instead of out blocking the beach. The gate was made of moss covered sticks that were 6 inches in diameter and sharpened at the top.

Finn: *as Zorro walks off closer to the jungle* Are we s'posed to do somethin' with this?

Zorro: *climbs up onto something obstructed by large fronds* Yeah. Run.

The gate dropped down into the sand, revealing the beast that was behind it: a big red Triceratops with wild yellow marks down its sides that looked something like lightning.

Jenny: O.O Oh snap. *begins running back towards the huts as the dinosaur rears up and roars*

Zorro leaned over on whatever he was on and laughed as everyone followed Jenny. He patted the thing, causing it lift its head and peer back at him. Motioning for it to follow the rampaging Triceratops, the tiger striped T-Rex obediently got up and began to chase after them.

'''EPISODE CURRENTLY INCOMPLETE. TO BE FINISHED SOON.'''