User:Zorro T. Dracoyena/Super... Survey... SMACKDOWN!!!

Jenny: *Laughing*

Buddy: What's so funny?

Jenny: This survey on the Internet.

Zorro: I made a survey.

Evelyn: You did?

Jenny: Can I see it? *Zorro hands her the paper* "What Would You Do?"

Zorro: Yep. There's only 3 questions though.

Jenny: Question 1: If you were faced with an angry storm dragon, would you A) Run. B) Try to fight him. C) Stand there and get electrocuted. or D) Have a teaparty with him. D!

Evelyn: *Takes the paper in curiousity* Question 2: If your village had chosen you to go defeat the platinum gryphon that had been ravaging the fields, would you A) Pretend to go, then flee to Canada. B) Attempt to be heroic, but get killed. C) Do nothing and get sued. or D) Go to McDonald's with the gryphon. Hm... A.

Jenny: D! *Snatches the paper*  Question 3: If you were trapped on the top floor of a 10-story building with a rabid wolf and a velociraptor, would you A) Curl up in the fetal position and cry. B) Get in a Kung Fu match with the velociraptor. C) Get eaten. or D) Hotwire the elevator and go with the rabid wolf and velociraptor to the nearby Krispy Kream. D!

Buddy: Why do you always answer D?

Jenny: Because it's a ridiculous answer.

Roxie: You know what? You and Zorro should go survey the city.

Zorro: Can it be completely nonsensical?

Roxie: I don't think that's a real word, but yes.

Zorro: *Gasps* I need a camera man!

- On main street -

Jenny: *To camera* Yo, y'all. We gonna run up to random people and ask them some question on the paper. We got 20 questions and we don't care what their answers are, just their reactions.

Zorro: Les do dis.

They ran up to Mayor Skip.

Jenny: If the world was going to blow up this instant, what would you do?

Skip: *Stares at her a moment* This isn't a census, is it?

Jenny and Zorro stare at him. SURVEY MONTAGE!!!

- Elmira -

Zorro: There's a -

Elmira: SHHH!

- Patrick -

Jenny: Bacon is outlawed!

Patrick: *Spit take* WHAT?!

- Violet -

Zorro: Nothing dies anymore.

Violet: *Stares at him carelessly*

Zorro: Yeah, that's what I figured.

- Yvette -

Zorro and Jenny stare blankly at Yvette as she begins a mime act.

- Renee -

Jenny: Pigs are extinct!

Renee: What?! *Begins crying, then becomes infuriated* PATRICK!!!

Patrick: AGH! *Runs away*

- Poppy -

Zorro: ...Nah, I can't do that to you.

Poppy: Huh?

- Grandma Ruthie -

Jenny: Your cookies are being boycotted - *Jumped by Grandma Ruthie*

- Yvette again -

Zorro and Jenny are still staring at the mime in the invisible box.

- Maria -

Zorro: You're going to the post, no food or water, 3 days.

Maria: *Swallows mouthful of chicken salad, gathers up the rest of her food and bolts*

- Vincent Skullfinder -

Jenny: We are stripping you of your titles.

Vincent: NO!!! I have worked so long on that resume!

- Chef Gino -

Zorro: I know all of your ingredients.

Gino: I AM RUINED!!! WHY WOULD YOU CAUSE MY RUINATION?!

- Yvette again -

Yvette continues routine.

Jenny: Is she hurt?

- Petal -

Zorro: A new pesticide has been created. It will destroy all plant and animal life.

Petal: *Screams at the sky* Why?!

Zorro: Wait a minute, I'm in trouble now!

-Yuki -

Jenny: I'm gon kick your teeth out.

Yuki: Why?! Yuki needs teeth for face bites!

- Morcubus -

Zorro: *Runs at Morcubus with a dagger, screaming* THIS IS YOUR END!

Morcubus: *Scoffs* You can't defeat the infernal Morcubus. *Realizes that he isn't stopping* Oh, snap. *Runs*

- Lyndsay -

Jenny: You now have a restraining order.

Lyndsay: *Stares at her, wide-eyed, as her can of soda slips out of her hand*

- Buddy -

Buddy: I'm part of the montage?

Zorro: Yes. There's a pudding mummy.

Buddy: WHERE?!?!?! *Drops to the ground and covers his head*

- Ginny -

Jenny: No more costumes.

Sheriff Ginny: What? C'mere, varmint! *Chases Jenny*

- Rusty -

Zorro: The government is forcing you to live in an ubanized area.

Rusty: *Silently takes out his revolver, cocks it, and points it at Zorro*

Zorro: ...I'm gonna leave now...

- Roxie -

Jenny: *Sneezes on Roxie*

Roxie: O_O

Roxie beats the snot out of Jenny.

- Danny -

Zorro: *Runs up to Danny* How's my dancin'? *Starts doing the jerk*

Danny: You realize I've seen you do that before, right?

Zorro: *Stops dancing* Kill joy...

- Jenny -

Jenny's standing there with a black eye.

Zorro: I'm going to smash your laptop.

Jenny peers at him with her good eye, then punches him in the face.