User:Black Garlic

Oh... okay gosh, what is this? Is this some sort of diary? Well, here it goes. I'm a vampire. Who's real name is Lolita Summers, head cheerleader of the Fiendertown High Cheer Squad. Ugh... balancing battling the Fangs and Wings Tatoo Shop, those crazy dentist vampire hunters, and ordinary life is hard! I don't even have time to study theology anymore! When I find that vampire who did this to me... HE'S GONNA GET IT!