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Episode 3/Show One

 * Matt: Hello viewers! This is the third, and easily most thrilling episode of "MySims Reality!" ever! Let's see what our contestants are up to! First let's talk to Iggy, winner of our last challenge.
 * Iggy: Ugh, my mom isn't answering the phone! I'm never gonna get out of here if my mom can't come with her lawyer guy.
 * Matt: OK, and how about Edwin, who just got here on our last episode.
 * Edwin: I'm so excited to start doing some challenges!
 * Matt: Speaking of challenges, let's get to them! Today's challenge is a "Scavenger Hunt"! Here's the lists. *Matt passes out lists to only three contestants*
 * Jenny: Why did Elmira, Edwin, and I only get lists?
 * Matt: Because your paired with another contestant. But there's a twist! That other contestant is least likely to get along with you.
 * Rhonda: What?! How can we find a list full of items if we can't even get along?!
 * Matt: I don't really know. But hey, it's not my problem! *Matt let's out a brief evil chuckle*
 * Morcubus: What unworthy, worthless mortal will be teamed with I, the terrible Morcubus?
 * Matt: Well, your with Edwin, and Elmira is with Iggy, and that leaves Jenny to Rhonda.
 * Morcubus: Not him again. And before you ask, no, I don't like mayonnaise.
 * Edwin: Oh... *Edwin frowns*
 * Elmira: Quit slouching! And read a book, a rock could speak more proper than you!
 * Iggy: Whoa. Man, chillax.
 * Rhonda: So, do you ever like to go out and party?
 * Jenny: No. Usually I'm at home...watching TV. But sometimes I like to chat with Vic...from the phone...on the couch.
 * Rhonda: You seem almost as lazy as Iggy.
 * Jenny: Hey, that's insulting!
 * Matt: And...START!
 * Morcubus: Let us go forth, and ponder the location of the random object!
 * Edwin: I got the list, so what makes you in charge?!
 * Morcubus: I am superior to you, for I have adapted to twelve different lifestyles, from sixteen other cultures, on four different worlds!
 * Rhonda: What's the first item? Hurry, we don't have much time!
 * Jenny: I'm trying, just don't rush me!
 * Elmira: The first item is a anchor! Come on, what are you waiting for?!
 * Iggy: *Iggy was deep in thought* Am I really that lazy...?
 * Elmira: Yes. Now let's go! *She drags him in her haste. But the team who found it was Edwin and Morcubus, saying, "I, the powerful Morcubus, was obviously chosen by destiny to win this show!" and Edwin said, "What?! I'm the one who found it! All you did was boss me around and force me to carry you."*
 * Rhonda: I can't believe we didn't find it! It was huge!
 * Jenny: Well, so is my "Captain Argon Fansite", but no one ever manages to find that either. Stupid internet.
 * Edwin: The next thing is a bag of jellybeans. Mmm, sounds good! *Edwin searches desperately for it. Jenny and Rhonda fight over where it would be. And Elmira and Iggy split up out of frustration. But Iggy stumbles into it and says, "Oh, coool, jellybeans." and Elmira ran up to him, saying, "That's the second item idiot!" then he responded with, "But can I still, like, eat it?"*
 * Jenny: Ugh, we lost again. If we're ever gonna win we'll have to get along, despite our differences.
 * Rhonda: Your absolutely right!
 * Jenny: The next item is a sword. That's just like level nineteen on one of my games, where you have to get the "Sword of Victorious Victory"! And if I can do it with a lame NPC, then I can totally do it with you! *So they made up a technique, Jenny would think strategically while Rhonda would help by looking through whatever she could. Mean while, Elmira was scolding Iggy, and Morcubus was throwing fire balls at Edwin. And Jenny and Rhonda were the ones to get the sword*
 * Rhonda: Let's see the list, the next item is, a pair of shorts?! *So they used the technique again, with no luck, until everyone came to the same spot, at the same time, and saw the shorts. "Journey on, my miniscule mode of transportation!" called Morcubus to Edwin while atop his back. "Wake up you twit!" Elmira screamed to Iggy, "To much...work. Must...sleep." Iggy complained. But Jenny and Rhonda didn't talk, just took action, and were successful, receiving the shorts*
 * Matt: And...END OF GAME! So, with one point, Edwin and Morcu--
 * Morcubus: Actually, Morcubus and Edwin.
 * Matt: Sure, whatever. And again with one point, Elmira and Iggy! And our winners, with two points, Jenny and Rhonda! What do you girls have to say to each other?
 * Jenny and Rhonda: Good work...friend!
 * Matt: How sweet. And on a darker note, let's see who's kicked off! We all know the rules, so let's get started. Iggy is automatically safe of course, because he won the last episode's challenge. Jenny is safe. Along with Edwin, and Morcubus. It's down to Rhonda and Elmira. Who will be one step closer to the final spot? Who's dreams will be utterly crushed to our enjoyment on live television? With a total of two votes...Rhonda. And Elmira with a whopping...nine votes! And our loser is Elmira. What do you have to say before you leave?
 * Elmira: Uh...I, um, y-you... *She then stomps away with a temper*
 * Matt: And that's it! Now that it's the end of the episode remember to vote for who should be off next! See you next time, on "MySims Reality!"