User:Zorro T. Dracoyena/Random Phone Calls

Buddy is standing in front of Jenny's desk and has put a bunch of letters in 4 piles on the desk

Buddy: OK! While you were filling in for Zorro on "ZNC," I got all of the mail and separated it into 4 piles: bills... from your mother... death threats... and death threats from your mother.

Jenny: Oh. She finally loves me.

Buddy: Yeah! ...Wait a minute...

Zorro: *Walks in, inspecting his claws* Buddy, you have no idea.

Buddy: About what?

Zorro: Exactly.

Jenny: *Moans in frustration*

Zorro: You wanna play a game?

Jenny: *Arches an eyebrow* Such as?

Zorro: "Random Phone Calls."

Jenny: What's that? You just call someone?

Zorro: Sort of. It works kinda like "Word of the Day." You open the phone book without looking and place your finger on some random spot on the page. Whatever your finger lands on is the number you gotta call.

Jenny: And you can say anything?

Zorro: Pretty much, yeah.

Jenny: Get over here.

Zorro went around behind the desk as Jenny got out the phone book.

Buddy: Can I play too?

Zorro: Can you be mean on the phone?

Buddy: No...

Zorro: Then no.

Jenny: You go first.

Zorro: *Opens the phone book* Grandma Ruthie.

Jenny: This should be good.

Zorro: She's part of the reason Killer left "ZNC." *Dials the number* Hello, Grandma Ruthie? I would just like to tell you that all of the people with food allergies are going to rise up and take you down. ... Yes, the eggplant people too. ... Oh. *Hangs up*

Jenny: What?

Zorro: She said she's ready for them.

Jenny: *Picks up the phone and dials her number* Hello- what? Huh? I didn- *Roxie walks in*  No-  ...  Ching chang yong yong! *Hangs up*

Roxie: What the heck?

Jenny: *As Zorro is dialing his next number* I just called a chinese restaurant. ...In China.

Zorro: Summer. Guess what? I H-A-T-E you.

Jenny: *Dials her next number*

Zorro: Hey, Roxie? Why do you have 3 phone numbers?

Roxie:  I lost my cell phone. *A ring comes from the bookshelf. Roxie finds a cell phone* Hello?

Jenny: Roxie?

Roxie: Yes, Jenny?

Jenny: I found your phone.

Buddy: *Snatches the phone from Jenny* Hi, Roxie!

Roxie: Buddy, I am standing right in front of you.

Buddy: What's your point?

Zorro: *Takes the phone from Buddy and dials a new number* Who are you?! ... Linda? Your refrigerator is running. ... You don't have a fridge - well, that's because it ran away.

Jenny: Ooh, I got a good one. Gimme the phone. ... *Creepy voice*  Hello, Skip Rogers. Your job as mayor is about to come to an abrupt end. Yeeessss... a very abrupt end.

Zorro: Do you think he has caller ID?

Jenny: If the police show up in the next 5 minutes, then yes.

Zorro: Roxie, you wanna do a random call?

Roxie: *Looks up from whatever it is that she's doing at her station* ...Sure. *Dials a number* Ms. Nicole Vogue, I am calling to inform you that due to your recent horrible decisions in this year's fall fashion, we are banning you from all fashion related careers. ... Mm-hm. ... Yes, ma'am. You are banned from all Wal-Marts as well. ... Yes, and the ghetto. ... No, ma'am, you cannot get a job in the projects. ... Or McDonald's.  ...  Why not? Well, the other employees are wearing clothes, are they not? ... Yes, I would hope so too. ... No, ma'am, you have to wear clothes to work in the junkyard too. ... And the construction site. ... And the Dell factory - ma'am, you don't know anythin' about computers. ... How would I know? I'm a professional, ma'am. ... No, it doesn't look too good for you. I would suggest you change your nome to "Ima M. Oron" and move to Greenland. Have a nice day.

Jenny: Dang, Roxie. Gotta backbone.

Roxie: I'm black. Would you expect less?

Jenny: Now that you mention it, no I would not.

Dang, Roxie!
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