User:Googleybear/The Sim Show/Season 1/Episode 1

Episode 1: The Beginning of the Beginning
Matt: Hello and welcome to The Sim Show! Over the next few weeks we will be showing you the lives of twelve sims that have been locked in one house and secured, so there is no escape.

Ginny: Ye be sure to see nervous breakdowns, clinical depression and signs of mental illnesses. This be just the start of one crazy ride. Yarr!

Matt: Let's get this show on the road and meet our contestants!

Matt: First off, we have Patrick. Hey! How's it going?

Patrick: Great... you got any ketchup in here? My sandwich tastes dry.

Matt: I have no idea. Next up is Clara! Hi Clara!

Clara: *Playing with doll, oblivious to Matt*

Matt: Clara? ... CLARA!

Clara: *Puts doll away* You were saying?

Matt: Nevermind... DJ Candy? Tell us something about yourself.

DJ Candy: My name's DJ Candy! But you can call me Mary!

Matt: Mary? I prefer DJ Candy.

DJ Candy: Eh, my birth name is Mary...

Matt: Wow...

Ginny: So, ye be Rosalyn?

Rosalyn: MUST...FINISH...PAPERWORK.

Ginny: You don't need to finish any paperwork, you're in a high security house now.

Clara: HIGH SECURITY!?

Matt: Yes. There's no escape.

Clara:

Ginny: Next on me list is Rita. So, Rita, what ye be looking forward to the most?

Rita: Mainly cooking and cleaning, jah.

Ginny: Sounds like a blast. Morcubus, is it?

Morcubus: No, it is I, The Abhorrent Morcubus!

Ginny: So, it is Morcubus, right?

Morcubus: Quiet, minion!

Ginny: I'm not ye minion!

Matt: Ssh! We're still on air! So, what's your name, kid?

Travis: Travis.

Matt: And yours?

Goth Boy: Goth Boy.

Matt: I'm guessing you're a goth?

Goth Boy: Well done Brainy.

Matt: Sheesh...our next contestant is Jenny!

Jenny: Hi. So, where is Captain Argon?

Matt: Captain who?

Jenny: Captain Argon? The guy on the phone said Captain Argon would be here.

Matt: Well, there's no captain person here.

Jenny: I only signed up for this show because I thought I'd meet him. I'm leaving

* Jenny walks over to the door*

Richard: Quick press the button!

Dave: *Pushes the button and a metal cover comes down infornt of the door. Bolts then nail it onto the wall* Phew!

Jenny: What just happened?

Matt: You're locked in, missy.

Jenny: You've locked me in?! What kind of a creep are you?

Matt: An awesome one.

Jenny: Ugh!

Ginny: Hehehe. We now bring ye the greatest pizza chef in the land, Gino!

Gino: Bonjourno!

Ginny: And, now, I believe we have Raven?

Raven: Hey.

Ginny: Last, but not least is Wesley.

Wesley: 

Ginny: Eww.

Matt: And that's our marvellous bunch of contests.

Ginny: I wouldn't go as far as to say that.

Matt: Well, we're stuck with 'em for the upcoming weeks, so we might as well get along, eh?

Jenny: I would never get along with you.

Matt: Oh well. Join us next time, where we take part in a challenge and somebody will get evicted! Goodbye for now!

Ginny: