User:Zorro T. Dracoyena/Round 3: Zorro's Halloween Jump

Zorro and Dart were standing on the stage. Dart looked worried.

Zorro: It has been a while, but since Halloween is coming up, I've decided to do a Halloween special.

Dart: *Gulp*

Zorro: We are going back to September 1692, Massachusetts. Does anyone here know what that is?

Violet raised her hand, but Jenny was too busy typing on her laptop.

Zorro: Anyone besides Violet and probably Jenny? ...No? OK, Violet.

Violet: The Salem witch trials.

Zorro: Exactly.

Dart: I am NOT going. Not after your Halloween disaster on D&Z last year.

Zorro: You would've just made it boring anyway. So, Violet, Jenny, Zoe, Yuki, Esma, Brandi, and Goth Boy, y'all are coming.

Dart: Why Jenny?

Zorro: She's a - you'll find out.

They headed through Remix and found themeselves standing in an old English town. A cart full of presumed witches was heading up to Gallows Hill off in the distance.

Zoe: Anything in particular we need to be doing, chere?

Zorro: You just called me a cherry?

Socks (his description is given in the ZNC Halloween episode) came tumbling out of the portal just as it closed.

Socks: What up, what up, what up?

Zorro: She just called me a cherry.

Socks: He's a cherry?!

Zoe: *Sigh* It's French.

Zorro: Oh, now I'm a french fry?

Socks: I thought he was a cherry!

Zoe: Hush, cher.

Socks: I'm a chair? Pff, good luck tryin' ta sit on me.

Man: Hey, you!

Zorro: WHAT? Oh, dang...

Man: You must be witches.

Socks: No we ain't.

Man: You have to be. That girl's wearing all black, that other girl looks... uh... wild, that boy certainly seems to have a problem, and you're a talking cat!

Socks: *Points to Zoe* She does magic and reads minds.

Man: Get 'er, boys!

A bunch of men grab Zoe and take her off to Gallows Hill.

Goth Boy: I thought it was hypnosis...

Socks: Eh, close enough. And it got rid of her.

Yuki: What's gonna happen?

Jenny: She gonna get hanged.

Violet: "Hanged"?

Jenny: Hung if you're hanging up a hat, hanged if you're killing a person.

Man 2: They're all witches! Get 'em!

Zorro: Oh, this is so much better than last year! *Everyone stares at him* Hi...

They all run off in different directions as the men come after them. Pretty soon we're in a Scooby Doo moment and everyone is running in and out of doors on the houses lined up across each other on the street. Jenny comes out and stops in the middle of the street, alone. Then Zorro - surprisingly - falls from the sky.

Zorro: That was incredible.

Man 2: There they are!

A bola - why they would have one in Massachusetts, I have no idea - flys out and knocks out both Zorro and Jenny.

- who knows how long later -

Jenny opened her eyes to find herself with her neck in a noose. A man in front of a crowd was reading of a list of charges that was way too long. She groggily looked up at the full moon. Almost at its highest point.

Man with the list of charges: *Finishes reading while Jenny is still looking up, and turns to her* Do you - AGH!

Jenny was now in werewolf form. She gave him a nasty grin before muscling her was out of her bonds and slashing the noose. The crowd of people ran away in terror as Jenny threw her head back an howled.

- somewhere over yonder -

Zorro: *His ears perked up* I hear a Jenny.

Violet: *Looks in direction of the howl* That's a Jenny alright.

Goth Boy, Yuki, and Esma had been hanged and nobody know where Brandi had gone off to.

Zorro: You should get infected with werewolf blood. It'd be great: you, me, and Jenny, terrorizing the world. *Gasps* We should infect Roxie, too!

Violet: Is that why Jenny's a werewolf?

Zorro: No, she's a bloodline werewolf.

Violet: ......You're strange.

Zorro: *Weird looking grin*

Jenny the black werewolf came barrelling down the hill, dragging 3 men that had attempted to lasso her. She made such a sharp turn that the men were sent sliding off into a barn.

Jenny: Is it over now?

Zorro: Ye - Hey, where's Socks?

They heard a gunshot and Socks soon came running around the side of another barn while a man with a musket chased after him.

Socks: *Singing* This time baby I'll be bulletproof / This time baby I'll be bulletproof

They all ran for Remix - who had just reappeared - while Socks continued singing "Bulletproof" and the man continued to try to shoot them. They jumped through and Remix promptly closed, leaving their pursuer to run into the side of a house.

Bulleeeeeetproof!
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