User:Zorro T. Dracoyena/Round 4: The Red Baron

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Zorro: *runs out onstage* Holy flippin' cow! Good morning - night - evening - afternoon - time of day that you are here!

Dart: ...You done?

Zorro: Yes.

Dart: ...You sure?

Zorro: Uh-huh.

Dart: Kay. Welcome to Fun With Time Portals! This show was dead -

Zorro: It has made a miraculous come back that cannot be explained by the Senate.

Dart: Have you eaten something weird?

Zorro: Yes, actually, I have.

Dart: That explains it. So today we're going back to World War 1 -

Zorro: To take on Manfred von Richthofen!

Dart: ...Dude, you have gotta stop doin' that.

Zorro: But I is excited to shooted down the Red Baron.

Dart: Well, it hasn't happened yet. *thinks a moment* Care to give a little background on our 'target'?

Zorro: Yeah, sure. Manfred von Richthofen a.k.a. the Red Baron was a German ace pilot who claimed 80 aerial victories. In 1911, he entered the Uhlan Regiment Number 1 where he rode horses. In May 1915, he began flying. His first run in with an English plan was on September 15, 1915. He flew in a number of planes, and it is the Fokker Dr.I triplane that he is commonly associated with though it was the Albatros D.III that was first painted the bright red that earned him his name: the Red Baron. Richthofen was fatally wounded around 11 am on April 21, 1918 by a .303 bullet - he was hit by a machine gunner. I believe I'm done.

Dart: Hm. We're going to April 21, 1918?

Zorro: At the request of Cannon. *gestures to a possible Dracoyena with greenish - hazelish eyes* He wants to shoot Manfred down with a 12 gauge pump shotgun.

Dart: *looks at Cannon* Really?

Cannon: Or a bolt action rifle.

Zorro: We'll bring both.

Cannon: Cool. Hey, can we go to Rome next?

Dart: We'll see. So... being that you requested this, who do you want to come with us?

'''Episode Incomplete. Stand By.'''

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