User:Luckyducky/Underwater

MC Emi: Hello, there! And welcome to-

Matt: THE COMPETITION SHOW!

Emi: What?

Matt: THE COMPETITION SHOW!

Emi: I heard you, but that has nothing to do with what this whole production is about.

Matt:

Emi: This show is about a story... oh wait! I am MC Emi and I have a friend named Mitch and he is a monkey and...

Dolly Dearheart: CUT TO THE CHASE ALREADY!!!

crowd: O.O

Dolly: my appologies. But please, move on!

crowd: *cheers*

Emi: You will have to survive two (not much) days with some random people. Talk to Mr. Suckers. He will be underwater where you will see a submarine. Uh... Then go wherever you wanna. Oh. Not all of you are going. There! *pants*

crowd starts a terrible ruckus over who is in their group.

Trevor: Alas, it be I who has nary a group!

Violet: POPPY! POPPY! POPPY!

Poppy: If you and Raven are with me.. then... oh well. Sure.

DJ Candy, Zack, and Sapphire: ONE MORE PERSON! ONE MORE PERSON!

Pablo: I can't believe we are the only pirates.

Ginny: Aye. But we be good ones, too.

THE FINAL GROUPS ARE: Violet, Poppy, Raven, and Clara. DJ Candy, Zack, Sapphire, and Chaz. Ginny, Pablo, Star, and Yuki. Leaf, Petal, Proto Makoto, and Makoto. Wendalyn, Marlon, Gino, and Travis. Trevor, Dolly, Annie and Linda.

Emi: and..........................................................GO!

all teams race to train.

Trevor: YEE HAW! WE ARE ON THE TRAIN! YIPPY-YA-YO!


 * awkward silence*

Trevor: Eh-em... For great joy is within my weary heart! We are on the first train!

Violet: Raven! Sit here!

Poppy: *sniffle*

Clara: You have me, right?

Ginny: Argh! This train is so strange! I be preferin' the ol' ship!

Pablo: Aye, Cap'n!

train stops. Everyone gets off.

Luke: Wazzup, dudes? WELCOME TO THE BOARD...

crowd runs past Luke.

Luke: ...walk. *sigh*

Chaz: Cheer up, dude! Come to my awesome-er than surfing, EPICLY EXTREME, Chaz'z Extreme Show of Extremeness!

Luke: ...

Chaz: Oh! My GROUP!

DJ Candy, Zack, and Sapphire:

Sapphire: Ohmigosh, ohmigosh, OHMIGOSH! You made us so totally late!

Chaz: Sorry.

DJ Candy: NO TIME FOR APPOLOGIZING! LET"S GO PARTY OUR WAY DOWN THERE!


 * at the surface of the water*

Travis: B-b-but... my PHONE!! *sobs*

Gino: WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR PHONE?

Travis: ...I do.

Wendalyn: Here comes the uh... DJ group! Hurry up!

Marlon: Here. I shall put a spell on it so that you can use it underwater.

Travis:


 * near Mr. Suckers*

Violet: I CAN"T FIND MR. SUCKERS!!!

Raven: Uh... Violet?

Clara: Mr. Suckers! It's ME! It's CLARA!

Raven: Uh... Clara?

Poppy: What does he look like? Is he pretty? Does he want a flower? What color is he? Where does he usually hide? How did he get down here? How do we know if he is a boy or a girl? What...

Raven: Uh... Poppy?

Clara: Hey, Guys! Raven wants to talk to us...

Raven: Thank you. MR. SUCKERS IS RIGHT THERE! *points to beside Violet, Clara and Poppy*

Clara: SUCKIES! YOU ARE HERE!

Mr. Suckers:


 * at the beach on the ocean edge*

Leaf: Let's go do some AWESOME rocking down with Mr. Suckers!!!!!

Petal: I like your style. Does it have to do with saving the earth?

Makoto: initializing frightened protocol... AAAAAAAH. I AM DEEPLY SCARED OF WATER.

Proto Makoto: ME TOO. TEE HEE.

Petal: SAVING THE EARTH?

Leaf: YA! Awesome concerts can be whatever you want!

Makoto: YAY. CAN THEY BE WATER FREE?

Proto Makoto:

Leaf: Yep!

Petal: SAVING THE EARTH! GO GREEN!

Makoto: HOW CAN WE GO THERE... NO IDEAS IN MAKOTO'S HEAD.

Petal: We shall go without you two.

Proto Makoto: TEE HEE.

Makoto: I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

Leaf: LET'S GO!


 * in an abandoned boat, lost at sea*

Ginny: AYE! WE BE NEARIN' THE SHORE!

Pablo: Uh... we don't want to go to shore...

Ginny: Oh. Right.

Star: LEMME JUMP OUT AND BE A NINJA!

Ginny: Now be no time for leapin' out for the Cresent Moon's sake!

Star: ...I didn't want to jump out for my village's sake... I'm just tired of sitting here.

Pablo: ME TOO! I-I mean... ARGH! ME TOO!

Yuki: When we get off this boat I'm gonna bite your face!

Star: Let's just jump into the water and see where we are!

Ginny: ARGH! PIRATES MAKE THEIR OWN RULES! I"M A PIRATE!

Pablo: *sigh* Then what do you want us to do?

Ginny: Let's just jump into the water and see where we are!

Star, Pablo and Yuki: ...

Ginny: C'mon, me mateys! We be jumpin RIGHT NOW!!!!


 * they all jump into water to see that they were right under Mr. Suckers*

Yuki: His face is big

Ginny: SUB!

Pablo: Submarine? WHERE?

Ginny: OOOOH C'MERE!

Pablo: WHAT???

Ginny: MOVE ASIDE PABLO I NEED THE SUB!!!

Pablo: WHAT SUB???

Ginny: PIPE DOWN I NEED THE SUB!

Pablo: B-but WHAT SU-

Ginny: *air kisses* SUBBY! C'MERE SUBBY!

Pablo: GINNY! KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO YOURSELF!

Star and Yuki: O.O

Pablo: *to Ginny*

Ginny: Ow. Ow! OW! OW! OW! NOOOOOO! My sub!

Pablo: sorry... what sub?

Ginny: I be not talkin to ya! It HURT SO BAD!!!!!

Star: SUB!

Pablo: no, not again!


 * now, all teams have got to Mr. Suckers*

Dolly: Emi is running away! GET HER!

Trevor: Thy shall get her.

Dolly: Uh... no thanks!

Trevor: *his crazy made up language* MOO OO DAT DEE SHWAP!

Annie and Dolly: Wha

Linda: *in-love giggle* He means "But I want thy to!" Right, Trevy?

Trevor: *in-love giggle* NO. I meant "I shall never go!" Thy should know that by now.

Linda: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Annie: *shouting* YOU GUYS ARE BABIES! I'M GONNA GO!

Linda: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


 * at the sushi place*

Chaz: Oh I'm so cool I eat sushi.

Chef Wantabe: I know you are!

Jimmy: Does that mean I'm not cool?

DJ Candy; C'MON CHAZ! WE NEED TO GO AND FOLLOW EMI!!!!!!!

Sapphire: Ohmigosh ohmigosh ohmiGOSH! I am so TOTALLY leaving!

Zack: B-b-but we need to follow her...

Sapphire: That was so totally where I was GOING!

DJ Candy: Ta ta, Chaz


 * leave without Chaz*

Chaz: I thought I was c-cool...

Jimmy: Y'ALL AIN'T COOL NO MORE!

Chaz chases after his groupmates

Chaz finds his groupmates

DJ Candy: Uh huh.


 * a random little purple squirrel comes in*

Static: Yo. Move out'a da way!

Sapphire: I totally have no clue who you are!

Static: of COURSE not you... YOU!

Zack: Who are you then?

Static: I am a cranky squirrel that is late for a squirrel meeting!

Chaz: Uh...

Static: *walks away* *mumbles* I'll get you for this Filbert!

DJ Candy: Ok then?


 * right behind MC Emi*

Violet: OU ETES VOUS???

Raven: What?

Poppy: I got dis! Elle est la, ma soeur!

Violet: Oh. Je vois.

Raven: OOOOOOOH! I get it now!

Violet: Bien. That kind of stuff will happen tres much.

Poppy: VIOLET! Emi's right there!

Violet: OOOOOOOH! I see now!

Raven: Kako si ti, Clara?

Clara: Nez nam.

Violet: what does that mean?

Raven: Ti ches nikeds nat!

Poppy: uh...

Violet: It's ok, Poppy dear! It will be all BETTER WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


 * at the finish line*

Leaf: what was this little quest even ABOUT?

Petal: I'm dizzy...

Makoto: initializing coo sequence... IT WILL BE OKAY. COO COO!

Proto Makoto: YEP YEP.

MC Emi: Yes, it'll be okay.

Violet: *appears out of no where* Oui!

Raven, Poppy, and Clara drag Violet away.


 * all teams are now at the finish line*

Emi: Now... the moment you have all been waiting for... the winner... is... PABLO GINNY STAR AND YUKI!

Chaz: WHAT??

Violet: WHAT??

All but the four winners: WHAT?????????????

Ginny Pablo Star and Yuki: WHAT? REALLY? YAY!

Emi: Now, your prize is.............

Star: What?

Emi: is............................................

Ginny: I hope it be TREASURE!!!

Emi: it is.................................................................................................................NOTHING!

Pablo: Darn.

Ginny: YOU BE FIRED FROM THE JOB! MC EMI YOU GIVE US TREASURE!

MC Emi: No. Now shoo, all of you.

The End

P.S. I know this wasn't a very good one, but at least it's something.