User blog:*Kinz*/LILY LILY BURNING NIGHT

Irrelevant title. Hoorah.

PORTAL 2 STUFF~!!!


 * The Excursion Funnel
 * The Aerial Faith Plate
 * The Thermal Discouragement Beam
 * Repulsion Gel
 * Propulsion Gel
 * The Pneumatic Diversity Vent
 * WHEATLEYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

Personally, I think the thermal discouragement beams are just broken storage cubes without the little circle things. Also, the turrets use both their old voices with a couple of new quotes, which you can easily tell are voiced by somebody else. Also, TEH CURIOSITY CORE GETS ITS OWN FLIPPING BODY. YES. SO IT CAN BE CURIOUS AND AN ENEMY AT THE SAME TIME. Wait... that means I have to incinerate it again.

.....awkard.....

Anyways, I might make a Portal RP, just to see if it will work out.

Wheatley: I can just hack it. A-A-A-A-A-A. *buzzer*

Chell: You're not helping at all.

GLaDOS: You monster.

Wheatley: Where did she come from?

Chell: Dunno. *shoots with Portal Gun*

GLaDOS: That's the stupidest thing I've ever... whoa whoa WHOA whoaA whoa whoa.... *shuts down*

Chell: HOORAY!

GLaDOS: I am now going to flood this place with a deadly neuro-toxin.

Wheatley: But we're outside!

GLaDOS: .........dang it. You monsters. *self destructs*

That was stupid.

Anyways.... AMAGAD 2 DAYS UNTIL BLACK AND WHITE ES RELEASEDDDDDDDDDDDD 

I played Half Life 2 today... I have no clue what happened at the beginning. BUT I LEARNED WHAT BLACK MESA WAS!

GLaDOS: *laughs* Fat chance.

STFU, MEANY. That monster guy in the railroad that "restored" me? Creepy. What'd he even do? It looked like he just punched a hole in my chest and "restored" me. And those little monsters that are hanging from the ceiling.... they scare me. THEY ATE THE POOR LITTLE CROW AND ALMOST ATE ME, TOO.

Isn't it sad this is one of my longest blog posts besides RP sign-ups?

Anyways, I downloaded Steam and bought Portal on my PC for, like, $10-20? I really don't remember how much it cost. Probably more than what I said, but it was cheaper than it was at the time of its release. Yes, VALVe did give it away for free for awhile on Steam, but that ended, like, last May. I CAN USE CHEATS IN THE CONSOLE ON TEH PC ONE. I SAVED TEH COMPANION CUBE AT TEH END.

Now, I'll be off downloading Portal maps on my PC. Toodleoo!