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Episode Twelve
Bob: (tied up) You have to attack right now? While I'm in the middle of hosting a game show?!

Star: Tell me a better way to make a statement! We're going to trap all of you here, and there's nothing you can do about it!

(camera flashes to Jimmy and Chaz, in a supply closet)

Jimmy: (banging on the door) LET. US. OUT!

Chaz: It's useless, dude, we're trapped in here. Let's just wait 'till the cops show up.

Jimmy: We can't just give up, Chaz! They have our friends!

Chaz: I don't even see what these ninjas want with us. It's not like WE'RE Samurais.

Jimmy: Yeah, but one of us is about to be one. (notices a vent) There! Chaz, we can get out! (climbs into the vent)

Chaz: Whatever. (follows Jimmy)

(Camera flashes to Bob and Star, who are conversing)

Bob: Does this really seem honorable to you? Attacking us when we are unprepared like this.

Star: Unlike you Samurai, we have no code to follow. Nice try, though.

Bob:

(camera flashes to a vent opening from the ceiling above two ninjas, the vent falls out and lands on the ninjas, knocking them down. Jimmy comes out of the vent and lands on top of the ninjas, knocking them out)

Jimmy: Heheh...whoops...

Chaz: Nice going, Fish Chump (jumps down) Listen, I'm not gonna let you boss me around, just let me do this myself.

Jimmy: Chaz, we aren't in a challenge.

Chaz: You think I care? Don't boss me around, Fish Chump! (Chaz looks over to the corner and sees Samurai outfits and oriental swords on the wall. He dresses up in a blue one and grabs a sword)

Jimmy: What are you doing...

Chaz: If we wanna take down ninjas, we're gonna need protection. Suit up.

Jimmy: Good plan (puts on a red outfit and grabs a sword) Do you hear something, Chaz?

(A couple ninjas run into the room)

Ninja: GET THEM!

(A ninja charges at Jimmy, who pulls out his sword and knocks the ninja to the side. Chaz hits the ninja in the middle of the forehead, knocking him out)

Jimmy: Did i....did I kill him?

Chaz: No time to worry about that no, let's go! (they run out of the room into a hallway)

Jimmy: I didn't know the studio was this big...

Chaz: Let's just try to find a way out of here...

(Chaz and Jimmy walk down the hallway, looking for a way out, when Jimmy looks in a door and sees the eliminated contestants)

Jimmy: Chaz! Look! Its our friends!

Chaz: Leave them! They can find their way out, we are. (starts walking)

Jimmy: HEY! {{hey}

Chaz: Leave me alone, Fish Chump. I don't feel like getting revenge on you any more, I just wanna get out of here.

Jimmy: Fine. Go ahead and quit. Leave everyone and everything that got you here behind.

Chaz: Whatever, chump. (walks around the corner)

Jimmy: (sighs) I'm sorry for being a bit of a jerk to you, Chaz. Even if you did deserve it. (storms into the room, sword raised)

Travis: Jimmy!

Elmira: NOT SO LOUD!

Travis: Jim, the ninjas left us for a bit, hurry! Get us out of here!

(Jimmy unties Travis, who then begins to untie everyone else)

Jimmy: Let's get out of here, guys! (they begin to exit, when a ninja blocks his path)

Ninja: Hey! Prisoners! They- (Jimmy knocks him out with the sword, and they keep running)

Evelyn: Where are we going, Jimmy?

Jimmy: We still need to save Bob. I think he's still on the stage.

Patrick: Let's get moving, then!

(camera flashes to the stage, where Star is talking to someone not seen on camera)

Star: Foolish boy. You really think you could take me on?

Chaz: (tied up) No. I was just trying to get out of here.

Bob: I hope the others are ok...

(Jimmy and the other contestants run through the Gate of Shame)

Jimmy: Bob! We came back to...oh hi Chaz.

Chaz: Fish Chump.

Star: You've escaped? Impressive But alas, this is the end. Ninjas!

(Ninjas appear, and begin to approach the others)

Jimmy: Ba...Back off...I have a sword...

Ninja: Leave us alone, kid! (pushes Jimmy down and advances on the eliminated contestants)

Jimmy: Leave...my friends...ALONE!

Star: Huh?

(Jimmy leaps up and slices the first ninja with his sword, causing him to fall. Another ninja tries to jump Jimmy from behind, but Jimmy spins around and slams the sword into the ninja's face)

Everyone:

Star: Enough. (the ninjas stop) He's mine.

Jimmy: I don't want to fight you, Star. I just want you to let my friends go.

Star: The care for your fellow Samurai is very strong, young one. I will spare your lives.

Jimmy: R-Really?

(Before Star can answer, Chaz, untied, knocks her out with the hilt of his sword)

Chaz: Ha! Chump!

Jimmy: Chaz! She was about to let us go!

Bob: (untied, beating up the remaining ninjas) No matter. (knocks out the last ninja) We are saved from the ninja invasion, all thanks to you two!

(Eliminated contestants cheer)

Travis: Way to go, Jimmy!

Patrick: You da man, Chaz!

Bob: However, it has been clear to me that one of you deserves the the title more. This one has succeeded in challenges, made many friends, and eventually placed others over himself in a time of peril. The next Samurai is...Jimmy Watanabe!

Jimmy: WOOHOO!

Bob: Jimmy, you are now an official Samurai. You may keep the equipment, and also the 1,000,000 simoleons.

(confetti explodes on the ceiling, and everybody cheers)

Chaz: Hey Fish Chump!

Jimmy: What now, Chaz?

Chaz: (puts up fist with an angry face. Jimmy flinches, but then Chaz smiles and lightly puches him on the shoulder) Nice job. You earned it.

Jimmy: Heh...Thanks Chaz.

Bob: Thank you all for watching The Way of the Samurai! Join us next time where twelve more contestants see if they have what it takes to be a samurai!

Patrick: Hey, Bob, do you have more bacon? You should really give me some more, I LOOOVVVEE that recipe

Bob: Cut to black! Now!