User:Gocubs711/The Way of the Samurai/Season 2/Episode 1

Episode One
Bob: Welcome, one and all, to Season 2 of The Way of the Samurai! This season brings us 12 new contestants ready to compete for 1,000,000 Simoleons and the honor of being an official samurai. However, this season also brings a new location. (camera zooms out, showing Bob standing on an airplane) We are going to Japan! (Bob closes the door and the plane takes off)

(camera flashes to a Japanese airport)

Bob: Let us meet our contestants.

(A middle aged, balding man walks off the plane, lifting weights)

Roger: Aw man, feel the burn, FEEEEL the burn.

Bob: Hello, Roger.

Roger: Oh, hey Bob. (pant) Aw man, I gotta make up for lost time with all of that sitting (pant)

(A teen wearing a red pirate outfit walks out)

Pablo: What an adventure to be here!

Bob: I see an adventurous spirit in you.

Pablo: My friend Ginny and I go on them all the time!

(An elderly woman wearing a yeti apron walks off the plane)

Nova: I hope I get to meet something interesting here.

Bob: You may be surprised, Nova. Japan is a very interesting place.

Nova:

(A girl with brown pigtails and glowsticks slides down the railing)

<p style="text-align: left;">Sapphire: OMIGOSH JAPAN!! I LOVE THIS PLACE!!

<p style="text-align: left;">Bob: Much energy in you.

<p style="text-align: left;">Sapphire: It COOOULLLDD be because I just had 6 Red Buddy energy drinks, but you know.

<p style="text-align: left;">(A blonde boy with a red hat and uniform walks out)

<p style="text-align: left;">Buddy: Heya pals! I- (trips down stairs)

<p style="text-align: left;">Bob: Are you ok, Buddy?

<p style="text-align: left;">Buddy: Yeah, I think so. It happens all the time.

<p style="text-align: left;">(A girl with spiky black hair walks down)

<p style="text-align: left;">Yuki: Yuki can't wait to play this game. So many faces.

<p style="text-align: left;">Bob: Are you a people person?

<p style="text-align: left;">Yuki: I BITE YOUR FACE!!

<p style="text-align: left;">(A mad scientist walks off the plane)

<p style="text-align: left;">Dr. F: PENGUINS!

<p style="text-align: left;">Bob: This is Japan, Dr. F. No penguins.

<p style="text-align: left;">Dr. F: Silly flightless bird...

<p style="text-align: left;">(A girl wearing a purple tanktop walks off the plane)

<p style="text-align: left;">Sandra: This place needs a party!

<p style="text-align: left;">Bob: We will certainly have one here.

<p style="text-align: left;">Sandra: Woo!

<p style="text-align: left;">(A teen with blonde spiky hair walks off)

<p style="text-align: left;">Zack: 'Sup.

<p style="text-align: left;">Bob: Yes. What is happenin' indeed.

<p style="text-align: left;">Zack: ...

<p style="text-align: left;">(A girl with a ponytail and a green shirt walks off)

<p style="text-align: left;">Rhonda: Always arrive in style to a foreign country, that's my motto!

<p style="text-align: left;">Bob: Do you go by these mottos often.

<p style="text-align: left;">Rhonda: Always have a motto, that's my motto!

<p style="text-align: left;">(A boy with slick, black hair and a blue shirt walks off)

<p style="text-align: left;">Luis: Woah...this place is aMAZing...

<p style="text-align: left;">Bob: Welcome to Japan, Luis.

<p style="text-align: left;">Luis: Thanks. I'm hoping this will help with my college applications!

<p style="text-align: left;">(A girl with purple and black hair and a spiky choker walks off)

<p style="text-align: left;">Brandi: So this is Japan, huh?

<p style="text-align: left;">Bob: Do you like it here?

<p style="text-align: left;">Brandi: I love it SOOOO much, I'm COMPLETELY thrilled...

<p style="text-align: left;">(camera flashes to a Japanese garden)

<p style="text-align: left;">Bob: Welcome to Japan, everybody!

<p style="text-align: left;">Buddy: Woohoo!

<p style="text-align: left;">Bob: This garden will serve as our stage, where the voting ceremonies will take place. There is a hotel nearby where you will be staying. Please select a roommate of the same gender.

<p style="text-align: left;">Roger: Hey Doc, wanna room?

<p style="text-align: left;">Dr F: Sure thing, penguin.

<p style="text-align: left;">Pablo: Luis, do you wanna pair up?

<p style="text-align: left;">Luis: I was just about to ask you the same thing.

<p style="text-align: left;">Zack: Guess that leaves you and me, Buddy. You got any good dance moves?

<p style="text-align: left;">Buddy: Hecks yeah, pal! (begins dancing horribly)

<p style="text-align: left;">Zack: Yeah...sure...

<p style="text-align: left;">Rhonda: Sandra, you and me?

<p style="text-align: left;">Sandra: You got it, sistah!

<p style="text-align: left;">Brandi: Let's see...you seem the least distubing out of everyone here...

<p style="text-align: left;">Yuki: I BITE YOUR FACE!

<p style="text-align: left;">Brandi: Nevermi....(sees Nova and Sapphire agreeing to room) Ugh. I guess we're stuck with each other.

<p style="text-align: left;">Bob: Excellent. Now is the matter of teams. Team A will consist of Sapphire, Sandra, Rhonda, Roger, Buddy, and Zack. Team B will be Dr. F, Luis, Pablo, Yuki, Nova, and Brandi. Please come up with your team names.

<p style="text-align: left;">Sapphire: So...I think we should like name it something totally Fun. We're a fun group of people.

<p style="text-align: left;">Sandra: Team Partay!

<p style="text-align: left;">Zack: I'm cool with that.

<p style="text-align: left;">Roger: (lifting weights) Works (pant) Works for me.

<p style="text-align: left;">Brandi: I have an idea for our name. The Dark decendants of EVIL.

<p style="text-align: left;">Yuki: The Face-Biters!

<p style="text-align: left;">Pablo: The Pirates?

<p style="text-align: left;">Nova: The Yetis.

<p style="text-align: left;">Dr. F: THE TEST MONKEYS!

<p style="text-align: left;">Brandi: We aren't gonna get this decided easily are we?

<p style="text-align: left;">Pablo: Let's have Luis choose.

<p style="text-align: left;">Brandi: Why him?!

<p style="text-align: left;">Pablo: He's the only one that didn't come up with a name. He can choose one of ours.

<p style="text-align: left;">Brandi: .....fine....

<p style="text-align: left;">Luis: I kinda think it would be cool to be a yeti.

<p style="text-align: left;">Nova: Woohoo!

<p style="text-align: left;">Bob: So it looks like we have Team Partay vs. Team Yeti. Thank you for your cooperation. You may now go to your rooms.

<p style="text-align: left;">(contestants leave)

Bob: Join us next time on The Way of the Samurai, where our contestants will face their first challenge!