User:Zorro T. Dracoyena/ZNC Episode 6

Jenny and *gasp* Roxie are sitting at the desk

Roxie: Welcome to ZNC. We apologize for the... interesting... episode that preceded this one. *Notices that Jenny is chewing gum* Spit that out.

Jenny: No.

Roxie: Yes.

Jenny: *Panicked* No! I spit my gum out around you and I'll end up in tomorrow's obituaries!

Roxie: Wha- I'm not gonna kill you on live TV.

Jenny: I know. You'll come after me in the middle of the night. Which is even worse cause I won't be able to see you. Wake up, all I see is a yellow shirt, be like: "Oh no!"

Roxie: That's ridiculous-

Jenny: You made drinkable chicken, girl!

Willy: *As Roxie is shaking her head* Is this gonna be the whole show? 'Cause if it is, I'm just gonna leave the camera like this.

Roxie: Yeah, we're just gonna talk about... mess.

Some guy offstage: Sing "Free Bird."

Jenny: AW! Ted's back!

Roxie: His name's Ted?

Jenny: I think that's what Zorro said his name was.

Roxie: Oh! Do you think we should explain why we're here? *Jenny's eyes got really big* Not that why-we're-here.

Jenny: Then go ahead.

Roxie: OK. So Zorro isn't here because he actually forgot. Louis isn't here-

Jenny: Because he's crying somewhere in the fetal position.

Roxie: No...! The Jehovah's witnesses are in his neighborhood and he and Zorro always chase them away.

Jenny: He was crying in the fetal position.

Roxie: You know, I don't think a horse is capable of pulling that off.

Jenny: You don't know what Louis can do.

Roxie: I don't wanna know what Louis can do.

Jenny: He can use binoculars.

Roxie: *Stares at Jenny* What is wrong with you?

Jenny: We work together. You should know by now. ...Or have no idea at all.

Roxie: Isn't today a scheduled Music Day?

Jenny: *Looks at the paper on top* Roxie...  *Begins to laugh*  Your name is spelled wrong...

Roxie: Say whu nah?

Jenny: It says "Rooxie."

Roxie: WILLY!

Willy's eyes widen and he takes off.

Jenny: Yep, today's a Music Day.

Roxie: Should we sing something? Just so this won't be a complete waste?

Jenny: *Thinks a moment* Carbon monoxide / Makin' me choke / No A.C. / And the radio's broke / Cars backed up / Far as you can see / Seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity / Oh, and just in case you're wondering / I'll tell you where I am / I'm right here (right here) right here (right here) / Stuck right here in the middle of this...

Roxie: Oh, this song...

Jenny: Traffic jam / I haven't move one inch from this here spot / Traffic jam / The freeway's one big parking lot / Traffic jam / My radiator's boiling hot / And I'm stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle) / Right here in the middle of a traffic jam

Roxie: ...it wasn't that bad...

Jenny: Trapped inside / My automobile / Cobweb's growin' / On the steerin' wheel / Now, I'm no genius / But one thing I know / I shouldn't have had that bag of bran muffins / An hour and a half ago / Yeah, and if you need to find me / I'll tell you where I am / I'm right here (right here) right here (right here) / Stuck smack dab in the middle of this...

Still Jenny: Traffic jam / I haven't moved one inch from this here spot / Traffic jam / The freeway's one big parking lot / Traffic jam / Well, I thought we were movin' but I guess we're not / 'Cause I'm stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle) / Right here in the middle of a traffic jam

Roxie: Hey, Willy. You got any more cookies?

Jenny: Stuck in the middle of a traffic jam / Yeah yeah yeah yeah / Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to / Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to / Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper... / Yay-hey!

Roxie: So you don't have any more cookies?

Jenny: There's a yuppie on a cellular phone / I'm gonna puke if I hear anymore / There's a motorcycle zoomin' by me / Watch what happens when I open my door / Now we're all goin' nowhere fast / Well, I guess that's perfectly clear / I left home five hours ago / And I can still see my house from here / So if anybody's tryin' to find me / Well, I'll tell you where I am / Right here (right here) right here (right here) / Stuck right here in the middle of this...

Roxie: Wait a minute, Willy, where'd you get that popsicle from?

Jenny: Traffic jam / I haven't moved one inch from this here spot / Traffic jam / The freeway's one big parking lot / Traffic jam / Now my back teeth are floatin' and my nerves are shot / And I'm stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle) / Stuck right here in the middle of a traffic jam / Traffic jam... traffic jam... traffic jam... woo!



Roxie: We're out of time!

Jenny: We are?

Roxie: *Mischievous look* Uh-huh.

What are you gonna do, Roxie?
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