User:Zorro T. Dracoyena/Why Jenny Hasn't Been Fired Yet

Here we are in the HQ. Jenny is... presumably working at her desk, Roxie is working on some kind of experiment, and Evelyn is sitting at the desk up by the books and is looking through her father's journal like she normal is. The phone rings.

Jenny: *Snatches up phone* Yeah, what?

Evelyn: *Glances up at Jenny. To Roxie* How come Jenny hasn't been fired for that yet?

Roxie: It's been considered. But, to be honest, we'd be in big trouble if we fired her.

Evelyn: Why? She'll beat you up?

Roxie: Well, yes. But there are security issues, too.

Evelyn: *Slightly nods and starts to return to her reading, but looks back at whatever it is that Roxie is making* What IS that?

Roxie: *Simply* Drinkable fried chicken.

Evelyn: The ice cream industry wasn't good to you, was it?

Roxie: *Putting down her chicken drink* Oh, no, the ice cream industry was just fine. *Narrows eyes* Dairy Queen wasn't good to me. *Goes back to her experiment* The nerve of those people with their floating, advertising lips!

Jenny: *Still on phone* No, we do not want to make a donation. WE'RE BROKE ENOUGH, PUNK!!! *Slams phone down*

Evelyn: Exactly what "security issues" are we talking about here?

Roxie: Break-ins. *Evelyn's eyes widen* Kinda like how you busted up in here the other day.

Evelyn: So Jenny could've killed me?

Roxie: Uh-huh. You're a very lucky person. You have no idea how much trouble we have when we get a UPS delivery.

Just then - almost as if on cue - a guy in all black comes "bustin' up in there."

Gangster Dude: *Pulls out gun* Putcha hands up!

Evelyn's arms immediately shoot up in the air at the guy's command. However, Roxie merely arches an eyebrow at him. Jenny lets out a furious scream and hurdles the desk, landing on the would-be robber.

Roxie: *To Evelyn* You can put your hands down now.

Jenny: *Practically throws the guy out the door* And that's why no one picked on me in school.

2nd Gangster Dude: *Comes in* What's goin' on -  *Stops dead and runs back out with Jenny chasing after him like a maniac*

Evelyn: I AM lucky.

Roxie: Yyyep. ...We should go see what she's done to them.

They get up and go out onto the train platform. Down on the street is Jenny and the 2 robber people. The robbers are slung up on a lightpost by their underwear. Jenny somehow jumps up from the street to the platform railing.

Evelyn: ...Jenny?

Jenny: *Crouched down on all fours on the rail* Huh?

Evelyn: Are you a werewolf?

Jenny: Nah. *She springs off the rail and runs on all fours back into the building*

Roxie: She's Jenny. Defy-er of Science and Poor Anger Management Extrordinaire.

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