User:Skull26374/Battle of the Sim-est/Season Two/Truffle Hunt

Truffle Hunt

 * Matt:Welcome back to Battle of the Sim-est. We're at the final five baby!  Last time, we saw the group go on a battle of the sexes scavenger hunt.  Sasha's idea caused the girls to get trapped, leading the guys to victory, and herself to elimination.  Who knows what'll happen next?  Find out right now on Battle of the Sim-est!
 * camera flashes to the girls in the bathroom*
 * Sandra:*tying her buns* We gotta stay on point Makoto.  With Sasha gone I mean.
 * Makoto:OH, I BELIEVE WE CAN DO THIS! WE'LL BE THE FINAL TWO!
 * Sandra:I sure hope so. I wonder what we're doing today.
 * Makoto:I HOPE IT'S A SIMPLE TASK. I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TOO COMPLEX TO COMPETE IN.
 * Sandra:Yeah... me neither.
 * camera flashes to the boys sitting around their cabin*
 * Edwin:Great being in the final five guys!
 * Ian:Yes. I did not really see this coming, though.
 * Edwin:Even you made it far again, Jimmy!
 * Jimmy:Yeah, it's actually kind of good to actually make it this time. *flashes back to getting ill from food he ate right before the final five and shudders*  Ugh...
 * Ian:Well you made it this time. A great achievement, again.
 * Jimmy:Let's just see if I can pull the win this time.
 * Edwin:Yeah... or me.
 * Ian:And also me...
 * All:
 * camera flashes to confessionals*
 * Ian:Okay, it's about time we all realize that only one of us is going to win. Our best bet, however, is to eliminate the girls.  There still will be some tension between us though.  *next confessional*
 * Jimmy:So like. I kinda see now.  I think we might turn on each other.  It is a competition.  And I really want to win this man!  *next confessional*
 * Edwin:Dude, out of all the guys right now, I'm the least experienced. Ugh... *confessionals end*
 * camera flashes to the contestants eating breakfast together*
 * Sandra:*looking up at the guys as everyone is quiet* So... how are you guys doing?
 * Jimmy:Fine... fine.
 * Sandra:Not nervous or anything?
 * Jimmy:No, no, not really. We're great actually.
 * Sandra:Well that's go-
 * Edwin:Yeah! How about you girls?
 * Makoto:WE ARE DOING JUST WONDERFUL!
 * Ian:Well that's good.
 * All:*look back down at their food, and eat silently*
 * Matt:*walking into the mess hall* How's chow for you guys!?
 * Ian:It's fine...
 * Matt:Well that's good. You guys ready for your next challenge?!
 * Makoto:SURE...
 * Matt:C'mon guys. Where's the enthusiasm?
 * Edwin:It's just... early Matt. Yeah, it's early.
 * Matt:I see, it's the final five jitters. You guys should be brave, like Rhonda, Violet, Travis, Iggy, and Jenny were last season.  Go into the battle and come out strong!
 * Jimmy:...I guess.
 * Matt:Just come with me outside.
 * camera flashes to Matt standing next to a large crate by the forest*
 * Sandra:*listening to the squeals coming from inside* What's in there...?
 * Matt:*opens the crate to reveal five good-sized pigs*
 * Ian:... pigs?
 * Matt:Yes, pigs.
 * Makoto:I DON'T GET THE JOKE?
 * Matt:It's no joke, it's your guys' challenge today! Each of you will ride on this pig across the island until you find the hidden truffles.  These pigs are trained to sniff them out so this challenge shouldn't last too long.  It's more luck actually, and if you are nice to your pig.  Whoever sniffs out the truffles is invincible tonight.  If I were you guys, i'd get a move on!
 * camera flashes to Edwin riding through the forest on his pig*
 * Edwin:Come on piggy. *petting it*  If you help me win this challenge i'll give you some mayonnaise.  You make me think of baco-
 * the pig squeals at the sound of the word and charges forward, making Edwin smash into a tree as the camera flashes to Makoto*
 * Makoto:YOU'RE A GOOD LITTLE PIG. KEEP GOING.  DON'T STOP.  PLEASE.  *watches as the pig collapses under her*  WHY DO I HAVE TO BE A ROBOT?
 * camera flashes to Ian wandering around*
 * Ian:You're doing good, pig. Now if you just find the exact location, I can find the coordinates of where we are  and we can find our-  Why did you stop?  *looks down to see the pig eating a couple apples*  Oh well...
 * camera flashes to Jimmy strolling along with his pig*
 * Jimmy:You're doing really great, little fella. Just keep on rolling.
 * camera flashes to Sandra sitting in the exact same spot as her starting point*
 * Sandra:Move you stupid thing! I need this challenge...!  Why don't you just move?!  *kicks the pig lightly, and it decides to lay down and take a nap*  Are you kidding me?!  *sits down near the pig with her arms wrapped around her knees and her head hidden*  Ugh...
 * camera flashes to Matt patting Jimmy on the back, as the other contestants frown, while covered in leaves, mud, and dirt*
 * Matt:The winner is Jimmy! He had luck it looks like.  Well, Jimmy, you get to keep your truffles to go with your dinner tonight.  All of you, meet me at the bonfire in a half hour.
 * camera flashes to the bonfire ceremony*
 * Matt:Each of you has made it far. Farther than some of our toughest competitors.  But only four of you are safe tonight!  *tosses a star to Jimmy*  Jimmy of course.  Then... Edwin.  And Sandra too!
 * Makoto:OH BOY...
 * Ian:Come on...
 * Matt:The last star of the night goes to... Ian!
 * Sandra:Sorry, girl.
 * Makoto:OH, IT'S OKAY. THIS WAS A GREAT EXPERIENCE.  AND HOPEFULLY IT'LL HAPPEN AGAIN.  *hugs everyone as she walks off*
 * Matt:Four remaining. Whose next?  Vote and find out on the next episode of Battle...of...the...Sim-est!