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One Big Dysfunctional Family

 * camera flashes to Edwin, Maria, and Rhonda talking in the Aftermath studio, surrounded by their fellow contestants==
 * Rhonda:I gotta say, I'm pretty proud of ya Ed. Great job.
 * Edwin:Thanks a lot Rhonda! It was pretty tough.
 * Maria:I always knew you had it in you! *rests her head on Edwin's shoulder*
 * Edwin:Well yeah, I always knew too. 🇱🇮
 * camera flashes to Stephen, Jimmy, Chaz, and Iggy*
 * Jimmy:I'd say try again, man.
 * Chaz:Yeah go for it bro.
 * Stephen:She said "no" the first time though.
 * Chaz:So what?
 * Stephen:Well yeah but still... You know what... I'll go up to her!  Yeah boiiiii!  *punched by Chaz*
 * Sasha:Hey guys! *runs up and jumps on Iggy's back*
 * Iggy:Ugh...
 * Jimmy:Oh, hey Sasha...
 * camera flashes to Stephen walking up to Makoto*
 * Stephen:Hey Makoto.
 * Makoto:THE ANSWER IS STILL NO.
 * Stephen:Bye Makoto. *walks away, sad*
 * camera flashes to Jenny sitting next to Ian and Liberty*
 * Jenny:Another crazy season gone.
 * Ian:I'll say.
 * Liberty:Whatever happened to you guys after that kiss?
 * Jenny:Oh... nothing.
 * Ian:We're completely incompatible. I crunched the numbers.
 * Liberty:Oh...   Okay then!
 * camera flashes to Amelia sitting in a corner, reading as Renée sits next to her*
 * Amelia:Can I help you?
 * Renée:Just thought you'd want some company!
 * Amelia:I know how you are. I don't need your company, thank you though.
 * Renée:It's not like people really like you!
 * Amelia:I'm just not very sociable. Whereas you are manipulative so I think I'll pass on your company.
 * Renée:Fine.  *walks away angrily*
 * camera flashes to Sandra sitting in a hot tub with Annie, Aran, and Travis*
 * Aran:The hot tub is really nice.
 * Annie:Right dude?!
 * Sandra:It's just nice to relax after all that chaos!
 * Aran:Tough time, eh?
 * Sandra:Oh you just don't know!
 * Travis:I was in the final three before... I kinda know.
 * Annie:You didn't really do anything though... You just kinda got there.
 * Travis:Well y'know.
 * camera flashes to Matt breaking up the party*
 * Matt:Alright guys, lets get down to business! *snaps his fingers as two big security guards come out and take the briefcase from Edwin*
 * Edwin:NOOOOOO!   But I won!
 * Matt:Yes, you did.
 * Rhonda:And you took what he won. Just like when you took what I won.  No
 * Matt:Yes, yes I did.
 * Makoto:SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
 * Matt:Prepping you guys for SEASON THREE!
 * Everyone but Matt:WHAT?!
 * Matt:Yes, today we will be choosing who is in line for season three and the chance to win one million Simoleo-!
 * Security Guard:Matt. We found these two running around backstage.  *points at the two guards behind him holding Clara and Taylor*
 * Taylor:Let us down! *bites the arm of the guard holding her*
 * Taylor's Guard:Aghhh!
 * Matt:Let them stay!
 * Clara:Sheesh! *glares at the security guards as they walk away*
 * Matt:Now who are you two, kids?
 * Rhonda:I totally remember them. Two girls who got into the studio during an aftermath.  I think they're names are Clara and Taylor and Taylor-.
 * Taylor:Hi Chaz! *runs up and hugs Chaz tightly*
 * Rhonda:-likes Chaz...
 * Chaz:Can somebody get her off of me?! *tries pushing Taylor off to no avail*
 * Violet:Back to what Matt was saying. You're making us compete, again?
 * Ray:That's unfair.
 * Matt:Since when have I ever been fair?
 * Everyone:*silent*
 * Matt:Everyone have a seat! *motions the contestants to a twenty-six-person seated table and begins to talk as they all sit down, Taylor hovering behind Chaz as Clara eats some snacks*
 * Luis:So what are we doing?
 * Summer:O-M-G I'm so excited to see what it is!
 * Spencer:Yeah, maybe I can compete again!
 * Matt:I have twenty-five cards. One for each of you.  I will hand them to each of you face down, and you will flip them, one by one going in the order of seating arrangements.
 * Odin:You said twenty-five... Isn't there like... twenty-six of us?
 * Matt:Rhonda won't be competing again.
 * Rhonda:And why not?
 * Matt:You will be hosting the Aftermath again.
 * Rhonda:But I'm a competitor...
 * Matt:You're getting paid!
 * Rhonda:Oh, sweet.
 * camera flashes to the twenty-five other contestants, Liberty starting the chain*
 * Liberty:*flips her card over* I got a check mark!
 * Matt:You're in.
 * Ian:*flips* Check mark.
 * Jenny:*flips her card to reveal a large red 'X'* I got an 'X'...
 * Matt:Bad luck. You're not competing!
 * Jenny:Oh, I'm SO upset.
 * Makoto:*flips* CHECK MARK RECEIVED!
 * Stephen:*flips* Check!  Yeah boiii!  *punched by Chaz who's next to him*
 * Chaz:*flips* Hey.  I got a check too!
 * Iggy:*flips his card slowly* ...check.
 * Sasha:*whips her card up* CHECK-MATE!
 * Jimmy:*nervously flips over his card* 'X'...
 * Matt:Aw. Seven spots have been taken, there are nine left!
 * Travis:*flips his card over* YES!  Check man!
 * Edwin:*flipping over his card* Check.
 * Maria:*flips hers over while smiling at Edwin, then frowns at her card* 'X'!  No!
 * Matt:Too bad, so sad. Check yours out, Karine.
 * Karine:*looking up at Matt* I got an 'X' too!    Well at least we get to catch up hun'.
 * Maria:I guess so.
 * Spencer:*flipping over his card* 'X'?!  I WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN THIS SEASON!
 * Brendan:Hehe. *flips his over and smirks*  Check.
 * Amelia:*flipping hers over* Check as well.
 * Aran:*flips his card over* 'X'...  Meh.
 * Violet:*flips card over* Check mark.  *sigh*
 * Ray:*flips his card over* And an 'X'.
 * Violet:This sucks.
 * Ray:*wrapping his arm around Violet* Yes it does.
 * Luis:*flips his card over excitedly* CHECK MARK!
 * Summer:*flipping hers over* I got a C-H-E-C-K!  Yay!
 * Odin:*puts card down* 'X'...
 * Annie:*flips her card over* Oh yeah, check mark!
 * Matt:Two cards left. One spot remains.  Who'll it be?
 * Sandra:Are you kidding me?
 * Renée:What? Nervous?
 * Sandra:You wish. *flips over her card as everyone gasps*  You have got to be joking.
 * Renée:Aha! *her face lights up as her card reveals a check*  I knew it!
 * Matt:There we have it! Congratulations to Liberty, Ian, Makoto, Stephen, Chaz, Iggy, Sasha, Travis, Edwin, Brendan, Amelia, Violet, Luis, Summer, Annie, and Renée, you guys will all be competing in another season of Battle of the Sim-est!
 * Sandra:This isn't even fair.
 * Matt:Life isn't fair.
 * camera flashes to the contestants partying, nonetheless as the camera zooms out to Matt's voice*
 * Matt:How'd you like this season? Look out for season three.  Coming to you soon!