User:Googleybear/The Sim Show/Season 2/Episode 2

Matt: What's up guys? If you're expecting a thrilling show, then you're in luck tonight... because it's a thrilling show! Wait, who writes these scripts?

* Matt gets cut off and title sequence runs*

Matt: Well we're back and we're out in the good 'ol country today. Mmm, the smell of burning rubber and the sound of claxons.

Chaz: The heck you on about?

Matt: Welcome to Speedville! The home of dirt track racing!

Ol' Gabby: *In the distance chewing on straw* Hey! Geddoff my land. This is Ol' Gabby's track. Y'all hear me?

Matt: Um no, we can't hear you.

'Elmira: ...So Matthew, what are we going to be doing in this task, exactly?

Luke: Yeah, we wanna know, dude.

Matt: Okay well first off it's Matt, and secondly, you'll be assigned your race-car in which you have to drive round the track 3 times. Feel free to pick up mystery boxes along the way and use them on your enemies.

Dolly: This sounds scary.

Chaz: No, it sounds rad!

Violet: I hate to be the voice of reason, but don't we need driving licenses? I mean, Hopper is only like eight years old. He'll either kill us all, or kill himself.

Maria: Uh-huh, it's too dangerous.

Matt: ... which is why it makes great fun!

Sasha: Mkay, well... which one is my kart?

Matt: All the karts are over there in the cow shed with your names on them. Go fetch it and drive it up to the starting line.

* All the contestants go over to the cow shed*

Hopper: Oooh! I choose the green one! BOOOIINNGG! *hops over to car*

Violet: In that case then, I choose the black one.

Vincent: Umm, people. Has anyone seen Jasper?

Vic: Nope.

Summer: Nope, sorry.

Maria: Oh hey, he's over there. *Points over to the cow field*

Jasper: *Grazing with the cows* MOOOO!

Luke: Oh man, that dude is literally insane.

Sasha: Should we tell him that the challenge is starting soon?

Vic: I think we should leave him...

Summer: Yeah, he'll be in the vote off, which'll save one of us from being in it.

Elmira: Yes, yes. Leave him. It serves the blithering idiot right.

Violet: Well then, I guess we should go to the start line then.

Hopper: YAY! Let's go!

* The contestants get in their cars and drive up to the start line where Matt is waiting with a checkered black and white flag, holding a claxon*

Summer: That used to be my job.

Vincent: *coughing* Ahem-jealousy

Summer: I heard that Mr. Dinosaur Man.

Matt: On your marks... get ready... G-

Ol' Gabby: *interrupts Matt* I told y'all to geddof Ol' Gabby's land!

Matt: Ohh sssh. GO! *honks claxon in Gabby's face*

* The cars begin to move slowly across the start line and then they all start speeding with Chaz taking the lead*

Chaz: Uh-huh! That's it! The Chazmeister is out on front!

Violet: Ugh, someone needs an ego check. *Bumps into the back of Chaz's car and overtakes him*

Chaz: *Swerves off course into the mud*

Violet:

Chaz: *Trying to get his car out of the mud*

Ol' Gabby: Did none of y'all hear me?!

Matt: I guess not.

Ol' Gabby: Oh, Ol' Gabby 'll be back. Just you watch. *walks back over to the barn, going past the cow field*

Jasper: *Looks up to see that the race has started* jmncgfhdbjnkvhjkcbhhd RUN BESSY, RUN! *jumps on the back of a cow and starts riding it like a horse* YEEHAW!

Ol' Gabby: Hey you! Gimme back my cow!

Jasper: Never in a million billion kazillion years! *rides off onto the track and passes Elmira*

Elmira: The... HECK!

Dolly: *still at the start line* Hmmm, where's the drive button?

Maria & Sasha: *both leisurely driving along with eachother*

Chaz: *Gets his car out of the mud and over takes Violet again* Ahahah.

Vic: Oooh, mystery boxes... how exciting. *Collects mystery box and earns a rocket launcher* I wonder what this does... *Uses racket launcher which turns his car into a rocket and makes him fly past they other racers*

Vincent: *Collects mystery box and earns the tornado* This oughta be fun. *Unleashes tornado and everyone spins around*

Vic: *In rocket, but tornado puts him off course and he crashes into Chaz* Ooops

Chaz: *Gets knocked off track again*

Vic: *Gets placed out in front* I'm sure to win this now.

Jasper: *Riding on cow, overtaking everyone*

Luke: O.O

Hopper: What the boing? O.O

Matt: *through a megaphone* JUST HALF A LAP TO GO!

Dolly: *still at starting line* Ohhhhh, you're meant to push down on the pedals. *Pushes down on the pedals and she starts moving very slowly*

Matt: *through a megaphone* OKAY... HALF A LAP TO GO EXCEPT DOLLY

Sasha: *To Maria* Aww, overtake me.

Maria: *To Sasha* Aww no, you overtake me.

Sasha: *To Maria* That's so sweet of you, but I couldn't. You overtake.

Maria: *To Sasha* No, you overtake.

Sasha: *To Maria* No, you overtake

Maria: Okay. *overtakes Maria*

Sasha: Why would you do that?! O.O

Jasper: *Approaching finish line* King Jasper VIII does it again! *crosses finish line*

Matt: *Waves the flag* WE HAVE A WINNER!

Vic: *crosses finish line*

Violet: *crosses finish line*

Luke: *crosses finish line*

'''Vincent: *crosses finish line*

Elmira: *crosses finish line*

Summer: *crosses finish line*

Hopper: *crosses finish line*

Maria: *crosses finish line*

Sasha: *crosses finish line*

Chaz: *In a ditch somewhere near the track* D-d-did I win? *faints*

Matt: Um well, there's not much point showing you Dolly because it safe to say that she's lost... really badly lost.

Ol' Gabby: *Marches back over* Gimme back my cow!

Jasper: ...Okay then. *Picks up the cow, carries it over to Gabby and drops it on him.* Bye-bye Bessy.

Ol' Gabby: *crushed*

Matt: ...Aaaaand that's it for tonights show. Make sure to vote for who you want to see get evicted, the bottome three are Dolly, Chaz and Sasha. See you next time!

Who would you like to see get evicted? Chaz Dolly Sasha