User:Cat5sparkles/Cutey...Pie

Poppy: Hello, and welcome to Cutey...

Chef Gino: PIE! And pizza pie, at that.

Poppy: Who said anything about pizza pie?

Chef Gino: Me.

Poppy: ...? We're your hosts. I'm Poppy, and the man with the mustache and floppy hat is Chef Gino! He makes pizza... Do you like flowers? I do!

Chef Gino: Yes, well, flowers is not the main subject of this show.

Poppy: Well, neither is pizza!

Chef Gino: Grr...

Poppy: Well, anyway, 5 Cute Sims will be competing against 5 Tasty Sims to win a pie. That's cute. And tasty! The last 2 Sims standing will compete in a special contest... That we're going to keep a secret for now.

Chef Gino: Here comes someone now!

(A girl with blue hair in blue ballet slippers and a blue dress skipped up)

Pinky: Hi! Will the pie be a blueberry pie???????

Chef Gino: I don't know! Gosh...

Poppy: Hi, Pinky! Here comes another Sim!

(A girl with tanned skin, a flamenco dress and red hair walked up)

Poppy: Hi! What are you eating?

Maria: A flower. It came with the meal I just ordered at a resteraunt.

Poppy: WHAT?! ARE YOU CRAZY!

(Poppy runs over to Maria and rips the flower out of her hand)

Poppy: I can't believe it! You were eating a poppy!

Maria: Oh. Sorry...?

Poppy: Oh my gosh, Clara Belle!

(A girl with a daisy in her hair with brown hair skips up)

Clara Belle: Hi, Poppy! Hi, Gino! I'm so happy to be here! It looks so cute and tasty and cute!

Poppy: I know right!

Chef Gino: If this reunion is done, I see a Tasty Sim approaching.

(Some guy with dreadlocks and sandals lopes over to them)

Iggy: 'Sup. Where's the ribs? Oh, and I could also use a sandwich...!

Chef Gino: Oh, cooking...! I'll resist the urge and do it later.

Iggy: Aw, man! Seriously?!

Chef Gino: Deal with it!

(A boy with curly blonde hair and a rainbow tattoo walks over)

Poppy: Oooh! Bean! Come 'ere!

Bean Bradley: Poppy! You promised me crayons if I came here!

Poppy: Here! They're flower-themed crayons, red for poppies!

Bean Bradley: Flowers? CRAYONS.

Chef Gino: OMG! Gramma Ruthie! I love her cookies. They'd go great with pizza.

Poppy: Ooh! Cookies! How cute...

(An old lady with a tray of cookies walks over)

Grandma Ruthie: Hello, dearies! Would you like some cookies?

Iggy: Ye--

Poppy: No! Not now.

Iggy: Ugh!

Poppy: Ooh! Taylor! YES!

(A girl with dark skin and black pigtails skips up to them)

Taylor: Hi! My grandpa said that I would be lovely on this show! Don't ya think? Hee hee!

Chef Gino: Uh...sure....? Oh, hey, Roxie!

(A girl with doctor's gloves and a bee costume on walks over to them)

Roxie Road: Hi... Did you all wash your hands before you came here?

(cricket chirps)

Roxie Road: Shame on you!

Poppy: Seriously! I wanted to leave the dandelion scent on my hands... Hi, Beebee!

(A girl with fluffy pink hair that looks like a bunny jumps over)

Beebee: Hop hop! Can you guess what I am?

Iggy: A turtle!

Everybody: ...

Beebee: Um, no. A BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chef Gino: Enough with this bunny stuff! Okay! We get it! You've got the ears and everything! You're a bunny.

Beebee: Hmph.

Chef Gino: Last but not least, Edwin.

(A boy with a yellow and blue Hawaiian shirt comes up, dipping his finger into a jar of mayonnaise.

Edwin: Hey, guys. Mayonnaise rocks!

Iggy: You're telling me!

(Iggy steals the bowl from Edwin)

Edwin: Hey!

(While they fight over the mayonnaise, Gino and Poppy continue)

Poppy: Okay, so. The Cute Sims on my team are: Pinky, Clara Belle, Bean, Taylor and Beebee.

Chef Gino: And the Tasty Sims on my team are: Maria, Iggy, Grandma Ruthie, Roxie and Edwin.

Poppy: The first challenge is.... Cutesy Cooking!

Chef Gino: The teams Cute and Tasty will compete against each other, making a pie! Makoto over here, our very own guest robot---

Makoto: PROCESSING COMPLAINT... I AM NOT A ROBOT!

Chef Gino: Anyway, she will tell us how many points Cute your team's pie is, and how many points Tasty. May the Tastiest win!

Poppy: Grr... And, START!

Maria: So, what ingredients should we use?

Edwin: Mayon--

Maria: No mayonnaise! That's just disgusting. Let's make it a normal, berry pie.

Grandma Ruthie: Cookie berry?

Maria: What? No! Like delicious, mouth-watering strawberries, or thorny raspberries, or icy blueberries, or---

Iggy: Sandwiches...?

Maria: ???

Roxie Road: I must agree with Maria. But, just remember, always wash your hands (with soap) before handling food!

Iggy: Yeah, yeah, yeah! Enough with the boring stuff?

Roxie Road: Well, excuse me!

(Meanwhile, Team Cute is already getting started)

Beebee: This will be the best Bunny Pie ever?

Taylor: Who said it was Bunny Pie? Grandfather told me that there was only Grasshopper Pie, and that if I think it tastes yummy, he does too.

Beebee: Well, grasshoppers are bugs, and bugs stink.

Pinky: Grasshoppers aren't bugs, they're insects, but grasshoppers do stink, unless they're blue.

Beebee: Insects and bugs are the same thing, aren't they?

Pinky: ...

Beebee: Hmm....

Clara Belle: Who cares? It's just going to be adorable, isn't that all that matters?

Bean Bradley: Clara Belle's right. As long as it's adorable, maybe the prize for winning will be crayons!

Team Cute: Yeah! Wait, what?

(Team Tasty has finally gotten started)

Roxie Road: I told you ice cream pie is something everyone loves! And besides, it's cute, so even Poppy might like it.

Iggy: But, there's a whole team devoted to cuteness, so Poppy and Gino might disagree.

Maria: It's not UP to them, it's up to Makoto! And she's a robot anyway--

Makoto: PROCESSING REPLY.... I AM NOT A ROBOT!

Maria: Okay! Sorry...

(After half an hour more, both teams finished, and Poppy and Gino tasted them)

Poppy: Mm... They're both yummy! Don't you agree, Gino?

Chef Gino: UH-HUH!

Poppy: Now, Makoto, what do you think, depending on our opinions?

Makoto: PROCESSING RESULTS... CUTE: 5, TASTY: 10!

Poppy: It looks like Tasty wins! Good job, Team Tasty! Sorry, Team Cute! I have faith in you!

Team Cute: Thanks! (Turning to Team Tasty) Grr...

Clara Belle: Well, good game!

Poppy: Good sportsmanship, Clara Belle!

Clara Belle: (giggles) Thanks!

Chef Gino: Now, every week, two people get voted off (not copying MySims Reality, which was very nice indeed), so be sure to post who you want off, one Sim from Team Cute, and one Sim from Team Tasty in your comment! See you next time!