User:Tardisgirl98/Dogdog: Hero of Main Street

One ordinary day on Main Street, Poppy was crying to her dog, Dogwood. "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! That super naughty Derek stole my flower cart and WON'T GIVE IT BACK!" If Dogwood could talk he would have either said he'd help her or that he smelled jerky. He followed his nose untill he found some Morcucorp raidioactive jerky addressed to Derek. He opened it and ate it. However, due to the radioactivity para-particles, Dogwood's moleculair transdistributifatratisshiation began to shift to an advanced paraphonetical shut down, In short he got super powers for 24 hours. Good thing he saved about 56 pieces for later.

To be continued...