User:Game-fanatic/MySims Reality!/Episode Archive/Show 3/Episode 2

Episode 2/Show Three

 * Matt: Welcome back to MySims Reality! Sorry about the delay, but the producer was bein' lazy...er...*reads notecards* "Too busy thinking of his genius ideas." ... Did I read that right? *some intern in the back nods* Yeah. Well, anyway, let's go on with the show! *pulls up a big curtain that reveals the contestants sleeping* Get your big, lazy butts up!


 * DJ Candy: *wakes up* YEAH! Another day to PARTAH!!


 * Chef Gino: *wakes up* Ugh... how unprofessional! If you worked for me, you'd be FIRED!! *fire comes out of his eyes*


 * Matt: Heheh... good thing I don't work for you... *rolls up to Gertrude and Trevor's beds* *mechanical arms come out of wheelchair and flip them over* WAKE UP!!


 * Trevor: *fell on floor* Egad, man! Granted a massive headache I shall be!


 * Gertrude: Eek! Um... that hurt.


 * Matt: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Quit your complaining. And now to... *everyone looks at Jeremy sleeping* ...Eh, never mind. Wait, where's Violet?


 * Violet: *sigh* *walks forward* Here.


 * Matt: Okay. That's everyone. Now to the disqualification! *everyone sits down on pullout chairs in front of Matt, who's at a podium* DJ Candy you're safe. Along with Violet, Gino, and ... Trevor. Please bring up Jeremy! *two interns lift him up*


 * Intern 1: *lifts Jeremy up by his shoulders* Do you got his legs?


 * Intern 2: Y-yeah. *starts walking along with Jeremy's legs on his shoulders*


 * Intern 1: *drops Jeremy for a second*


 * Intern 2: OUCH!! MY HEAD!!


 * Intern 1: Sorry! *Intern 2: *sob* Sure you are... *they anchor Jeremy onto one of the chairs*


 * Matt: Thanks, guys!


 * Intern 1: Anything for you boss! *slapped* What was that for?!


 * Intern 2: Dropping him on me...


 * Intern 1: That was an accident! *they get into a hissy-fit while they leave*


 * Matt: Anyway, Jeremy, you got six votes, and Gertrude's out with eight.


 * Gertrude: Fine, I'll leave, but you'll all hear from Little Wanze *pulls up a brown beetle-thing with green spots all over its wings*


 * Little Wanze: *foam comes from mouth* HISS!


 * Matt: Uh... okay...


 * Gertrude: Yeah, be afraid. ...VERY afraid... *leaves*


 * Little Wanze: *heard from a distance outside of the building* HISS!


 * Gertrude: *also in a distance outside of the building* AAAAHH!!! Don't pull there! Bad boy.


 * Matt: And now to today's challenge! *leads everyone to a pit of mud with pillars sticking out of it* You will be atop these platforms and you will fight each other with these *pulls up a giant cotton swab* until someone falls off, then the winner will move on to the next challenger, until we claim a final winner. And since we have an odd number of people, the winner of our last challenge, Candy, won't have to fight until the end. Now let's start! *everyone gets a giant cotton swab*


 * Jeremy: ZzzzZzzz... Ooh, is that a giant cotton swab...? *grabs it and sticks it into his ear* Ah yeah...


 * Everyone: Ew! Gross!


 * Jeremy: What? It was needed!


 * Matt: Whatever. *everyone climbs up the pillars to their platforms* Violet versus Trevor, Jeremy versus Chef! Let's go!


 * Violet: You better watch out, I'm stronger than I look! *swings her cotton swab towards Trevor*


 * Trevor: *dodges* Huzzah! It appears that you should be on watch for me, damsel!


 * Chef Gino: Hmm... This shouldn't be too hard, he is asleep after all... *inches his way towards Jeremy* *pokes at him*


 * Jeremy: ZzzzZzzz... Uh... I love you too, frog man... *snuggles up to his earwax-covered cotton swab*


 * Chef Gino: *trying to push him off the platform with the cotton swab*


 * Jeremy: *wakes up* Oh... *stands up* I had a dream I was a ninja once, maybe that can apply here... *goes into ninja-pose* *wildly jabs his cotton swab at Gino*


 * Chef Gino: SQUEAL!!! *dodges*


 * Trevor: Attack I say! *stands firm and salutes* Yes sir! *hits Violet* Good job men! Move out! Everyone, BATTLE STATIONS! *salutes again* Yes, commander! *knocks Violet off the platform* VICTORY! *bows* Thank you, thank you. Wonderful performance, I know!


 * Violet: *falls down into the mud* Ugh! Now I'm covered in mud!


 * Jeremy: I also once had a dream I was an astronaut... *jumps really high and slams cotton swab at Gino*


 * Chef Gino: *hanging from edge of platform* How very unprofessional of me! I am a world-famous, yet I'm losing to... to... HIM! *sigh* *lets go*


 * Everyone: Hahaha! He lost to Jeremy!


 * Chef Gino: *sob*


 * Matt: Okay, Trevor versus Jeremy!


 * Trevor: Prepare to fall! *throws cotton swab at Jeremy*


 * Jeremy: *hit* Wow, am I tired! I should probably take a na-- ZzzzZzzz...


 * Trevor: Huzzah! Now I shall claim my victory! *starts pushing Jeremy off with cotton swab*


 * Jeremy: *falls with his mouth being covered in mud* Oof! ZzzzZzzz... Mmm... buttered toast... ZzzzZzzz...


 * Matt: That was quick! Now Trevor versus Candy!


 * DJ Candy: *starts whacking Trevor with cotton swab* Haha!


 * Trevor: *hit* AAAH! *slams cotton swab against Candy*


 * DJ Candy: *hanging on edge, getting ready to pull herself back up*


 * Trevor: Look! Turntables!


 * DJ Candy: What?! *turns around* *falls* Man! You tricked me! ...And I was looking forward to them too...


 * Matt: Trevor's the winner!


 * Trevor: Splendid!


 * Matt: Okay, now everyone vote!