User:*Kinz*/Total MySims Island

Total MySims Island is a reality show made by Hikari and hosted by the rockin' Elf, Leaf! any ideas?!?!?!??11/?!?!?1?1dwswdwsdq

Red Team

 * Annie Radd
 * Travis
 * Goth Boy
 * Morcubus
 * Elmira
 * Trevor
 * Dolly Dearheart
 * Hopper
 * Dr. F
 * Jenny
 * Roxie Road
 * Edwin

Blue Team

 * Cap'n Ginny
 * Chaz McFreely
 * Brandi
 * Yuki
 * Luis
 * Linda
 * Pinky
 * Jeremy Snoars
 * Spencer
 * Gertrude
 * Maria
 * Iggy

Once You've Gotten Here, There's No Turning Back. (Part 1)

 * · Leaf: What’s up, Rock Stars? I’m the one and only rockin’ Elf Leaf, coming to you live from the set of Total MySims Island!
 * · Leaf: *Background changes into a bulletin board* The unpaid crew chose 24 unsuspecting Sims to join us here, to compete for…
 * · Leaf: *Background changes to a treasure chest* The opportunity to buy the Island, and *chest opens* One… hundred… thousand… SIMOLEONS!
 * · Leaf: Here comes our first contestant!
 * · Annie Radd: *Boat docks* Hey Leaf, I’m Annie. Annie Radd.
 * · Leaf: ‘Sup, Annie?
 * · Annie Radd: Nothing much. Just a RAWKIN air guitar! *Plays air guitar*
 * · Leaf: Coolio. Here comes somebody else!
 * · Leaf: *Boat docks* Hey, Goth Boy!
 * · Goth Boy: Yeah, whatever.
 * · Annie Radd: Party pooper.
 * · Goth Boy: I was forced here against my will. My mom sent me here because I don’t have any friends.
 * · Annie Radd: *Snickers* Your mom sent you?
 * · Goth Boy: It’s not my fault I live in the basement with my mom!
 * · Annie Radd: *Cracks up laughing*
 * · Goth Boy: Stop that!
 * · Annie Radd: *Calms down a bit*
 * · Leaf: Someone else is here!
 * · Luis: *Boat docks* Hey everyone! I’m Luis. If I win, will I get a good college application?
 * · Leaf: Probably.
 * · Luis: Sweet!
 * · Annie Radd: *In confessional * I never actually went to school. My mom home schooled me. She thought the fame would go to my head if I did go to school. *Points at poofy hair* If you ask me, it already did.
 * · Leaf: Someone else is coming!
 * · Hopper: *Boat docks* SPROING! Hi everybody! Hi Leaf!
 * · Leaf: Heya, Hopper! How’s it goin’?
 * · Hopper: Great! My Froggy friends are happy, too! Say hi, froggies!
 * · *Silence*
 * · Leaf: O-okay, then.
 * · Goth Boy: *In confessional* Everybody here already gets on my nerves. So much for being sent here to make friends.
 * · Luis: *In confessional* Nobody here is concerned about their futures. I’m in it to win it so I can get into Harvard!
 * · Leaf: Here comes somebody else!
 * · Maria: *Boat docks* Hey, people! I’m Maria! So when’s lunch?
 * · Leaf: Not until… *checks non-visible watch* Everybody arrives, in a couple minutes.
 * · Maria: *In confessional* I can’t wait that long! The last time I ate was a couple minutes ago! I’m STARVING!
 * · Maria: That’s a loooong time.
 * · Leaf: No it’s not.
 * · Maria: Yeah it is.
 * · Leaf: A-huh… Anyway, here comes our next contestant!
 * · Gertrude: *Boat docks* Hello. Gertrude. Do you like bugs?
 * · Hopper: Yeah, I love bugs!
 * · Gertrude: I know, right?
 * · Hopper: They’re so tasty! *Awkward silence* What?
 * · Hopper: *In confessional* What? I’m a frog. It’s in my nature to eat bugs.
 * · Gertrude: *In confessional* Remind me not to let my bugs out near him.
 * · Gertrude: That’s gross. You eat bugs? That’s ridiculous!
 * · Goth Boy: That’s gross. You like bugs? That’s ridiculous!
 * · Gertrude: Touché.
 * · Leaf: Here comes another contestant!
 * · Pinky: *Boat docks* Hi! I’m Pinky! I love the color blue! Can I be assigned to a blue team?
 * · Leaf: Uh…
 * · Luis: Then why is your name Pinky?
 * · Pinky: What kind of question is that?
 * · Luis: *In confessional* She is definitely not college material.
 * · Hopper: *In confessional* She seems nice.
 * · Maria: *In confessional* She likes the color blue… And her name is Pinky? But seriously, who would eat blue food? Oh wait, I would!
 * . Leaf: *In confessional* We'll be right back with Total... MySims... ISLAND! Stay tuned!
 * · Leaf: And we’re back! Annie Radd, Gertie, Goth Dude, Frogman, Luis, Eater McEaterson, and Pink n’ Blue have arrived. Here comes our next contestant!
 * · Leaf: *Cannon fires are heard* Did you hear that?
 * · Everybody else: Yeah!
 * · Cap’n Ginny: *Pirate ship crashes into shore* Arg, Scallywags! Cap’n Ginny be here! Har har har!
 * · Annie Radd: That… was… AWESOME!
 * · Gertrude and Goth Boy: *Stand there wide-eyed*
 * · Cap’n Ginny: Hai thar Leaf! Ye all ready for a Pirate Adventure for untold riches and gold? Yar har har! Methinks ye all aren’t a shabby crew! Har har!
 * · Leaf: Look out, everybody! She’s INSANE!
 * · Pinky: *In confessional* There
 * · Luis: *In confessional* is
 * · Maria: *In confessional* something
 * · Annie Radd: *In confessional* wrong
 * · Goth Boy: *In confessional* with
 * · Gertrude: *In confessional* that
 * · Hopper: *In confessional* girl…
 * · Cap’n Ginny: *In confessional* Arg, scallywags! I’d have to bite yer necks if you weren’t all over the country! Har har!
 * · Leaf: Here comes somebody else!
 * · Morcubus: *Boat Docks* Mwah ha ha! I, the infernal Morcu – wait, this is not the Underworld Gathering of Rulers!
 * · Leaf: Nope. This is Total... MySims... ISLAND!
 * · Morcubus: Foolish mortals! I demand to be sent to the Underworld for the meeting!
 * · Leaf: It was a scam, dude.
 * · Morcubus: Oh. THEN I WANT TO GO HOME!
 * · Leaf: Once you’ve gotten here, there’s no turning back. Plus, your ride left.
 * · Morcubus: *Looks towards the docks to find his boat has left* OH COME ON!
 * · Morcubus: *In confessional* As ruler of the Underworld, I could BANISH THEM ALL TO THE BOWELS TO THE UNIVERSE! But I am too bummed from being trapped on this puny island.
 * · Leaf: Here comes somebody else!
 * · Edwin: *Boat docks* Hi! I’m Edwin! I love mayonnaise! Don’t you?
 * · Everybody except Ginny: …
 * · Cap’n Ginny: Har har har! Mayonnaise be a tasty condiment, but Mustard be the best! Yar har har!
 * · Edwin: Mustard is good too, but Mayonnaise is the best!
 * · Cap’n Ginny: Mustard!
 * · Edwin: Mayonnaise!
 * · Cap’n Ginny: MUSTARD!
 * · Edwin: MAYONNAISE!
 * · Cap’n Ginny: MUSTARD BE THE BEST, AND YOU ALL KNOW IT!
 * · Edwin: NO, MAYO-
 * · Goth Boy: *Interrupts* QUUUUUIIIIIIEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!
 * · Everyone: *Stares at Goth Boy blankly*
 * · Goth Boy: THANK YOU! Yeesh.
 * · Goth Boy: *In Confessional* I can never get any peace and quiet in my life anymore. It’s quite saddening…
 * . Leaf: Here comes our next contestant!
 * . Linda: *Boat docks* Oh. I hate to presume, but hello. Not to be bold, but it is awful darn nice out right now, don't you think?
 * . Linda: *In confessional* Oh, was that question to bold? I mean, I'm probably the rudest one here!! Oh, oh my goodness. Two exclamation points! You don't mind, do you?
 * . Leaf: Um... okay... It's nice out.
 * . Linda: Good. I didn't want to seem too bold. Oh, that was very bold. I also realized that bold is in bold! You don't mind do you?
 * . Annie Radd: *In confessional* Wake me when she's voted off.
 * . Leaf: ...Okay... Here comes our next contestant...
 * . Jenny: *Boat docks* Hi. I'm Jenny. I'm the writer behind the famous Captain Argon fanfiction? Better known as Argoness4288.
 * . Leaf: Okay. Nice to meet you.
 * . Linda: Leaf, that was very bold. Oh, dearies, I am being bold again. Haha.
 * . Jenny: *In confessional* She is really bold. The reason is is that she keeps SAYING SHE IS.
 * . Leaf: The first twelve contestants have arrived! Will they make many friends?
 * . Goth Boy: I HEARD THAT!
 * . Leaf: Will any of them call Ginny crazy?
 * . Cap'n Ginny: I be get that one all the time! Har har har!
 * . Leaf: How bold is Linda?
 * . Linda: I don't mean to presume, but very.
 * . Leaf: All those questions, and more, answered on part two! Come back next week for the next twelve campers! It's all right here on Total... MySims... ISLAND!

Once You've Gotten Here, There's No Turning Back. (Part 2)

 * Leaf: Last time on Total MySims Island, the first twelve competitors arrived on the island. Annie Radd, Ginny-
 * Cap'n Ginny: That's Cap'n Ginny to you, ye scurvy dog!
 * Leaf: Fine. Cap'n Ginny,-
 * Cap'n Ginny: Thank you.
 * Leaf: *frowns at Ginny* Maria, Edwin, Pinky, Hopper, Jenny, Gertrude, Linda, Luis, Goth Boy, and Morcubus-
 * Morcubus: The infernal Morcubus to you!
 * Leaf: *ignores Morcubus* -arrived on the island. Soon, the next twelve contestants will dock here! Here comes one of 'em!
 * Yuki: *boat docks* Hi! Yuki is Yuki! I wanna bite your face! *giggles*
 * Leaf: Okay then.
 * Yuki: *in confessional* I'm gonna bite your face! *bites camera* OW! Yuki needs to sharpen her fangs! *starts filing her fangs*
 * Leaf: Here comes another contestant!
 * Dolly Dearheart: *boat docks* Hi! I'm Dolly Dearheart, CEO of DressCo.!
 * Hopper: Hi Dolly!
 * Dolly Dearheart: Hi Hopper!
 * Jenny: *in confessional* It's not a surprise they know each other.
 * Dolly Dearheart: Maybe I'll make costumes for all of you if we are on the same team! Heck, I might even make costumes for everybody!
 * Leaf: No, that's okay.
 * Linda: That was very bold, Leaf. You should apologize.
 * Leaf: *in confessional* It's not my choice, but I hope the contestants vote off Linda first.
 * Leaf: Here comes another contestant!
 * Dr. F: *boat docks* I am Dr. F! The F stand for robots!
 * Leaf: Okay. So your name stands for...
 * Dr. F: Nothing, actually. My name is just F.
 * Jenny: That sounds about right.
 * Annie Radd: *in confessional* F has cool hair, and his name is the same as my first report card!
 * Dr. F: *in confessional* I sure fooled them! The F actually stand for ORBITAL MIND CONTROL LASERS!
 * Leaf: Here comes another contestant!
 * Trevor: *boat docks* O, the woe, I have docked on this Island of shame, sorrow, and drama. I was born to win, because my nickname is... Mr. Drama.
 * Leaf: That's nice to know.
 * Trevor: *bows*
 * Linda: *claps* Oh, was that too bold?
 * Trevor: *in confessional* There are many nice people here, and I WILL WIN!
 * Leaf: Here comes our next contestant!
 * Roxie Road: *boat docks* Hi! I'm Roxie Road! Want some Ice cream? *everybody except Gerturde, Linda, Goth Boy, Jenny, and Luis tackle her to get ice cream* Ick! Now I'm covered in germs!
 * Dolly Dearheart: *in confessional* She's wearing an official DressCo. Bee costume! Nice to suu more than one person here wearing DressCo. costumes!
 * Roxie Road: *in confessional* This confessional is filthy! Must... clean... germs... *gets out sponge and rubs the camera*
 * Leaf: *swallows the last of his ice cream* Here come our next contestant!
 * Travis: *Boat docks* Hi! I'm Travis! Aren't phones great?
 * Leaf: I've been trying to get Petal to let me have one, but she says "That it disturbs the balance of elf communication."
 * Travis: Geez, your mom is mean!
 * Leaf: She's not my mom. She's my roomate.
 * Annie Radd: Awkward.
 * Travis: Dude. Your Annie Radd. Can I have your autograph!\?
 * Annie Radd: Sure!
 * Travis: *in confessional* My friends would flip if they knew I had Annie radd's autograph! I'm gonna call them on my new phone! *dials phone*
 * Leaf: Here comes another contestant!
 * Brandi: *boat docks* Hi. I'm Brandi. People say I'm an excessive liar. Never believe them!
 * Leaf: Okay.
 * Brandi: *in confessional* See? I just fooled him now! I am a liar!
 * Goth Boy: *in confessional* She's lying. I can tell. She crosses her fingers when she walks.
 * Leaf: here comes another contestant!
 * Spencer: Greetings! I am Spencer the Paladin.
 * Leaf: Good to meat you.
 * Spencer: Are you an elf?
 * Leaf: Yeah. Why?
 * Spencer: On the game I always play, PallyQuest Online, you can become an elf.
 * Leaf: Really? Can you become a rockstar elf?
 * Spencer: No.
 * Leaf: Then I'm not playing it.
 * Spencer: Dang it.
 * Leaf: Here comes another contestant!
 * Elmira: *boats* Quiet down, punks! Cause Elmira Clamp has arrived! No seriously. Shut your mouths.
 * Everybody: *ignores Elmira*
 * Elmira: *in confessional* Figures. I haven't seen a group with worse posture than these hooligans! Let me out of here. NOW. But be quiet while you do it, I'm not big on noise.
 * Leaf: Here comes another contestant!
 * Chaz: *boat docks* 'Sup? I am the EXTREME CHAZ MCFREELY!
 * Leaf: Are you going to be the EXTREME WINNER, or the EXTREME FAILURE?
 * Chaz: *face turns red* NOBODY CALLS CHAZ MCFREELY A FAILURE!
 * Leaf: Dude, turn off the caps lock.
 * Chaz: Hmph.
 * Leaf: Here comes somebody else!
 * Iggy: Hi. I'm Iggy. When do we eat?
 * Maria: THANK YOU!
 * Leaf: When the last contestant arrives, in a few seconds.
 * Iggy and Maria: That's a long time.
 * Leaf: No it's not.
 * Iggy and Maria: Yes it-
 * Leaf: Are we really going to do that again?
 * Maria: I don't know. Are we?
 * Leaf: Probably.
 * Iggy: *in confessional* I like the way Maria thinks. We both like to eat, we both have heart attacks sometimes, well she might not, but- *has a heart attack*
 * Leaf: Here comes our last contestant.
 * Morcubus: FINALLY!
 * Jeremy Snoars: *boat docks* Hi. I'm Jeremy Snoars. Is it naptime yet? *falls asleep on the dock*
 * Jenny: I'd say that's a yes.
 * Leaf: Now that everbody's here, follow me.
 * Everybody: *follows Leaf, but Chaz and Travis had to carry Jeremy and Iggy*
 * Leaf: Now I will be assigning teams. Okay. Annie, Dr. F, Goth Boy, Hopper, Dolly, Trevor, Elmira, Travis, Edwin, Jenny, Roxie, and Morcubus, you guys are the red team. The rest of you, Pinky, Brandi, Yuki, Maria, Luis, Jeremy, Iggy, Spencer, Cap'n Ginny, Chaz, Gertie, and Linda, you guys are the Blue team.
 * Pinky: *in confessional* Yay! I'm on the Blue team!
 * Leaf: But, before you get comfortable, you guys have to face your first challenge.
 * Linda: I'm afraid that the challenge will be quite... dangerous.
 * Elmira: Relax. It can't be that bad. We just started.
 * Linda: Not to be bold, but you're right!
 * Leaf: *laughs* You have no idea what you're in for... *screen changes to a cliff, 1,000 feet high, with shark infested wtaers at the bottom, and a target*
 * Linda: Not to presume, but, AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
 * Goth Boy: I did not sign up for this.
 * Leaf: How will the contestants fare on their first challenge? Will they triumph? Will they fail? Those questions and more answered, next time on, Total... MySims... ISLAND!!!

So. We Get to Jump Off a Cliff. Fun.

 * Leaf: Last time on Total MySims Island, the last twelve contestants arrived on the island. They were seperated into two teams, and they were faced with their first challenge. How will they fare? Find out on Total.... MySims... Island!
 * Chaz: *in confessional* We get to jump off a cliff? EXTREME!!!!!
 * Leaf: Okay, so you guys are going to jump off this cliff into shark infested waters, and hopefully land in the safe zone where there are probably no sharks.
 * Jenny: Seriously?
 * Goth Boy: *in confessional* So. We get to jump of a cliff. Fun.
 * Leaf: Seriously. First we will play a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors to see which team goes first. Choose somebody to represent your team.
 * Yuki: Ooh ooh ohh! Can Yuki go?
 * Blue team: Yeah, sure.
 * Travis: I just looked up on my phone that most people will choose rock. Can I go?
 * Goth Boy: Just get it over with.
 * Leaf: Alright. Yuki? Travis? Time to play rock paper scissors! Ready guys?
 * Yuki and Travis: Yeah!
 * Leaf: Alright! On your marks... get set.. go!
 * Yuki and Travis: Rock, paper, scissors, SHOOT! *Travis uses Paper, and Yuki flashes her fangs*
 * Yuki: Yuki chooses fangs!
 * Leaf: Since fangs isn't a choice, the Blue team will go first!
 * All of the Blue team except Chaz: *moans*
 * Chaz: Yeah! EXTREME!!!!!!!!
 * Leaf: Alright, which one of you guys is gonna go first?
 * All of the blue team except Chaz: *backs away*
 * Chaz: Alright! EXTREEEME!!!! *jumps off the cliff and lands in the safe zone* Too easy.
 * Leaf: One point for the Blue team!
 * Maria: *pushes Jeremy off cliff and jumpss in and they both land in the safe zone* I'm ALIVE!!!
 * Iggy: She's alive! Woo! *jumps off the cliff and lands in the safe zone*
 * Pinky: The water's blue, so I'll jump, too! *jumps into the safe zone*
 * Brandi: I'm not jumping.
 * Chaz: You're kidding me, right?
 * Brandi: Yes. *jumps off cliff and lands in the safe zone*
 * Spencer: My armor will rust if I jump!
 * Gertrude: Then take it off!
 * Spencer: Never thought of that. *takes off armor and jumps off cliff*
 * Gertie: Yeah, me too. *jumps off cliff*
 * Yuki: Yuki's turn! *jumps off cliff and lands in safe zone*
 * Cap'n Ginny: Thar she blows! Off the cliff I go! Yar! *jumps off cliff and lands in safe zone*
 * Linda: I don't mean to presume, but I can't do it.
 * Leaf: I see afraid of heights?
 * Linda: I don't mean to be bold, but yes.
 * Leaf: I see. But you'll have to wear this! *puts a chicken hat on Linda's head*
 * Linda: I don't mean to interrupt, buy are you kidding me?
 * Leaf: Nope. And the wimpy way down is that way. *points to escalator*
 * Chaz and Maria: *They imitate chickens as Linda goes down the escalator* BAWK BAWK BAWK!!!
 * Leaf: Alright, Blue team. You guys have 11 points. Red team, everybody on your team has to jump for you to win!
 * Red team: WHAT?
 * Goth Boy: I'm just gonna get it over with... *jumps off the cliff and lands in the safe zone*
 * Hopper: SPROING!!! *jumps off the cliff and lands in the safe zone*
 * Dolly: Um... the cliff is kinda scary...
 * Hopper: If I can do it, you can do it, Dolly!
 * Dolly: I guess... Here I GOO!!!! *jumps off the cliff and lands in safe zone* I'm alive! Woohoo!
 * Hopper: Yay!
 * Annie Radd: This is going to be STELLAR. *jumps off the cliff and lands in the safe zone*
 * Travis: Okay... I guess I'm next! COWABUNGA!!! *jumps off the cliff and lands in the safe zone*
 * Elmira: There is no way I am jumping.
 * Morcubus: Oh yes you are! *pushes Elmira off the cliff and she lands in the safe zone*
 * Elmira: Now you jump.
 * Morcubus: Uh... okay... MOMMY!!!!! *jumps off cliff and lans in the safe zone*
 * Roxie: Alrighy... here goes!!! *jumps off the cliff and lands in the safe zone*
 * Edwin: *is seen jumping off the cliff* AAAHHHH!!!!!
 * Trevor: *is seen jumping off the cliff* Woe is me! I'm about to--*lands in safe zone* LIVE!!!!
 * Jenny: *is sen jumping off cliff, arms crossed* Not a word.
 * Dr. F: *is seen jumping off cliff* THE F STANDS FOR SAFE ZONE!!! *lands in safe zone*
 * Leaf: 12 POINTS FOR THE RED TEAM! RED TEAM WINS!!!
 * Red team: *cheers* Woohoo!
 * Blue team: *glare at Linda*
 * Linda: I do't mean to presume, but oh boy.
 * Leaf: Red team, you guys have invincibility. Blue team, our viewers will vote off two of you! So, who will be voted off? Who could it be? *looks at Linda*
 * Linda: ...What?
 * Leaf: Alright, find out next time on Total... MySims... ISLAND!!!