User blog:Riot\AU/I have a tendency to forget the best quotes ever...

Title's true, wanted to put one of Clive's quotes for the blog title, but besides the point. So, recently, I've been dead bored and I've lacked the inspiration to make a giant paragraph. So I dang made this blog so I can rant about villains here. They can be from literature, movies, video games, animation, anything really. Uh, course, I want you guys to tell me who I should rant about, so, please do so. Also, I want to rant about to unlikely not-so-do-gooders without you're suggestions.

Mario. Yeah, you heard me. Mario is the first villain I'm ranting about. I'm guessing some of you people might be ready to shoot me for this, but let me explain. In his first appearance, Jumpman saved his girlfriend from a gorilla. Nothing wrong with that, right? Well, you got it ALL wrong. You see, Donkey Kong, the gorilla, was actually Mario's pet. Donkey Kong was treated harshly, so he broke out and set off to get revenge on Jumpman/Mario. If he was taken from the jungle, put into a cage and treated harshly, doesn't that give him the right to get revenge on Mario? Heck, a ton of heroes have gone to get revenge on a villain and have had to hurt someone in the process, so why not scare Paulina a bit so DK can get his justice? Not to mention, in Donkey Kong Jr., Mario is an official villain. He traps Donkey Kong in a cage again and tries to kill his son and stop him from freeing the beast with bugs (nice plan, Mario). He fails, but hey, every villain does. I also give him a thumbs down because the only time he ever gets beaten is when Luigi is the only one who can save him and when it's in a mansion, full of ghosts, which his brother is terrified of. I also wonder how he got captured in Mario is missing. I mean, the enemies can't even touch you. But that's not villainous, just a bit dumb, so I guess it's just the original Mario that's evil, so that's- I'M FORGETTING THE SPINNING-OFFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mario Party is dedicated to stealing coins and stars from people while mercilessly killing them in a bunch of crazy mini-games that sometimes involve falling from the sky or just praying that you have the luck to stay alive. You can choose your character, but Mario is at the head of it, so all those deadly mini-games are his fault. Then, there is Mario Kart. All those tracks with ridiculous obstacles and all the power-ups crashing everywhere, and Mario is at the head of that too. Dang evil, that's it. Not to mention Mario shaped video gaming, so probably no video game villains would exist if he didn't revolutionize the gaming world. He also would kill Yoshi and some friends in Galaxy 2 and New SMB Wii just for a shiny coin or for a green star... EVILLLLL!!!!!! You don't see Link doing that...

Captain Olimar, Louie and the President are all evil. Not surprising, seeing how Olimar is an anagram of Mario. They all come from a game series called Pikmin. In the first game, Olimar crash lands on an alien planet and finds strange, plant-like creatures called Pikmin. He uses them to find the missing parts of his ship so he can leave the planet. However, he doesn't go easy on them. On his journey, he'll have Pikmin drowned, burned, crushed, eaten alive, thrown off cliffs and even blown to pieces just so he can progress. It is for survival, but he only needed 25 parts to get home, so why didn't he leave when he got all the parts he needed? I wonder... Either way, he not only kills the Pikmin, but he also kills the creatures of the planet so he can get past them with less effort and then use them to make more Pikmin. It is for survival, though, but in Pikmin 2... The President's company is bankrupt, so, instead of actually paying it off, Olimar comes back to the Pikmin planet with Louie to get treasure to pay off the companies debt. So, instead of finding treasure on their own, they make more Pikmin, mind control them with whistles, kill more innocent creatures to make more slaves, use more Pikmin as suicide bombs along the way, feed them to some predators to poison them, make them build more bridges so they can carry more stuff to Olimar's new ship and then they ditch them when they get enough money. Of course, Olimar, being the villain that he is, forgets his partner and goes back to the Pikmin planet to find him. However, Mr. President just seems to want more treasure. Not to mention, Louie probably stayed on purpose, which made his partners work harder and caused them to lose more Pikmin, and when they come to him, he has his own giant monster attack them and kill more Pikmin. So, Olimar is a evil dictator, the President is a greedy business man and Louie caused his company to go bankrupt (did I forget to mention that) and he attacked his comrades and all three caused the lives of dozens and hundreds of innocent creatures. Anyone want to say that they're heroes?

Whee... I made those to long, but it was fun.