User blog:S.T.V.N. 9000/Weirdest, Randomest Dream Ever

OK. So, last night and the night before last night, I had the weirdest, randomest dream ever! So, it was split into 2 parts. So, uh...what the heck...LET'S GET ON WITH THE DREAM! IN DIALOGUE!

PART UNO
Stvn: *playing Guitar Hero World Tour on Wii*

Phone: *rings*

Stvn: *answers phone* Hello?

Luis (not in MySims, one of my real-world friends is named Luis): *through phone* Stvn. Come to this adress...*explains adress*in 1 hour. We are waiting for you.

Stvn: OK. Who is this "we"?

Luis: Your classmates. Remember, that "Lights, Camera, RANDOMNESS!" (If you don't know what lights camera randomness is, go here and it's part 6 of the crazy people movie we made) movie you auditioned for?

Stvn: Yeah.

Luis: The movie takes place at that adress. I'm gonna text the co-ordinates to Binaca right now. Hey, does Binaca have her driver's lisence yet? *background laughter*

Stvn: No. She's gonna be 16 in March. Text them to my driver. I'll give you his phone number...*gives Luis my driver's phone number*...got it?

Luis: Yeah. Bye.*hangs up*

Luke: Did...

Stvn: Luis call? Yeah. He says to meet him and our classmates at...*explains adress*...in 1 hour.

Luke: OK.

Phone: *ringing*

Stvn: Hello?

Stvn's Mom: It's your Mom. Did you call our driver?

Stvn: Yeah. I needed someone to drive me somewhere.*background laughter*

Stvn's Mom: Why didn't you call us?

Stvn: You are at work, right?

Stvn's Mom: Yeah. But, we can drive you there.

Stvn: It's OK. My driver's got it.

Stvn's Mom: Does he have the co-ordinates?

Stvn: Yes.

Stvn's Mom: Thanks. Bye.*hangs up*

Luke: OK. Now we wait for our driver.*bus comes*

Stvn: There he is.*background laughter* Let's Go.

Stvn & Luke: *get on bus with luggage already packed hours ago and buckle up in car*

Stvn's Driver: *drives car*

Stvn's Driver's Phone: *rings*

Stvn's Driver: *answers phone* Hello?

Charley: *on phone* Can you please pass the phone over to Stvn?

Stvn's Driver: Sure. Steven! It's for you.*passes phone to Stvn*

Stvn: Hello?

Charley: Hey, Stvn. Did you know that the Lights, Camera, Randomness auditions where just a scam so every boy in the class was in the movie?

Stvn: WHAT?!?!?!?

Charley: It's true.

Stvn: Thanks for letting me know, Bye.

Charley: Wait. If you tell everyone, there will be no Lights, Camera, Randomness.

Stvn: OK. Bye.*hangs up and passes phone back to Stvn's Driver*Luke, I got a phone call from Charley and he said. *whispers* The who Lights, Camera, Randomness thing was a scam, so all the boys in the class would fell like their winners.

Luke: What? We need to tell our driver to drive us back home now.

Stvn: No. If we do that, then there will be no movie because we were the ones making this possible and know we have to be possible to show up.*background laughter*

Luke: CAN WE AT LEAST TELL THE CAST?!?!?!?!

Stvn: NO!!!! IF WE DO THAT THERE WILL BE NO MOVIE AND THEY'LL KILL US BECAUSE IT WAS OUR IDEA TO MAKE A MOVIE FULL OF CRAZY PEPOLE!!!!!!!*in head* ''Mostly his idea, and maybe Luis' idea. But, what the heck, I'll let Luke take the blame.''*out of head*

15 MINUTES LATER...

Stvn: We're here...

Luke: *checks iTouch time* over a half an hour early.

Stvn & Luke: *get out of bus*

Stvn: Bye.

Stvn's Driver: Bye.

Stvn: Now we just ring the doorbell.

Doorbell: *rings*

Luis: STVN! LUKE!

Stvn: Hey.

Luke: Sup?

Luis: OK. Guys, the movie doesn't start for another half hour or so. So, just enjoy the snacks.

Stvn: OK.

Luke: Sure.

40 MINUTES LATER...

Luis: *through megaphone* OK EVERYONE! THE TIME HAS COME! TIME FOR THE MOVIE! LIGHTS, CAMERA, RANDOMNESS!

Director: Lights, Camera, Randomness, Scene 1: Murderer of the Prank Scene.*movie films*

Stvn: Hmmmm...everything here looks normal, a prefect night!

Sam: Not for long...*pulls down Stvn's underwear*

All: *laugh at Stvn's Underwear*

Stvn: OH YOU ************!*chases Sam*

Sam: *points a laser gun at Stvn*

Stvn: *points another laser gun at Sam*

Jimmy: *points another laser gun at Stvn*

Luke: *points another laser gun at Jimmy*

Stvn: *shoots Sam directly*

Jimmy & Sam: *shoots Stvn but is dogded by Stvn's Pshycic Comet* *both hit by Stvn's Pshycic Comet*

Stvn & Luke: *escape*

Jimmy:*throws Ostrich Egg at Stvn*

Stvn: *throws Ostrcih Egg back to Jimmy*

Jimmy: *throws Ostrich Egg back at Stvn*

Stvn: *realizes Ostrich Egg is a grenade and dodges it*

Stvn & Luke: *combine both superpowers to KO Jimmy & Sam*

Director: CUT!