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Kitchen Nightmare

 * Matt:Welcome back to another thrilling episode of Battle of the Sim-est. Last episode I introduced a new twist, no more teams. The challenge though, was between the boys and the girls in the grossest eating challenge ever. Jimmy couldn't handle it, and the girls were declared winner. Their reward, two of their favorite teammates. Sasha and Karine are back! What will happen?! Find out now on Battle of the Sim-est!
 * camera flashes to one of the cabins, filled with only the guys*
 * Matt:You guys will now only be in the same cabin with eachother. Sorry to disappoint. *slams door*
 * Travis:Sup' guys!
 * Jimmy:Hey.
 * Ian:Greetings.
 * Iggy:Meh.
 * Travis:Awkward.
 * Ian:Indeed.
 * Jimmy:I guess.
 * Iggy:
 * camera shows the guys just sitting there, wondering what to say, then flashes to the new girls' cabin*
 * Rhonda:Hey gals!
 * Liberty:Hi!
 * Violet:Hi...
 * Annie:Hey.
 * Rhonda:So...
 * Sasha:Omigosh omigosh omigosh omigosh! Let's do get to know eachother! I'm Sasha!
 * Violet:We all know...
 * Sasha:I like to throw cabbages at people!
 * Everyone:
 * Sasha:Atleast i'm being spontaneus!
 * Jenny:A little too...spontaneus.
 * Rhonda:I wonder what Karine and Maria are talking about...
 * camera flashes to Karine and Maria in the bathroom, talking*
 * Karine:You what?!
 * Maria:It's not my fault he actually likes me.
 * Karine:Honey, you don't deserve him.
 * Maria:What did you just say?! If you weren't such a bumpkin, maybe you could get him!
 * Karine:What? *jumps on Maria and starts pulling her hair*
 * Jenny:*walks in to see the girls' fighting as Karine's bracelet goes flying past her head* Not again. Girls!?
 * the other girls walk in as Rhonda grabs Maria and Annie grabs Karine*
 * Liberty:Can't you two just get along?
 * Maria and Karine:NO!
 * camera flashes to the contestants in the mess hall*
 * Matt:Welcome all, as you all know. There are no teams.
 * Jimmy:We do know.
 * Matt:And today is the cooking challenge!
 * Ian:Cooking...?
 * Matt:Exactly! You guys will each prepare a dish out of whatever ingrediants you may find in the kitchen. Then serve to our master guest, Chancellor Ikara!
 * Jenny:Is he here?
 * Matt:He will arrive in a few hours, so you'd better start cooking!
 * camera flashes to the contestants walking into the kitchen to find many new, delicious ingrediants*
 * Travis:Why doesn't Zoe ever use this?!
 * Iggy:For torture.
 * camera flashes as the contestants are halfway done with their dishes. Jimmy is seen chopping fish, with a mask on, Jenny slicing pineapple, Rhonda stirring pasta, Ian salting a pot, Maria barbequing bananas, Karine sauteeing beef, Travis stirring soup, Annie cutting chives, Liberty tasting bread, Sasha chopping fruit rapidly, Iggy peppering something, and Violet mixing a salad*
 * Karine:*walks over to Maria* It's still not over.
 * Maria:Go away.
 * Karine:What? *grabs Maria's hair*
 * Maria:Don't touch me! *pushes Karine hard knocking everyone's food onto the floor*
 * Karine:Oh no. *pushes Maria onto the floor and a cat fight starts*
 * Everyone Else:
 * Jenny:*noticing that Karine's pan lit on fire and starts igniting the kitchen* Guys... *points at the fire*
 * Violet:Good lord. Grab them and let's get out.
 * Jimmy:Girls! Fire!
 * Maria and Karine:What? *look above to see the table burning* Ahh!
 * camera flashes to the contestants standing outside with Matt, Ikara, and a firewoman*
 * Matt:So what's the damage, Ginny?
 * Ginny:That's "Fire Chief" Ginny. And it is not too bad, you just can't use the kitchen for a while. Might wanna keep better watch on those contestants of yours.
 * Matt:Well...
 * Ginny:Now if you'll excuse me. *puts on cowboy hat and pulls out a lasso* I've got some varmits that need some rustling. Yeehaw! *runs out into the distance*
 * Matt:I'll never understand that girl...
 * Ikara:This is outrageous! I came here for exquisite food!
 * Matt:Sor-
 * Ikara:Sorry does not help. *stomps of into a limo as it speeds away*
 * Matt:What do you guys have to say!?
 * Everyone but Maria and Karine:It was them. *points at Maria and Karine, still trying to attack eachother*
 * Matt:Girls...whatever, I have a headache now, go vote and meet me at the bonfire.
 * camera flashes to the bonfire*
 * Matt:If you do not recieve a palm tree, you're gone okay. Rhonda, Jenny, Jimmy, Ian, Violet, Annie, Travis, Liberty, Sasha, Iggy are all safe. The final palm tree goes to Maria, bye Karine, we enjoyed your time. Blah blah blah.
 * Maria:Yes.
 * Karine:What?! No way! *lunges towards Maria but is caught by Annie and Rhonda and dragged to the dock* I won't forget this!
 * Matt:*holding his head* We'll see you next time on Battle of the Sim-est.