User:Zorro T. Dracoyena/Round 1: Example Run

Zorro and a Dracoyena that looks exactly the same as him are standing on a stage. It seems to be the ZNC stage but the desk is gone.

Zorro: Welcome to "Fun With Time Portals!" Because I ain't the best at explainin' things, my twin brother, d'Artagnan, will give you a sophisticated explaination and then I will dumb it down.

d'Artagnan: You're so kind. *To audience* You all are free to simply call me Dart. Now, here on "Fun With Time Portals", we will be going back in time via Time Portal to take part in some historic events as well as some not-so-historic events. The Time Portal we will be using is Remix. *Gestures to a tie-dye colored portal that was 10 ft in diameter. A 1/3 of its bottom half was in the floor.* If you get killed while in the past, you will be brought back here where you will continue to watch the others on the monitor. Once we are finished, we will all be brought back and Blade the Dialga will scrub our actions from the text books as well as the people from the past's minds. Only those who participate and those who are watching will remember these events.

Zorro: Snap... So basically, only we'll remember it. You can go as crazy as you want, just try not to actually get yourself killed - it's not fun to sit and watch.

Dart: For this example round, only Zorro and I will be going through. Zorro, where's Remix taking us?

Zorro: I dunno. Remix! Where we goin'?

Remix: December 7, 1941. *As the portal speaks, white words also appear on it*

Zorro: Again?!

Dart: *Puzzled* What is that?

Zorro: You seriously don't know? *Sighs* Pearl Harbor, dude!

Dart: You better not cause more damage than the Japanese this time!

They step through the colorful portal.

Fact: These portals are actually called Temporal Portals, but because so many people thought that meant it was a storm, they are simply called Time Portals.

Zorro and Dart face plant on the concrete of an air strip.

Zorro: *Lifting head up* 7:55 am, December 7, 1941. 183 planes should be coming at us... now!

On cue, a fleet of 183 Japanese planes came into view. This group consisted of dive bombers, fighters, high level bombers, and torpedo planes.

Dart: Ohhh... boy...

Zorro: Don't worry. In an hour, 167 more planes are gonna come.

Dart: Don't worry?!

Soldier: You two! If you aren't doing anything worthwhile, get in those planes!

Zorro and Dart obediantly went over to the two planes that were waiting for them. Zorro was much more eager than d'Artagnan.

Dart: Remember what I told you.

Zorro: Yeah, yeah. But if this plane blows up, I'm goin' dragon.

They took to the skies just as a the airstrip was bombed. After a long while of fighting the two waves, Zorro's plane did blow up. And just like he said, he went dragon. Even if the Japanese had sent the planned third wave that never actually came, they wouldn't have done anything to the jet black dragon that was now flying around. Standing on his hind legs, Zorro's dragon form reached a height of 15 ft. Not too immpressive by other legends' descriptions of dragons, but that's pretty big for a dragon from the Dragon Realms.

Dart: Well, now all of Hawaii is doomed.

Ragnar'rok:  Uh-uh. Just all of Pearl Harbor. *He quickly barrel rolled to the right as the USS Arizona was hit with an armor-piercing bomb that quickly exploded in the ammunitions compartment.* Oh, so that's where half of the 2,403 deaths comes from.

Two 450 pound warheads struck the California while another one exploded agains the Nevada. As many as nine each hit the Oklahoma and the West Virginia.  The two ships sank within minutes.

Ragnar'rok: *Snarling, opens his mouth and spits a thick stream of highly acidic fire that looks something like bright yellow magma. The acidic fire hits practically every Japanese airship in sight and then rains down on the land scape below*

Dart: *Facepalm* Rags, you just caused more damage than the Japanese again...  *The angry dragon flew off, spewing less acidic substances that more closely resembled actual fire*  Here we go again...

Dart and Zorro were thrown on the floor of the studio.

Dart: Well, you did it. You actually caused more damage than the Japanese again. In fact, you destroyed all of the Japanese planes, all of the American planes, every ship in sight including a speed boat, Pearl Harbor, and even Honolulu!

Zorro: But now every knows how this stuff works, so it's all good.

Dart: *Shakes his head* Anyway, see y'all next time on "Fun With Time Portals!"

Zorro: Yeah! We're gonna bring people with us next time!

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