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Episode Two
Patrick: Hey, Vic, whatcha playing there?

Vic: *playing game* It's my new game, Super Bacon Explosion 4.

Patrick: Woah! Can I play!

Vic: Hands off, man! I payed 30 bucks for this!

(Camera moves to on stage)

Samurai Bob: Welcome back, one and all, to The Way of the Samurai! My name is Bob. Today, our contestants will face their first challenge. Let us bring them out now. First, we have the Golden Dragons!

(Patrick, Candy, Vic, Chaz, Lyndsay, and Butter walk out)

Lyndsay and Candy: Woohoo!

And the Silver Tigers!

(Goth Boy, Jimmy, Elmira, Evelyn, Travis, and Violet walk out)

Goth Boy: What form of tortue will you subject us to today?

Bob: Today's challenge will require the teams to work together in order to succeed. But before I explain what it is, we must elect team captains. In front of all of you is a sheet of paper and a pen. Please vote for the one you think should be in charge of your team. You cannot vote for yourself.

Chaz: Rats...

(votes are turned it)

Bob: And we have the results. As Captain of the Golden Dragons, we have Lyndsay!

Lyndsay: Awesome! Thanks guys!

Bob: And for the Tigers, the captain is Travis:

Travis: I can't wait tot ext my friends about this!

Bob: Excellent. As the captains, you will organize your teams for a partner relay race. The two teammates, tied together, must work to maneuver past the obstacles and pass the baton off to the next pair, who will do the same thing, and then again. First team to have the final pair reach the finish line with baton in possesion will win, and avoid elimination.

Jimmy: I love relay races

(ten minutes later)

Bob: Ok, the captains have selected the order. For the Dragons, we have Patrick and Vic, then Candy and Chaz, then Butter and Lyndsay

Candy: (to Lyndsay) YOU PUT ME WITH THAT EGO JERK?!

Chaz: I can hear you...

Lyndsay: Relax, I have an idea.

Bob: And for the Tigers, we have Travis and Jimmy, Elmira and Evelyn, and Violet and Goth Boy

Elmira: Hmmf! There's no way THIS plan will work!

Bob: Everyone get on your marks, get set, go!

(The first two pairs begin to run)

Patrick: They're pulling ahead of us!

Vic: Not to worry, I've seen this game before!

(Vic begins to jump and move around every obstacle with great speed, dragging Patrick along)

Jimmy: Here, Evelyn!

Evelyn: Thanks, Jimmy! Let's go, Elmira.

Elmira: This arrangement of obstacles is so disorganized!

Evelyn: Don't look at it, just move!

Vic: Take this, Candy!

Candy: (to Chaz) Bet you can't get to the next two faster than me.

Chaz: It's on!

(Candy and Chaz quickly make up time lost and reach the next pair)

Lyndsay: Nice job guys! Hurry up Butter!

Butter: Do we HAVE to run? I mean, we're soooo far ahead.

Lyndsay: GOO!!!!!

Evelyn: Go, Violet!

Violet: Yot got it, Ev!

Goth Boy: Why does it even matter? They're about to win anyway.

Violet: Don't give up! We can still do this!

Bob: And the Golden Dragons win the challenge!

Lindsay: Great job, team!

Violet:...........

Bob: Silver Dragons, one of you is about to be eliminated and will not get the chance to be a Samurai. I will see you all tonight.

(Confessional Camera)

Jimmy: We were so close to winning! But Goth Boy's attitude slowed us down...

Evelyn: If Elmira wasn't so focused on the obstacles over trying to get around them, we could have won!

Violet: Goth Boy is such a downer. And I'M saying that.

(Elimination ceremony)

Bob: The journey for one of you is about to be over. I have collected your votes. If you are safe, you shall receive a Chocolate Sword. If you are not, you will take the walk through the Gate of Shame.

Jimmy: Yum!

Bob: The following are safe: Travis. Violet. Jimmy. Evelyn. And the last one is......Elmira.

Goth Boy: So it seems my journey has ended. Oh the money I wish I had not spended. (Walks through the Gate of Shame)

Bob: Can the Tigers redeem themselves? Will the Dragons win again? Find out next time on The Way of the Samurai!