User:Skull26374/Battle of the Sim-est/Season Five/Misdirection

Misdirection

 * Matt:Hey and welcome back to another fantastic episode of Battle of the Sim-est! Last time, we watched our teams unchain themselves from each other in their challenge. Aran and Clara pulled their first victory while Brendan and Gertrude fell in last. In a surprising strategy, the winners threw Ian and Yvette against Brendan and Gertrude and what do you know? Smartypants and Ms. Mime are out! Who could possibly be out next? Find out right now on Battle of the Sim-est!
 * camera flashes to Aran, Brendan, Chaz, Edwin, and Jenny sitting in a room with their partners*
 * Chaz:We totally need an alliance guys.
 * Aran:Haha, what?
 * Brendan:It's not like we're all exactly the closest friends. Well Jenny and I atleast.
 * Chaz:Okay no, hey. I have this feeling in my gut. This is really going to work. I've got the fitness. Aran's got strategy. Brendan and Jenny got brains and strategy. Edwin's won this thing before. We got top five easy!
 * Jenny:It's going to work because you have a feeling in your gut...?
 * Taylor:I think Chaz is right!
 * Brendan:Taylor, if Chaz told you that there's a part of Spookane made entirely of jelly you'd believe it.
 * Taylor:
 * Clara:I'd settle for an alliance. Taylor and I work well together.
 * Rob:I don't care for any of you so, no.
 * Jenny:We'll do it, because he doesn't want to.
 * Rob:
 * Gertrude:If it guarantees we have one-third of the competition on our side we should.
 * Brendan:Yeah, I know.
 * Edwin:Well... Crystal?
 * Crystal:*rolls her eyes and nods*
 * Chaz:We got this.
 * Taylor:Yay! *hugs Chaz tightly*
 * camera flashes to some of te confessionals*
 * Brandi:We overheard our dear friends plotting against everyone.
 * Blaine:How very rude of them. It'd be a shame if everyone else were to ever find out. *next confessional*
 * Pinky:I have like a really good feeling about today.
 * Hopper:I had a vision about it! SPROING! *next confessional*
 * Stephen:So psyched for today's challenge. Yeah boiiii!
 * Beebee:*frowns at Stephen* Please don't start with that again. *next confessional*
 * Liberty:I really hope we can win today.
 * Clayton:Y-yeah. *next confessional*
 * Rob:I still don't believe the alliance is the right thing to do.
 * Jenny:I don't care. *confessionals end*
 * camera flashes to the teams standing next to the teams standing with Matt in a field. 15 paint guns can be seen next to 15 life-sized targets. Each with an outline for someone and 4 targets around them*
 * Rhonda:This looks fun.
 * Flipper:Target practice is my thing guys. Give up while you can.
 * Cedella:'Zis is why you are my partner. You know what you are doing.
 * Flipper:Well I don't mean to brag. Heck, yeah I do.
 * Matt:Settle down settle down. Today's challenge, yes. Each team will have one shooter and one target. The person standing in the middle of the targets will guide their shooter with directions of where the targets are.
 * Travis:We can see...
 * Penelope:Travis no, why'd you ask.
 * Matt: About that. The shooter will be blindfolded. Be sure to choose someone who can take directions nicely. Go!
 * camera flashes to all 15 pairs setting up. The shooters are: Aran, Brandi, Brendan, Flipper, Chaz, Edwin, Rob, Jimmy, Clayton, Pinky, Ray, Rhonda, Dolly, Stephen, and Travis*
 * Jimmy:Noelle, you alright?
 * Noelle:Y-yeah... Just trying to figure out the distance.
 * Jimmy:It's fine. Take it slow.
 * Blaine:Up, stop. Left, stop. Down, stop. Right, stop. Shoot. *watches as a paintball hits the target to the left of his face* Great.
 * Brandi:My dad's a cop.
 * Blaine:Ah, I see.
 * Dolly: Come on Spence.
 * Spencer:Up, right, up. Shoot! *feels a paintball hit his helmet* Okay maybe a little more to the right...
 * Hopper:Come on Pinky! Up, up, up more!
 * Pinky:Hopper I'm trying!
 * Hopper:Shoot! *watches a paintball shoot right at his face, hitting his cheek* Ow!
 * Raven:*smirking* Down... stop. To the right a little. Shoot. *watches the target hit her side* Very nice.
 * Ray:I try.
 * Blaine:We got it!
 * Brandi:Woo!
 * Matt:Blaine and Brandi are the winners! Keep going others!
 * camera flashes by as the finished contestants frown at Blaine and Brandi. Jimmy and Noelle and Hopper and Pinky are the remaining two pairs*
 * Noelle:Okay... one more.
 * Jimmy:Come on Noelle. We can do it.
 * Noelle:Okay... right. Down... *sweating*
 * Hopper:Come on Pinky one more!
 * Pinky:I'm trying!
 * Noelle:Left... Okay... Up... stop... Shoot... *shuts her eyes*
 * Matt:Congrats Jimmy and Noelle, you guys are safe. Pinky and Hopper, arena for you!
 * Jimmy:*hugs Noelle* You did great!
 * Hopper:Dang it Pinky!
 * Pinky:How is it my fault?
 * Matt:Blaine, Brandi, who will it be?
 * Brandi:Edwin and Crystal. They are one of the toughest teams so might as well play strategic.
 * camera flashes to both bottom teams standing next to Matt in the arena*
 * Matt:In today's duel, the newbies will be hanging above. The veterans must shoot an arrow, through the rope holding them to drop them. Don't worry, the main rope is far below them. Go!
 * Crystal:*nods at Edwin* Go.
 * Edwin:*shoots an arrow as it misses completely*
 * Hopper:Come on Pinky come on come on!
 * Pinky:O-M-G Hopper shut up.
 * Hopper:Come on come on come on!
 * Edwin:*shoots another arrow, barely missing*
 * Pinky:*shoots an arrow far off*
 * Hopper:Come on!
 * Pinky:You know what?! *loses focus of her arrow and shoots it sideways, cutting through Edwin's rope, dropping Crystal* WHAT?
 * Matt:Congrats Edwin and Crystal, you are safe!
 * Pinky:This. Ugh. Good luck guys! *walks out*
 * Hopper:Come on, come on, come on! *runs out after Pinky*
 * Matt:Interesting eh? Catch us next time on Battle...of...the...Sim-est!