User:Toystory3rox/Training (part 1)

==At the Isle of Magi ==

Marlon: Welcome Back to The Next Wandoiler! Last show, we found the last 6 of the group of 12 that will be competing in this competion!

Wendalyn: If you need a reminder, they are Bean, Dolly Dearheart, Travis, Summer, Buddy, Liberty -

King Roland - Jimmy, Grandma Ruthie, Gor-

Wendalyn: -don, Elmir-

King Roland: -a, Blaine,

Wendalyn: -and Yuki!

Marlon: Those are my two lovely co-hosts, Wendalyn and King Roland. This is the first episode they've been together, and there kinda fighting over who gets more of the spotlight...

(in another corner of the room)

King Roland: I WAS THE CO-HOST FIRST!

Wendalyn: I HAVE MAGIC POWERS! I DESERVE MORE SPOTLIGHT!

King Roland: WHY? MARLON HAS THEM TOO, AND HE'S MORE ADVANCED IN WIZARDRY THAN YOU!!!!!!!!

Wendalyn (very offended): WELL, YOU'RE FAT, MR. CUPCAKES!

(King Roland get's very offended)

Elmira: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

(they quiet down)

Marlon: Thanks, Elmira. And, you two, apologize to each other.

King Roland: I'm -

King Roland whispers: not

King Rolland: -sorry.

Wendalyn (crossing her fingers): I promise I will always regret doing that to you.

Marlon: Okay, back to the important stuff, here are our contestants

(he points to an isle of 12 sims)

Wendalyn: THey are all -

King Roland (quickly): in the competition to become the next wandoiler. 1st place gets an eternal all expenses paid trip throughout the islands to help people that can stop or have a break any time you want. 2nd place-

Wendalyn (quicker): gets to travel with the 1st place person with their magic bag. 3rd-

King Roland (chipmunk-quick): place gets to travel with them, too, being MY royal messenger on the journey.

Marlon: Do I have to fire both of you?

Wendalyn: nope. Only him.

King Roland: nope. ONly her.

Marlon: ANYWAY, having the 1st place prize has many things to it, many skills and strategies to learn, all which we will learn after the break!

(commercials)

Mana and Using Wands
Marlon: We're back! Anyway, through the past decades Wandoilers have held their powers in one thing: Wands. Wands contain objects of which can help people, but powering the want can be a little trouble. ONly a special essence called mana can be used to power a wand...

Summer: Go Mana! M. A. N. A.!

Blaine: Will you SHUT UP!

Bean: Ooohhhhhhhhhhh...I think I found some mana! Is it that, way up in the tree?

Elmira: Those are apples, genius.

Bean: I'm talking about that shiny thing, not those apples.

Elmira: That's light, genius.

Marlon: Actually, the boy is correct-

Liberty (giggling)-and Elmira was wrong! hee hee!

Elmira: SHUT UP!!!!!!!

Gordon: I thought you said never to end a sentence with an exclamation point...

Marlon: Okay, be quiet, please-

Blaine and Elmira simultaneously: THANK YOU!!!!!!

Marlon: Your welcome, but yes, Bean was correct, that stuff IS mana. And only mana can power the wand to do amazing things! Mana can be found in a couple ways, by weed pulling, tree shaking, or mining! To weed pull, just shake a weed. EIther essences, which we'll get to later, or mana will come out! Same thing with trees. Mining, just go to a rock, take out a pickaxe, and...mine! It's easy mana! Now, it's time to go mana searching! I have 1,000,000 mana around this island...lets see who gets the most!

(THey go mana searching)

Bean: Hey, this is easy!

Dolly: Yeah, Bean! It is!

Summer: Gimme an F! F! Gimme a U! U! Gimme an N! -

Elmira: Shut up! (muttering) I hate fun people. They think they're "so cool" Well guess what, people?(she yells) YOU'RE NOT! YOU'RE NOT! YOU'RE NOT!

(she repeats the 'you're not!' rant for a couple minutes.)

(all the other people heard was YOU'RE NOT! YOU'RE NOT! repeated for around 2 minutes.)

(Summer turns to Bean and Dolly)

Summer (over Elmira's rant): I think we need to get her to the hospital...

to be continued...