User blog:Zordon123456789mlw7/Twilight Sucks!

That is pretty self explanitory! There are only 3 good vampires:

Yuki



Blaine



and (I may have spelled it wrong) Neusfareitu

OK, if the whizzbags eat 20lb. of pie while skydiving into a vat of lard butting with purple playdo monkeys who like to eat Zeldas and is jogging with Paco andwhich AU next to a cliff that won't stop saying "Alone. Alone. Alone. Alone Alone Alone Alone. Alone Alone Alone Alone. AloneAloneAloneAlone." while they sun the moon that Arceus is milking red tree pandas on, whick yugioh card can digivolve into a Power Ranger and lose a Xiaolin Showdown with my little cousin David?