User:Zorro T. Dracoyena/ZNC Episode 5

Louis and Jenny are sitting at the desk.

Louis: Welcome to the freakin' shortest episode of ZNC.

Jenny: We didn't need that 3rd chair.

Louis: No we did not, as it seems that Zorro has calmed down a bit, but didn't come anyway. As a result, Music Days have been switched to every 3rd episode instead of every other episode, the "Free Bird" guy isn't here at the moment - which is actually a good thing - and we are no longer doing the "Word on the Street." *Leans forward* You see what you caused, Zorro?

Jenny: Yep, Killer just wasn't into it and went back to his job as the sports guy on D&Z. d'Artagnan is still under house arrest, though, so we have no idea how that's turning out.

Cameran (the camera guy): So there's no point to this?

Louis: Noooottt... really.

Cameran: Man, I quit!

Jenny: You can't quit! Because you're fired!!!

Louis: JENNY!!!

Cameran: Good! *Storms out*

Louis: *Staring* I have no idea what just happened...

Jenny: I never know what just happened.

Louis: *Sigh* OK. Willy. *Willy just walked into the general area near the camera* You're in charge of the camera.

Willy: Where's Cameran?

Jenny: He died.

Louis: What?! No, he quit.

Jenny: Uh-uh! I fired him!

Louis: *Rubs his temples with his hooves*

Willy: If the camera's just gonna look at you the whole time, why do I need to do anything?

Louis: ...

Willy: Louis?

Louis: ...

Jenny: Dude! *Shakes the horse*

Louis: What?!

Jenny: What's your deal?

Louis: I'm outta here. *Leaves*

Jenny: Wow. The disaster this show has turned into.

Willy: Should we end right now?

Jenny: Yeah, prob'ly.

...Wow.
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