User:Pinkydarn/Sim Idol

Characters:

Judges:

Morcubus

Gordon

Selena

Singers:

You shall see...

Sim Idol pt. 1
Michelle: We are live outside the building where contestants are being judged to see if they have the voice, the style, the pizzazz that every super-star has!!

Matt: You made a rhyme, Michelle! That's right, folks!! soon we're gonna have another great singer on our hands!! As you all can see, thee are OODLES of fans waiting to hear our audtions sing and i'm sure there are plenty more at home watching!! Let's see what they're up to in there...*scene changes to Sim idol audition room. Judges, Morcubus, Gordon, and Selena are sitting behind a desk*

Gordon: okaaay.... first contestant!! *Beebee enters the room*

Beebee: hi guys!! omigosh omigosh omigosh!! i watch this show, like, ALL the time with my boyfriend, Prezzy!!

Morcubus: Prezzy?

Beebee: Yeah! his name is Preston though. i think i should quit calling him that cuz when i do his face turns red and he makes his hands into fists and grits his teeth and says--

Morcubus: just tell us what your going to sing.

Beebee: YAAAY! ok, i want to sing...wait, um...

Morcubus: ok, come back when you figure it out. NEXT!!

Beebee: no!! i got it!! i wanna sing "Money Honey" by Lady Gaga...i changed some of the lyrics... this is for Prezzy. Cuz he's RIIIIICH!!

Morcubus: ....

Beebee: that's P-R-E-Z-Z-Y oh Prezzy, why? Hey i love the jam, the eyes, and the mansion, oh yeah!!

Morcubus: o_O

Beebee: ..And i enjoy the gifts and the visits from the agents, oh--

Morcubus: that's enough.

Beebee: but i wasn't finished!!

Morcubus: Tell someone who cares!

Beebee: can you at least tell me my score?

Morcubus: What is this, a video game?! there is no score!! We judge you and if you suck you get thrown out and--

Selena: Be quiet Morcubus!!

Morcubus: Hmph *sarcastically* yes, dear.

Selena: Beebee, I think you did a great job, I say yes, however, if your going to be a star, I'm afraid the bunny ears have to go.

Beebee: But I'm the Bunny Princess!! Oh well!! i can live without them!!

Gordon: well, you're voice... it's....um... Uh--

Morcubus: --Like a chipmunk's voice.

Gordon: Something like that. My answer is....

Morcubus: *hums the jeopardy song*

Gordon: I say.........no. I'm sorry.

Beebee: It's ok.

Morcubus: .....................You look like you just came out of the dryer.

Beebee: OMG!! Preston said that, too!! I take it as a compliment cuz he gets really happy when his blanket gets taken out of the dryer. He said it's really fluffy and cuddly and to leave him alone when he goes into his room and he must mean that I'M really fluffy when he says--

Morcubus: No.

Beebee: *wails* I have a terrible voice!! i should've listened to my dad!!!

Morcubus: SERIOUSLY?!

Beebee: *walks out of room crying*

Morcubus: NEXT!!! *Trevor enters room*

Trevor: *bows* Trevor. Trevor Verily. Hello, thy dearest Gordon, and lovley Lady Selena. Oh, 'sup Morcubus?

Morcubus: ...

Trevor: Today I shall singeth thy favorite song, Love Story, by Taylor Swift.

Morcubus and Gordon: *snickers*

Trevor: *ahem* Ok, p.s. i don't know all the lyrics so i'll sing off of what i know, mm'kay?

Morcubus and Gordon: ....

Trevor: So i sneak out to the garden to see you, we keep quiet 'cause we're dead if they knew so close your eyes, escape this town for a little while. 'Cause you were Romeo and I was a scarlet letter and my daddy said stay away from Juliet. But you were everything to me and I was begging you please don't go-o-o! and I said 'Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone--

Gordon: stop

Trevor: 'Cause I'll be waiting all there's left to do is run--

Selena: It's quite time you stop--

Trevor: YOU'LL BE THE PRINCE AND I'LL BE THE PRINCESS!! It's a love story, baby just sa-ay--

Gordon: please stop--

Trevor: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!

Morcubus: SHUT UP!!

Trevor: No need to yell.

Morcubus: Selena, tell him what you think.

Trevor: My heart needs to be in the spotlight!! Go on!

Selena: Well... you'd make an awesome actor. THAT'S for sure. So you could try out for that instead. I'm sorry, but no.

Treovr: 'Tis ok, dear.I would say no as well. Gordon, what is your--

Gordon: no.

Trevor: o-ok... Morcubus?

Morcubus: Get outta here!!

Trevor: *pretends to die*

Morcubus: clean up on isle idiot.

Selena: he's not an idiot.

Gordon: YOUR not stuck on a scrawny little island with this guy. All i hear 24/7 is "OH THE HORRORS!! OH THE SHAME!! NOOOOO!!!!!" and that's the part when he pretends to die....again.

Morcubus: Get this guy out of here.

Trevor: I'm out.

Gordon: good. *scene switches back to the outside of the building*

Michelle: Aaaaaalrighty, folks!! That's what's up on Sim Idol!!

Matt: And I...see a porta-potty!!

Michelle: Ok then...