User:Zorro T. Dracoyena/Part-time Job

Jenny, Roxie, and Zorro are standing behind a counter and are wearing Burger King uniforms

Jenny: Why are we doing this?

Roxie: Because you completely KILLED our money.

Jenny: Well, maybe if SOMEBODY didn't throw every single letter opener I got in the ceiling...

Zorro: I can't help being afraid of ceilings.

Roxie: But 37 letter openers? Why didn't you just get a ladder and pull them out of the ceiling?

Jenny: Have you not looked at our vaulted ceilings? I'd need a dang cherry picker to get up there!

Zorro: How are you gonna get a cherry picker in the HQ?

Jenny: I don't know-

Customer 1: Excuse me?

Jenny: *Glares at Maria* Can't you see we're havin' an arguement? Don't interrupt. Rude.

Roxie: Girl, you better take her order.

Jenny: *Irritated sigh* Welcome to Burger King, where we'll do it your way, but don't get crazy.

Maria: Right... Can I have a number 6 with a cookies and cream milkshake?

Jenny: *As Roxie goes to get a number 6* You sure you don't wanna Coke?

Maria: Pardon?

Zorro: Man, now I gotta get that ice cream out, put some cookies all up in it, and I don't know how ta use that blender! They got me pressin' all these crazy buttons - No, you gonna have a Coke.

Jenny: *Over mic* I need a number 6 with a large Coke. Next!

Jimmy: *Walks up to the counter* Hi, can I get a number 3 with no cheese... no tomato... and no... lettuce?

Zorro: Dang, anything else?

Jenny: *Over mic* I got a complicated order. I need a number 3 with no cheese. No tomato. And n-

Jimmy: No, wait. I'm sorry, but-

Jenny: Boy, can't you see me puttin' in your order? Don't interrupt. Rude. And no lettuce, das it. What?

Jimmy: I changed my mind about the cheese.

Jenny: Oh, now you want cheese? NOW you want cheese? You see me puttin' in your order, why don't you say nothin' in the first place?

Jimmy: I tried, but...

Zorro: Uh-uh, no. Don't you get loud with us. DON'T you get LOUD with us. Suh-curity? Suh-curity! This dude need ta go, he need ta go. Need ta go. Thank you.

Summer: *Approaches the counter* Hi, can I get a number 5 with a boneless, skinless chicken that is slightly seasoned?

Jenny: WHAT?! Suh-curity! Suh-curity, she need ta go, need ta go.

Roxie: Jenny! Zorro! You can't call security just because someone's order is complicated!

Jenny: She was tryin' ta fight me, Roxie.

Zorro: Fight da Man!

Jenny: ...You're callin' me a man?

Zorro: I never said that.

A rugged Dracoyena that was almost identical to Zorro came in.

Jenny: Whachoo doin' here?

Xolgrim: I ain't under house arrest anymore.

Roxie: *Leans towards Zorro* I thought d'Artagnan was under house arrest.

Zorro: Yeah, he's taking my punishment.

Roxie: o_o

Xolgrim: Lemme get a number 3, and instead of fries, lemme get some onion rings.

Jenny: That's it? Roxie, gimme a beat!

Roxie: *Starts beatboxing*

Jenny: *Rapping* On my mic is a queen, now listen to me sing, he wants a number 3, super sized onion rings.

Zorro: He can come out the house with no ankle bracelet on, but he's got 2 strikes, so don't get his order wrong.

Jenny: After bein' in the house for several days, he came to Burger King where we'll do it your way! Hey!

They all start dancing.