User:Vaulklen6/MySims LOST/Episode Archive/Season 1/Rub-Out Shakeout

Episode 15: Rub-Out Shakeout
'''The following episode contains a very serious Leaf that can send you right into the air if you perform one wrong move. Just kidding, he won't. But he's one heckuva sim who can pack one painful kick.'''

'''Also, the following episode contains content that involves in paintball tranquilizers...? Is that even a real thing at all?'''

Leaf: Last time on MySims LOST...it was pretty boring, I should say. It's a regular episode...so don't ask me to tell you what happened. You know what happened. So yeah, it's a regular episode, whatever. Anyway, let's ju-

Producer: Can YOU tell me what happened?

Leaf: Ha ha ha. Very funny.

Producer: No, I'm serious. Can you tell me what happened last time on MySims LOST.

Leaf: Get out. *points to the left*

Producer: I'm a producer!

Leaf: No one cares!


 * The producer leaves the tent.

Leaf: He's really not a producer, he's our lazy grip. Anyways, we've also concluded the second week of MySims LOST! Sweet! We're on to week three! Awesome, awesome, awesome! Now, we have a problem. The fact that this is a show of survival, we actually got caught in the act of stardom. Tension's supposed to build up during week two. But...that kinda went down a notch. So this week, survival is key as of now. No jokes or anything like that! This is serious business! You'll see why... *holds a paintball tranquilizer*


 * Camera flashes to the boys' dorm. Every male in the room is sleeping until...

HONK!!!

Chaz: What the...?!

Ray: Huh?!?!

Preston: Wha- *bumps head on the other bunk of his bunk bed* Ow...

Aran: What's up with that elf?


 * The honking stops.

Leaf: *via blowhorn* Get your lazy toy boxes here, guys and gals! A challenge is about to begin!


 * Camera flashes to the contestants and the hosts at the main site.

Leaf: Alright, you filthy scoundrels of hard-headed gum-chewing swines, the name's Colonel Leaf.


 * Leaf is wearing a soldier hat with a camo suit on.

Chaz: Hahahahaha! You look like a dork!

Leaf: *goes to Chaz* One more word and it's spankin' time by your mother's secret admirer, understand me?!

Chaz: You don't scare me. I'm an all time- *gets slapped by Leaf* So all you do is slap?

Leaf: No. But I can also do...


 * Leaf sends Chaz flying into the air by kicking him with furious might.

Leaf: This ain't a family show, kids. This is serious business! Now, if you want to act like that chump, I suggest you hold your underwears very tight! This is one heckuva challenge! *grabs his paintball tranquilizer*


 * Every contestant was shocked on what Leaf was holding.

Leaf: I told you, the fine print says it all. This time, survival is the only way you'll conquer us all. *aims to Dr. F* You created this baby, right?

Dr. F: Of course, sir! Powered with phlebotinum at its best!

Leaf: Alright, F. You and your team, come here.


 * The Killer Krabs proceed to where Leaf was.

Leaf: And Poison Scorpions, come here.


 * The Poison Scorpions proceed to where Leaf was as well.

Leaf: These guys are my trustworthy people. The other two I'm staring at, you don't have the guts to hold these things. *carries a box full of paintball tranquilizers* So it's best if you forfeit. If you forfeit, you lose. No exceptions.


 * The Killer Krabs and the Poison Scorpions are armed with paintball tranquilizers. They look very pleased.

Leaf: Ever know the game, Good Guys Against Bad Guys? Well this is the game...only with dexterity, courage, and POWER. These three priorities are your goal to winning this game.


 * Chaz, covered in bruises, walks to where the Homeless Islanders were.

Summer: Aww...did someone got a bruise? Here, lemme kiss it to make it feel better.

Chaz: No thanks, honey bunny. I've learned my lesson.

Aran: Shh..!

Summer: What's that?

Chaz: Never mess with a colonel.

Summer: Oh, silly. He's just acting as a colonel. This is a family show.

Chaz: Well, it's not.

Aran: Shh..!

Summer: Oohh...does Chazzy want a hug?

Chaz: I believe I do...


 * Summer and Chaz hug, while Chaz sheds a tear.

Leaf: Alright, soldiers. Get those money-stealing robbers and bring 'em to me! NOOOWWW!!!!!

Aran: GUYS, GET DOWN!!!

Summer & Chaz: Huh?


 * Aran pushes Summer & Chaz down on the ground, while phlebotinum paintballs are shot out of the Killer Krabs and Poison Scorpions' tranquilizers.

Chaz: Ugh! What the heck, Aran?!

Aran: There's no time to explain, we've got to get out of here! Now!


 * Both Aran and Chaz drag Summer's arms, and they went further into the woods to avoid being shot by the paintballs.


 * Camera flashes to Annie and Odin running.

Odin: Annie, Annie! Wait up, will ya?

Annie: Come on, slowpoke! I would let you catch up with me if you run faster.

Odin: But I'm too slow!

Annie: *stops running* Oh FINE... *turns around* You always irritate me, you know why? Because you're too slow! I would've gave sympathy for you if you went to the track meet with me. But noooo, you just chicken'd out-


 * As Annie scolds Odin, he sees a paintball coming towards him.

Odin: LOOK OUT!!!

Annie: Wha? GWAAAHH!!!


 * Odin lunges to Annie and they avoid the paintball.

Odin: Come on, let's go!

Annie:


 * Camera flashes to Preston running.

Preston: Ha! At least I have water bottles to keep me company. *grabs a water bottle from his bottle belt*


 * Preston opens the cap from the water bottle when suddenly...

PWUNG!

Preston: Huh?

Leaf: This is a show to test your limits of survival. Not making us look idiotic. Any water bottles you have there, squirt?
 * Preston sees his opened water bottle spilled and struck by an arrow. He sees a silhouette of someone, but later finds out to be...

Preston: Um...no..?

Leaf: We'll just see about that... *grabs his paintball tranquilizer*


 * Leaf steadily aims his tranquilizer at Preston. He shoots the paintball by pulling the trigger and starts speeding towards Preston, when suddenly...

Flipper: NooooooooOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

SPLAT!!


 * Preston, shocked by this, runs away.

Leaf: Ugh!! *grabs his walkie-talkie* We've got a contestant splattered. Come here and take him to the tent.


 * Camera flashes to the Killer Krabs team.

Dr. F: Alright, we'll have to go Half 'n Half in this one. If we wanna win, we have to go separate in groups. Anybody here with me?

Patrick: Yeah, sport!

Maria: Uh-huh.

Dr. F: Fantastic. Me, Alexa, Rob, and Jenny will take the right side, while the rest of you take the left.

Sasha: Got it.

Patrick: Alright, sports. To the left!

Dr. F: Monkeys, to the right!!

Alexa, Rob, & Jenny: HUUAAA!!!

Iggy: I've got a bad feeling about this, guys.

Maria: Relax, Igs. Everything will be just fine...


 * Camera flashes to the Poison Scorpions.

Professor Nova: Alright, guys and girls. When we see an unarmed sim, we fire at will. Got that?

King Roland: Yes.

Rhonda: Copy that.

Ms. Nicole: But what if I hit my sister?

Professor Nova: Do you want to win or not?

Ms. Nicole: I'm just asking...

Professor Nova: I'll take that as a yes. Hey look!


 * The Poison Scorpions see a silhouette of a person who is unarmed. But the hair...is that?

Professor Nova: You're going down, hairball! FIRE!!!


 * The paintballs go straight towards Shirley, but...

Ms. Nicole: Don't hurt my sisteeeerrrr!!! *leaps forward in front of the paintballs*


 * All of the paintballs shot Ms. Nicole, and she's down out cold. Shirley runs away.

Professor Nova: This is going to be a lot difficult than I expected to be. Move on!


 * Camera flashes to Duchess Beverly and Daniel.

Duchess Beverly: Come on, Daniel! Those nasty things might strike at us at any chance!

Daniel: I'm trying to catch up- *falls down with a paintball splattered on his back*

Duchess Beverly: My BABY!!! *gets sent back by the splattered paintball on her head*


 * Camera flashes to Beebee and Hopper.

Hopper: You know it's not that easy to hop.

Beebee: But I like hopping! It's what the bunnies do!

Hopper: Right... AHYUCK!! *falls down to the ground*

Beebee: Hopper? HOPPER?!


 * Beebee kneels down next to Hopper, and tries to help him.

Beebee: Hopper, are you alrig- *gets knocked out by the paintball splattered on her head*


 * Camera flashes to Ray and Violet.

Violet: Ray, how can we stop this madness?!

Ray: We can't!

Violet: But I thought you-

Ray: I can only conquer one team! Two teams or more is impossible!

Violet: Well, it's not impossible when I'm around. Come on!


 * Violet grabs on to Ray's hand and run off.

Ray:


 * Camera flashes to Aran, Chaz, and Summer.

Aran: You alright, guys?

Summer: Yeah, we're fine.

Aran: Sorry I had to do that. I just wanted you to know what's going on.

Chaz: It's okay, dude. You can forgive us anytime.

Aran: HACK!! *gets stunned by a paintball*

Summer & Chaz: Aran?!


 * Aran falls down senseless.

Summer & Chaz: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!


 * Summer and Chaz try to run, but it's no use, as they were splattered by the paintballs too.

Maria: Booya!

Patrick: Nice shootin', Maria.

Maria: Thanks, Pat. No wonder you're good at hunting back in the day.

Patrick: Don't mention it!


 * Camera flashes to Annie and Odin.

Annie: Um...thanks for saving me, Odin.

Odin: Don't mention it.

Annie: ...Y'know. I'm really sorry for scolding you about your speed. If you want to catch up, I'll wait for you.

Odin: You don't have to do that.

Annie: Of course I'll do that. You're a RAWKSTAR.

Odin: I don't want you to do that for me, Ann. Besides. *stops running* HEY, BALOGNAS! I'M HERE AND UNARMED. IF YOU WANT TO GET ME, THEN I'M THE MAN!!! COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?! JUST SHOOT ME WITH THAT PAINTBALL THING OF YOURS! I'M READY! I'M READY!!!

Annie: *starts to run, but...*

Rob: Where do you think you're going, sweetheart? *aims the tranquilizer at Annie*


 * Annie looks back and sees Jenny coming behind Odin.

Annie: ODIN!!! NOOOO!!!!!

Rob: Zip it! *lunges the tranquilizer at Annie's chin*


 * Jenny shoots a paintball at Odin's back, and Odin kneels and lies down on the ground proudly.

Annie: *about to cry*


 * Dr. F and Alexa come up to Rob and Jenny and see Annie unarmed.

Rob: What should we do about this girl, doctor?

Dr. F: You know the deal.

Rob: On it, boss. *attempts to shoot a paintball at Annie's chin, but...*

Annie: Enough! *quickly dismantles Rob's tranquilizer*

Dr. F: What the?!

Annie *turns around* Gimme that! *dismantles Jenny's tranquilizer*

Dr. F: Stay back! We're warning you!


 * Rob and Jenny went to Dr. F's side, terrified by Annie as well.

Annie: Huff...puff...huff...HAK! *gets splattered on the back*


 * Annie is out cold, and falls down to the ground. The four see Leaf.

Leaf: Need some help?

Dr. F:


 * Camera flashes to Dolly and Poppy.

Poppy: It's amazing that you graduated from university at 10!

Dolly: Well, I'm just gifted, that's all.

Shirley: *runs to the two girls* Hey, girls.

Dolly: Oh, hey, Shirley.

Poppy: What's going on?

Shirley: They got Nicole. And now the Scorpions are onto me!

Poppy: We've gotta hide, fast!

Dolly: But, where?


 * As they ran, the three girls stumble into two sims.

Violet: Ugh...

Ray: Ow, that was unexpected.


 * Violet and Ray see Preston.

Preston: You guys are not down yet?

Poppy: Nope.

Preston: Huh. Let's all form an alliance.

Shirley: That would be splendid.

Ray: Whatever.


 * Just then, a group of sims surround the six, loading their paintball tranquilizers.

Leaf: I can't believe six of you made it this far. Turns out that six can't beat two teams at once. But I've gotta say, you've done quite well. You've made yourself as well as those other whippersnappers who got splattered by paintballs. I'm quite impressed the tranquilizer's made out of phlebotinum.

Dr. F: Don't mention it, sir.

Leaf: Well, anyways, we all win together. Soldiers, aim your tranquilizers.


 * 1/2 of the Killer Krabs and the Poison Scorpions aim their tranquilizers at the six.

Patrick: Wait, sport! Don't forget us!

Leaf: You're just in time...


 * The other half of the Killer Krabs joined the circle of armed sims.

Patrick: Well, howdy-doo.

Leaf: Alright. Once again aim your tranquilizers.


 * The Killer Krabs and the Poison Scorpions aim their tranquilizers.

Leaf: Now on 5, we begin to pull the trigger. You guys with me?

Sandra: Yep!

Rhonda: Always ready.

Leaf: Fantastic. 1...

Ray: ...

Leaf: 2...

Violet:

Leaf: 3...

Dr. F:

Leaf: 4...

Preston:

Leaf: 5...


 * The trigger is pulled. A spew of paintballs begin shooting at the six. What remains is a colorful mist of seven colors of the rainbow.


 * Camera flashes to the boathouse.

Leaf (in his normal clothing): So all of you failed to live up the three priorities of this challenge. Kinda disappointed in all of you. But anyways, you've casted your votes. Your food bags will be delivered at your dorms once the Elimination Ceremony's over. Alright, let's begin. So the list goes by the names of...Ray, Violet, Poppy, Shirley, Dolly, Chaz, Summer, Preston, Beebee, Hopper, Annie, Beverly, Daniel, Flipper, and Derek. If I haven't called your name on the list...please stand up.


 * Odin and Aran stood up from their stools.

Leaf: Odin...your sacrificial words made me disappointed in you. You decided to rub your face in my way, and think that this show isn't for you. Pretty disappointing. And Aran, you helping Chaz and Summer...beautiful. You've got the guts to have another food bag. Odin, I'm sorry. But please leave.

Odin: Oh, man.

Leaf: Yeah, I know. Your words were very inspiring...


 * Odin leaves the boathouse depressed.


 * Camera flashes to Leaf's confessional.

Leaf: Alright, I'll see you later for another episode of MySims LOST. See you next time!


 * Camera turns off.

End of Episode 15.