User:Zorro T. Dracoyena/The Pets of Zorro

Sadly, I have no pictures to break up the boring words. If you really aren't that interested in reading descriptions, I won't care if you leave. Those are my pets. Interesting, aren't they? All of them but Sandy are used for my writings.
 *  Smokey  (also known as Mr. Smokey, Smogey, and Mr. Smogey) - My super awesome, semi-fluffy, gray kitty cat that's really old and only has his right ear. He looks like a lion from one angle, a wolf from another angle, and carpet from yet another angle. He don't take no crap.
 *  Twix  (also called T-wix) - Twix is an incredibly shy tortoise shell with black marks on her face that almost look like a sideways smiley face. She "bird watches" from time to time and refuses to make use of her claws and teeth. Twix is the real life sister of Socks (used in my fanon.)
 *  Sandy  (currently missing) - Sandy is - obviously - sand colored and is a Maine Coon/Siamese mix. Therefore, she's smaller than a Maine Coon, larger than a Siamese, and as mean as a Siamese despite looking more like a Maine Coon. She's Shadow's real life sister and is usually sitting on the kitchen window sill.
 *  Calypso  (also known as Caly and the "Demon Cat") - Caly is a tortoise shell only because of the faint tan swirls here and there in her coat, aside from that, she's the darkest shade of black possible. She has black whiskers (except one that's white), stunning golden eyes, and the sharpest claws and teeth on any cat you'll ever meet. Calypso is Sandy and Shadow's half sister (meaning she's from a different litter) and always acts like she hasn't seen me in years.
 *  Houdini  (also known as Hooty, Dini-wini, and Hooty-hooty-ding-dong-head) - Houdini followed Sandy home as a little kitten. A little, completely wild kitten. He got his name from his ability to completely vanish and escape from any kind of homemade trap you set for him. The crazy little orange furball arrived at our house March 2010 and my thumb has been scarred since then. I have gotten him considerably tame since then, but he's a real nuisance and we need to get rid of him. The name "Hooty-hooty-ding-dong-head" came from him running straight into a brick wall one day.
 *  Shadow  (presumed deceased) - Shadow was a black Siamese/Maine Coon mix and Sandy's sister. Unlike Sandy, Shadow looked like a Siamese, but was as friendly as a Maine Coon. She acted like a dog and would roll over so you could scratch her belly and really didn't care how you carried her as long as it wasn't by her neck, legs, or tail. Shadow's gender was changed to male in my books due to her tomboy-ish behavior. She was kept in the books and is still included in other writings because I refused to let go...
 *  Sockrateas  (also knows as Socks, Socky, Soccer ball, Psycho, and Psychadelic. Other names sometimes spelled "Sox" and "Saki." Presumed deceased) - If you've read the Halloween ZNC episode, then you've already seen Socks. Socks was black, with white on her front toes and halfway up her hind legs as well as a jagged hourglass from her collarbone to between her hind legs. Yes, Socks was also a girl who, like Shadow, had her gender changed to male for the books and other writings because she was even worse than Shadow and I also refused to let her go too. Socks has a growth disorder in the books due to the fact that she disappeared when she was still small.
 *  Alcatraz  (sometimes called Alky, but not often. Currently depressed) - Alcatraz is a turquoise cichlid with a nervous twitch. Because the prison Alcatraz is haunted and had a bunch of really whacked up people - and my fish has stripes - that's what his name ended up being. Despite him being a turquoise cichlid, he's actually black and white. He got really depressed when Epedemic died.
 *  Epedemic  (obituary further down the page) - Epedemic was also a turquoise cichlid, but he had a nasty case of fin rot, hence his name. He lived a lot longer than expected.
 *  Jethro  - Ah, Jethro the cockroach. Probably the last thing you would expect to have for a pet, but Jethro is one of my best friends. He's a super shiny black and likes eating cheesepuffs. He talks in my writings.
 *  Toxin  - Another unexpected pet. Toxin is my other best friend, and a horrifying one too. He's a mostly yellow spider with black marks on his back that look like camo. The scariest thing about him is that he's 6 inches (counting his legs) in width. Being that big, it's easy to see his eyes, which he only has 7 of instead of 8. Toxin takes bug spray without even flinching and is still alive after being sprayed 11 times. The natural choice after that would be to squish him, right? WRONG! If you can even catch him, it's still impossible to kill him. Maybe if he was smaller, but not now. The problem with trying to crush him is that he gets mad and he'll start to chase you. Toxin freely goes in and out of the house by some unknown means (that's gonna be one big hole) and I haven't been able to figure out what kind of spider he is. The closest I could find was a yellow and black garden spider, but it still don't look nothin' like him. Toxin also has the ability to talk in my writings.
 *  Cory  - He's my know-nothing corridor catfish. He doesn't really do anything but shoot up to the top of the tank when his "restless tail syndrome" acts up. I don't think he even knew there were 2 cichlids in the tank to begin with...