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Episode 6: Maximum Overdrive
Leaf: Just wait right there and don't move, Petal.

Petal: Fine!

Leaf: Wait. Are we recording right now?

Cameraman: Yeah.

Leaf: Shoot. OKAY PETAL, YOU CAN LEAVE NOW!!!

Petal: YOU DON'T HAVE TO UNINTENTIONALLY YELL AT ME!!!

Leaf: WELL I DON'T CARE!!!

Cameraman: It's past a minute ago, Leaf.

Leaf: Oh man, Stop the recording!

Cameraman: But the producers-

Leaf: Alright, alright. We could talk about this later.

Cameraman: But-

Leaf: Want me to break that thing, huh?!

Cameraman: But-

Leaf: STOP SAYING BUT!!!

UM... WE ARE NOW EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES... AGAIN.

JUST GO TO COMMERCIAL BREAK.

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WE ARE BACK LIVE.

Leaf: Previously on MySims LOST...

Ms. Nicole: Ugh. This cabin is SO not fancy.

Leaf: What's with this Fintendo 3FS?! *tries to turn on his 3FS*

Petal: Just shut your elf holes, okay?!

HUNGRY SURVIVORS' STATUS: All Down.

Ray: WHY DID YOU DO THIS, LEAF?!

HOMELESS ISLANDERS' STATUS: All Down.

Ray: WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!

POISON SCORPIONS' STATUS: All Down.

Dr. F: Bittersweet, heheheh.

KILLER KRABS' STATUS: Winner!


 * Everything turns silent and black.

Leaf: Welcome back to the sixth episode and third challenge on MySims LOST! Hope you have a good rest and a patient welcome back to this series. Sorry we have to postpone the show for 8 months because of a long contract deal with the creator of the show for a budget for 5,000,000 Simoleons. But now we're back and it's time to kick this show on the road!!! By the way, do you like the "Previously on MySims LOST" footage? I worked so hard on it on my fBook!


 * Camera flashes to boys' dorm

Master Aran: Man, we lost a smart one. Thanks a lot, guys.

Chaz: What? She's not extreme to be cool. She's sensitive and innocent...

Derek: And repetitive too.

Aran: REPETITIVE?!?!

Travis: I'm on Aran's side.

Odin: She's the chosen one.

Gino: I think Beebee deserves it.

Aran: Just because Amelia's BORING doesn't mean you have to kick the tar out of her out of the show.

Chaz: YES IT DOES!!!

Aran: NO IT ISN'T!!!

Derek: YOU GUYS!!! Just because you have to fight doesn't mean it's a win. It's a tie instead.

Travis: You know something? I thinked Derek taught us a valuable lesson.

Gino: Yeah, I guess he's right.

Ray: Hmph. Thought so too.

Chaz: Hey, emo boy. How come you don't hang out with us?

Ray: I enjoy the solitude, if that's what you think.

Chaz: Oh? Like being alone, lonely guy? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ray: Oh I'll show you WHO'S the lonely guy, you posterior!!

Chaz: Bring it on, chode!

Ray: *punches Chaz's stomach as hard as he can*

Chaz: Oof! *kicks Ray's abdominals*

Ray: *throws Chaz to the door*

Chaz: AGK!! *clock falls on his head* Doing! *faints*

Ray: That'll teach him a lesson... *wipes off dirt from his hands*

Aran: My plumbobs... THAT WAS THE MOST AMAZING THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!

Derek: WHAT?!

Gino:

Ray: Say no more. I was taught at a Martial Arts Academy.

Aran: Maybe I could teach-

Ray: *stops Aran while he puts his hand up in front of him* It was a secret that I break. So don't.

Aran: Okay. That's just...fine.


 * Camera flashes to Aran's confessional.

Aran: ... *starts smashing things up so hard*

Travis: Hey, bud. So uh... What happened in there?

Master Aran: I don't want to talk about it...

Travis: Okay, that's cool.

Leaf: *uses blowhorn* EVERYBODY, REPORT TO THE FIELD IMMEDIATELY!!


 * Camera flashes to almost everyone in the field

Leaf: Let's see here. Everyone is present except Chaz. Hey guys, has anyone seen Chaz?


 * Camera flashes to Chaz still collapsed on the floor with the clock beside him

Ray: Uh, no. Not really.

Leaf: I found some proof in there.

Ray:

Leaf: Just kidding! We're going to set up the cameras when we're making good progress.

Ray: Phew... WHAT?! *faints*

Leaf: Whoa! I thinked he suffered a heart attack or somethin'. Anyways, on with the challenge. This challenge is called, Dodge-On. 1 team will use team cannons to tag the team. The other team, however, will dodge its attacks.

Shirley: What's inside the cannon.

Leaf: Paintballs.

Shirley: Oh.

Leaf: THAT EXPLODE WHEN YOU COME ON CONTACT WITH IT!!!

Shirley:

Dr. F: WOOT! EXPLOSIONS FOR THE WIN!!!

Leaf: Settle down, F.

Dr. F: Oh. Okay.

Leaf: But the explosion will result on your hair messed up.

Shirley: What?!

Ms. Nicole: OH YEAH! IN YO FACE!!

Leaf: And your clothes.

Shirley: Oh. OH, BEAT THAT, LITTLE VOGIE!

Ms. Nicole: Pff. It doesn't matter anyway.

Leaf: Oh, it does. Once I get a test drive on YOU, missy!

Ms. Nicole: What?

Leaf: *shoots explosive paintball at Ms. Nicole* Here ya go!

Ms. Nicole:

SPLAT!

Ms. Nicole: *her clothes ripped off and splattered with paint* Ugh. OKAY, I CARE! LET'S GO ON!

Leaf: Good. Once all of the members on that team are splattered with paint, the next team will go. If not every person got splattered, the team using the cannons will have to participate in the elimination ceremony. If all 3 teams are splattered, then those teams will have to join in the elimination ceremony. Are we clear?

Everyone: Yes!

Leaf: Excellent. Now to assign the team order. Killer Krabs, since you've won last challenge, you can use the cannons. And as for you 3 teams, you have to dodge the paintballs.

Preston: It'll be a piece of cake, Leaf.

Leaf: Or IS IT?! I've set up boundaries to make the challenge more harder. Now everybody, on your marks... Get set... START!!!


 * The 3 teams ran away while the Killer Krabs try to shoot them

Dr. F: You. ARE. MINE!!!!!!!!!!

Rob: Now this is funner than World of Plane vs. Eye!

Alexa:

Jenny: Time for a little offensive payback with 50 HP lost on YOU!!! *charges cannon and blasts paintball, hitting Violet*

Violet: AGK!!!!!!!!

Edwin: What's wrong? Is that all ya got?! *shoots at Ray but doesn't see him*

Ray: Peek-a-boo.

Edwin: What? *looks behind his cannon then sees Ray in front of him*

Ray: *smashes cannon with his hard fist cracking the glass and the gas causing the cannon to be destroyed*

Edwin: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls to his impending doom midair than collapsed on the ground senseless*

Ray: *doesn't care but smirking evily while falling midair, then falls to the ground survived* How's the cannon, Ed? *spits on his back and walks away*

Leaf: Wait! Additional Rule! Pause, PAUSE!!!


 * Everybody paused.

Leaf: You CAN smash the cannon while you're it. And when a cannon is destroyed. And your team is on but you're not because of the cannon destroyed, you will have to be in the boundary only to not be counted as it.

Master Aran: YES!!!

Leaf: Okay. Resume, resume.


 * Everybody resumed.

Maria: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR DESTROYING MY BOYFRIEND, RAY!!!

Patrick: BOYFRIEND?!

Dr. F: BOYFRIEND?!

Rob: BOYFRIEND?!

Jenny: BOYFRIEND?!

Iggy: *drops his sandwich*

Jenny: Really? You have to bring a sandwich while using the cannon.

Iggy: Bro, it's so tight, you can't feel the power of the sandwich...


 * Camera flashes to Jenny's confessional

Jenny: He really needs to take a chill pill. Like seriously.


 * Camera flashes to Iggy's confessional

Iggy: She really needs to cool it down. I mean really, bro. Cool it down. Man, that's the stuff to feel the sandwich.


 * Camera flashes back to challenge

Leaf: 3 minutes left!

Dr. F: 3 minutes?! Let's take down Beebee!

Killer Krabs: Okay!


 * Killer Krabs tried to take down Beebee, but missed because Beebee is skipping hapilly, not caring about anything at all.

Beebee: Bunnies, bunnies. How I love bunnies. They are cute, and happy, and fluffy!

Dr. F: Booya!

Beebee: Huh? WAH! *collapsed on the ground senseless with paint splattered on her back*

Dr. F: Mwahahahaha! Take out Roxie!

Killer Krabs: Okay!

Roxie: Oh! Ah! Hoh! *dodges every paintball* Hey, what's the big idea?!

Dr. F: Prepare yourself...

Roxie: Uh oh. *splattered* OW!!!

Dr. F: Guess she'll clean that up. Right, guys?

Killer Krabs: Right!

Leaf: 2 MINUTES, KILLER KRABS!

Dr. F: 2 Minutes! We will take out the ones on the left, while you guys take out the ones on the right. Understood?

Rob: You got it, sir!


 * For 2 minutes, the left half took down Daniel, Duchess Beverly, Poppy, Annie, Odin, and Penelope, while the right half took down the rest of the Poison Scorpions, and Homeless Islanders. Only Ray and Preston survived.

Maria: DOGGONE IT!

Ray: Now's my turn. *leaps into the air, but failed because he got splattered to the ground*

Preston: Come on, Killers! Let's see what you got!

Dr. F: Thought so...


 * The team tried their best to attack Preston, but since he was good at dodging, he can't be splattered.

Leaf:

Petal: I guess Preston was right after all.

Leaf: ONLY HALF A MINUTE!!!

Dr. F: DEPLOY ALL REINFORCEMENTS! CHARGE!!!!!!!!


 * The reinforcements didn't work on Preston because he used a shield made from his own water bottle company.

Preston: Nice try.

Dr. F:

Leaf: 10!

Dr. F: *uses cannon*

Leaf: 9!

Dr. F: *charges up paintball*

Leaf: 8!

Dr. F: *deploys a water-resistant missile as a backup for the cannon*

Leaf: 7!

Rob: Where did you get that missile from?

Leaf: 6!

Dr. F: I don't have time, Rob.

Leaf: 5!

Dr. F: I just don't have time...

Leaf: 4!

Dr. F: FIRE!!!!!!!!

Leaf: 3!


 * Missile charges toward Preston.

Leaf: 2!


 * Charged Paintball charges toward Preston.

Leaf: 1!!!!!!!!!!


 * Everything was splattered. Including Leaf, Petal, and the cannons!


 * A silhouette of Preston came up and the smoke showed Preston, not injured.

Preston: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leaf: HOMELESS ISLANDERS WON THE CHALLENGE!!!

Preston: WOOT!!!!!!!!

Dr. F: Doing!

Chaz: Hey, Leaf, I'm okay now- What. Just. The. Chumps. Happened. Here?

Leaf: The challenge's over. Your team won.

Chaz: Oh. That's just. EXTREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leaf: You missed the extremeness already.

Chaz: Oh.

Leaf: And as for you Killer Krabs, come with me at 8:00 PM at the boathouse and we'll settle this out.

Rob: We did our best.

Dr. F: Wahahahahaha...


 * Camera flashes to boathouse

Leaf: You did good, but not on Preston. However, because of the destruction of Cannon 9, which is Edwin's cannon, affected on Edwin, he will be leaving and you guys are not. He will be taken to the hospital 2 minutes by then. Otherwise, you can talk to him before 2 minutes have passed.

Maria: Will he return if he's okay?

Leaf: Sorry, Maria. He has to go by the rules. So he cannot come back once he's okay.

Maria: Oh...


 * Killer Krabs stand up and talked to Edwin except for Dr. F.

Patrick: That's our sport. You did good, kid.

Edwin: Thanks, Pat... *cough*

Maria: Edwin...

Edwin: Maria?...

Maria: I avenged you. And I did.

Edwin: It's okay, baby. I know you can do better than that.

Maria: Want me to make you a turkey sandwich with mayo with a taquito side dish when you're okay and I've been voted off.

Edwin: Aw, Maria. You shouldn't have done that!

Maria: I would do it just for you...

Edwin: ...Thank you, sweetie. You're the best honeymoon I've ever had.

Maria:

Edwin:

Edwin: *cough* Well, I have to go now. See ya later, sweetie.

Maria: See ya later, darling...

Edwin:  Ow... Don't get in a rush, buddy. *cough*

Leaf: Well that was a dramatic ending to this episode. Join in next time for our next challenge on "MySims LOST!" *weep* That was very cute. Oh man...

End of Episode 6