User:BlankyXP/Survival for a Signature

Leaf grinned, looking at his contestants. He then looked back down at his clipboard and checked something on it. He paused.

"Uh...hey, almost everyone's here," he murmured. He coughed, wiping his (non-existant) nose. "One guy's missing though. Anyone here know where some dude named Clayton Dander is?"

Everyone shook their head.

"Flip," he muttered, looking intently at the clip board with the line that contained the name of "Clayton Dander".

"HEY!!! I'M HERE!!! I'M HERE!!! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?! CAN'T YOU SEE ME?!" Clayton cried, jumping up and down, attempting to grab the attention of Leaf, who didn't appear to notice him.

"Um...was that a noise?" Leaf asked, genuinely puzzled, scratching his sharp, triangular Elven ears.

Everyone around him shrugged. Leaf shrugged as well and then proceeded to stare pointlessly at his clip board.

"I'M HERE!!! I'M HERE!!!" Clayton screamed fiercely. However, everyone seemed to not be able to hear him. He sighed very hopelessly. He was a loser. No one would be able to hear/see him.

"Um, hey, Mister Leaf!" a boy with a blue cap that covered his curly, pretty blond hair and extremely bright clothes (he was a little boy, give his fashion sense some mercy) jumped up and down, waving his left arm around (annoyingly).

Leaf purposely ignored him, looking like he was having a staring contest with the clip board he was holding.

"Mister Leaf?!" the boy called again.

Leaf continued to have his staring contest with his clip board.

"Mister Leaf, Mister Leaf, Mister Leaf!" the boy jabbered.

Leaf's staring contest competition with his clip board was apparently very intense, because he was now practically pressing the clipboard against his face.

"MISTER LEAF!!! MISTER LEAF!!!" the boy screeched, now becoming more insistent.

"WHAT THE FLIP DO YOU WANT, BEAN?" Leaf snarled at the boy.

"Um, I have two questions!" the boy that we now know is called Bean, intoned.

"No, we can't have your flippin' grandma sew matching hoodies for everyone!" Leaf growled at Bean. "NOW CAN YOU SHUT THE FLPPIN' HECK UP? Thank you."

"Oh...," Bean faltered, but of course, his energy meter immediately began shooting back up. "But I had another question! Omigosh!"

"...go on," Leaf decided to say, debating whether to shoot Bean with a rocket launcher or not.

"Um...that boy, you can't see him, right?" Bean frowned (for the first time), pointing at an empty gap between Ms. Nicole and Edwin.

"Um, no, Bean," Leaf managed, twitching. "I can't see your imaginary friend George."

"Oh, no, George's next to you, hugging you!" Bean piped up. "He thinks you're cool!"

Leaf looked cautiously next to himself with the corner of his eye.

"Um, yeah!" Bean continued. "But I was talking about that poor boy next to Ms. Nicole and Edwin! He's crying! Do you think that could be Clayton Dander?""

Clayton's head shot up, his eyes big and wide. Someone could see him?!

Ms. Nicole haughtily turned at Clayton's direction, but her eyes didn't seem to directly be like, ON Clayton. She just looked at him, thinking there was nothing there. Nicole then haughtily looked away.

"Man, I could really dig a jar of mayonnaise now!" Edwin exclaimed.

"That's great, man," Leaf said, having a staring contest with his clip board.

"I know," Edwin grinned.

"Sooo, anyone know where Dander is or no?" Leaf asked, his head turning around at everyone, but averted his eyes while his head went past Bean. "If he doesn't come, we're movin' on without the guy."

Clayton's eyes widened in horror. "I'M HERE!!! CAN'T YOU HEAR ME?!" he howled desperately. "ME, CLAYTON DANDER!!!"

"Man, what the FLIP is THAT sound?" Leaf wondered out loud, scratching his ears again.

"It's Clayton!" Bean exclaimed. "The boy is Clayton Dander! He's shouting!"

Leaf didn't look at Bean at all. "clayton? Clay-ton Dan-der?"

Everyone was quiet, except for Bean who was screeching as hard as he could, and clayton who no one could hear anyway (except for Bean).

"Okey dokey, I'm gonna assume that Dander died or something," Leaf continued to ignore Bean as he began walking towards the boat. "Boo hoo, my friends. Let's get on the boat."

"MISTER LEAF!!!" Bean screamed the loudest as he could, tears flying out of his eyes. "MISTER LEAF!"

Leaf continued walking, with everyone following behind him. Bean ran up to Leaf's face, took out a strange pair of glasses, and pushed it onto Leaf's face.

Leaf began to start probably a very murderous sentence, but then Bean turned Leaf around t Clayton, who stared hopefully at Leaf.

"Um, I'm Clayton Dander," Clayton smiled sweetly at Leaf.

"Man, you're late by 3 hours," Leaf grunted, taking out his clip board and placing a checkmark next to Clayton's name.

"He wasn't late!" Bean shook Leaf (very annoyingly). "You just couldn't see him because he was a loser!"

"That's not very nice to say, Bean," Leaf shoved Bean off him, as he put away his clip board. "And have your flippin' glasses back. Please." He threw the glasses at Bean's face.

"No, serious!!! Look!" Bean caught up to Leaf again and grabbed him. Leaf struggled, but Bean, with his amazingly -annoying- strength, pushed Leaf to turn around to Clayton again.

"Do you see Clayton?" Bean queried Leaf.

"Um, NO!" Leaf struggled again, but Bean shoved the glasses back onto Leaf's face.

"Ya see him now?" Bean asked again. Leaf blinked. There was Clayton, staring at him with huge eyes.

"Hi," Clayton said sweetly.

Leaf pushed Bean off himself and then slowly lifted the glasses up. Clayton wasn't there. Put it back down to his eyes, and then he could see Clayton again. Now you see him, now you don't! Er...excuse dat sudden thingy. *shifty eyes*

"See?" Bean piped up as he recovered from Leaf's push.

"What the heck?" Leaf muttered, still lifting up and down the glasses.

"They're loser glasses," Bean grinned. "They're glasses made specially for seeing losers."

"Then why can I see you without these glasses?" Leaf asked coldly.

"Oh, 'cuz I'm a different kinda loser!" Bean answered politely. "Clayton's like, 1 out of 99999999999999999999999999999999999 losers that can't be visible to normal people. He's a really unlucky guy..."

"Uh, okay, whatever," Leaf said. He then turned to everyone. "Hey, Clayton's not dead, apparently. C'mon, everybody, on the boat."

"Most curious! I cannot see Clayton!" Beebee, a girl with a very poofy pink hairstyle and bunny ears, said.

"!?!?!?!?" Yvette started moving her fingers in random directions.

"Uh...I can't hear ya, Yvette," Leaf said, tapping his ears.

"...!!!"

"It doesn't matter! Can we JUST get on the boat? Gosh!" Sir Vincent Skullfinder grunted.

"Um, only wearing these glasses can make you see Dander for some reason," Leaf explained.

Everyone blinked at him.

"Uh...oookay, let's just get on the boat," Leaf said, shoving the glasses back at Bean. He roughly turned to Bean before he started walking to the boat. "Give 'em to me when I tell you to."

"OKEY DOKEY, Leaf!" Bean squealed. He then began skipping his way to the boat.

Clayton ran up to Bean to catch up to him.

"Thanks for helping me out!" Clayton huffed as they skipped/ran to the boat.

"No prob, always willing to help a fellow loser!" Bean grinned, making a thumbs-up sign.

"Hey, guys, got any questions before we gooooo?" Leaf asked. He glanced around him. Everyone was crowded at the dock near the boat.

"Um, hey, Leaf," Travis raised his hand.

"Yeah?"

"Can we use cellphones on the survival island?" Travis asked. "Gotta like...call Sandra for a little chat, if ya know what I mean."

Travis did a wink wink kinda thing.

"Um, sorry, Travis," Leaf answered, shrugging. "We got no cellphone service there."

"DARN!" Travis yelled, stamping his right foot. "I gotta tell Sandra...this sucks."

He dialed the numbers on his cellphone really fast like you see in those cartoons, and then put his cellphone to his ear.

"Anyone else got some kinda question?"

Luis raised his hand.

"Yeah?"

"Um, will this improve my college application?" Luis asked hopefully.

"Well, I betcha it will," Leaf answered, grinning. "Getting a free concert and a sig from me will probably get you into Harvard."

"Whoopee!" Luis cheered.

Eliza raised her hand.

"Yeah?"

"When will we get on the boat? When can we eat? When do we arrive to the island? How long will it take to dock the boat? What is your favorite color? Why did I ask so much questions? Why am I asking why I am asking questions? Why am I asking why I am asking questions?"

"..." Leaf looked around everyone else. "More questions?"

No one else raised a hand.

"'Kay, onto the boat, and awayyyy," Leaf said. He nodded at the captain of the boat who glanced at Leaf.

"Aye aye," the captain (Barney Cull) said, doing a salute, as he pushed down a lever that extended the pier to the boat.

Everyone shuffled into the boat. Two random, muscled guys heaved a hammock containing Jeremy Snoars into the boat. Then, the pier closed back and the boat began steering off the dock.