User:Zorro T. Dracoyena/ZNC Episode 4

Louis: Welcome to ZNC! Zorro's not here at the moment -

Willy (intern): Why? Where is he?

Louis: He's having a psycological break down, OK?

Willy: Why?

Louis: It has to do with raw meat.

Willy: ???

Louis: So, we had to get a replacement for this episode. Jenny, get out here!

Jenny comes out and sits down in Zorro's seat.

Jenny: 'Sup?

Louis: Thanks for taking time away from your busy schedule for this.

Jenny: Busy schedule? I just got out of jail.

Louis: I know, I'm just required to say that.

Jenny: Oh.

Louis: So, first order of business... *Moves the papers on the desk around with his hoof* Where is it? ...I have no idea. *To Willy* Do you gots the junk on the flash drive?

Willy: Yeah, I'm not completely useless.

Jenny: Hmph. We'll see.

After giving Jenny a look of dislike, Willy took out the flash drive and stuck it into the laptop on the little table near him. A bunch of articles soon appeared on the screen behind Louis and Jenny.

Louis: ...Willy.

Willy: Huh?

Louis: Those are the Articles of Confederation.

Willy: Oh, my bad.

Jenny: You have no future in this industry.

The correct words appeared on the screen.

Louis: OK! What we got? Jenny, you're not in jail anymore.

Jenny: *Mock surprise* Really?! *Turns to look at the screen*

Louis: Dr. F's lab has been rebuilt!

Jenny: Now with bullet-proof, bomb-proof, and chemical-explosion-proof walls. ...Yeah, it'll be gone tomorrow.

Louis: You're so positive!

Jenny: Yeah. It's one of my many good points.

Willy: On another planet.

Jenny: Whachoo talkin' 'bout, Willy?

Louis: Should I call my health insurance dude?

Jenny: Givin' that I'm fresh out of jail, yes.

Willy: Why were you in jail?

Jenny: If you were in Burger King, you would know.

Louis: *Waiting for his "health insurance dude" to answer* Did you ever give Jimmy his cheese?

Jenny: Ev'ry time I see 'im.

Louis: Poor freak.

Jenny: Continuing on. Roxie's competing with KFC... yeah, I know. Ooh... this looks interesting. King Mike taken to mental institute -

Louis: *Panicked tone* "Word on the Street!"

Killer appeared on the screen.

Killer: Are we gonna have a season 2?

Louis: I dunno yet. I do know that we're having 21 episodes.

Killer: Why 21?

Louis: So we can end on a Music Day.

Killer: Oh. Well, today on the "Word on the Street" we'll be looking at some of the ridiculous signs that people put up. Come on, dude-with-my-camera.

He and the dude-with-his-camera headed down the street.

Killer: Ah! Here. Prime example. "No parking on the train tracks." *Nods* Of course. Now to my favorite stupid sign.

They go down a road. Halfway down, they stop.

Killer: "One way street." Now they tell us! I was wondering why everyone was driving against me. That's it for the -literal - "Word on the Street."

Jenny: *To Louis* So on episode 9...?

Louis: *Scrutinizing a piece of paper in front of him while holding a pencil in his mouth* Mm-hm. Dat sood work. *Drops the pencil* Oh, hey! Jenny's gonna have her own segment up in here starting on episode 9 for those of you that are curious about what's going on here.

Jenny: It's gonna be... I dunno. However you interpret it.

Louis: And - *The doorbell rings* Uhh...

Jenny: This place has a doorbell?

Louis: I'll be right back. *Leaves*

Jenny: What'd you do, Willy?

Willy: What makes you think I did this?

Jenny: You're the stupid intern.

Willy: ...

Louis comes back.

Jenny: So who was that?

Louis: *With a confused look on his face* A Jehovah's witness.

Jenny: Dang. They're hittin' studios now.

Louis: They already jump me in my field...

Jenny: *Looking up at the ceiling* Hey! You have colored lights! Turn 'em on! Turn 'em on! Turn 'em on!

Louis: Willy, go turn on the colored lights.

Willy: I don't know how to turn those on.

Louis: Then fig're it out, boy.

Jenny: Can I be on your next episode, too?

Louis: ...Sure...

Jenny: Cool.

Louis: We gonna need another chair.

The colored lights came on. Louis was suddenly yellow and Jenny went purple on her right side and green on her left.

Louis: That's not fair... And what idiot hooked up these things?! Yellow to purple to green?

Jenny: Don't question it, maaan.

Louis: Technically, I'm not a maaan.

Jenny: Don't question it, hooorse.

Louis: OK. Well, I really don't know what else to do, so I guess we'll just end here.

End Scene
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