User:Bandicootfan63

Hi, I'm Bandicootfan63, but I prefer to be called Crash Man, CM, or variations of those two. Just not Noah. Who teh fuk is Noah? ''And yes, I'm that dumb fucker working on the new test template for the calendar. It's a work in progress, so please no touchy unless you have ideas to improve it, or even some tips, because I'm a little lost. Of course, just send those to mah talk page.

Fuck with Rosalina and imma hurt you

Also, apologies. I tend to spam Wiki Activity with my frequent blogs.

Interests
Like "Who I am" this is a work-in-progress.

I've always loved Japanese culture, even without my knowledge! As a kid basically raised by Nintendo, Sony and SEGA it's become deeply ingrained in my mind, and I want my mind to one day become deeply ingrained in Japanese culture...and American culture...basically a lot of cultures, because I want to make kids like myself happy in the same way the artists who came before me did!

Hmm...specifics? Well, for one I want to learn Japanese. Fluent Japanese. That way I don't have to put up with censorship, subtitles or crappy dubs.

For two, I do love me some Punch-Out!! The game itself is addicting and in the end I suppose it teaches you a valuable lesson about hard work, perseverance, and grandfathered racism sportsmanship. I'm getting too deep for this fucking wiki.

Who I am
Basically I'm just a guy who likes video games. Do video games like me? I dunno, I tend to push their buttons...

What video games do I play? ALL OF THEM

Uh...I don't like to talk about myself, so I guess this section will be a little bare-bones for a while. And unorganized. And possibly make-a bit less-a sense-y than it's meant to. But if you're reading, I appreciate your interest! Fuck me hard

I joined this wiki in July of 2011 and it was my introduction to the wonderfully useful tools Wikia as a whole has to offer, although I browsed as an anon (and possibly made a few edits). My 11-year-old brain liked to skim over things of importance for some reason, which is probably why I got stuck in games so easily, and I couldn't find how to make a flim-flammin' account!

But before I tell that hilariously fucking stupid tale, I should begin by explaining why I wanted an account in the first place!

As a youthful MySims fan, I often extensively researched the series over the Internet when I didn't have access to it to play for myself, which I also did with...a butt-ton of other stuff. I was a curious kiddo. I still do that to this day! Not that you care. (Why are you reading this if you don't care, ya friggin' idjit? ) For the longest time I thought Wikia was...Wikipedia. Why? Why the fuck not. Anyway, when I realized the deep community Wikis were known for I became fascinated! Particularly when I stumbled upon Blanky's profile, which impressed meh sooo badly...I joined literally off of the merit that I could have a badass page and be a badass Intranet persona like herself! (Neither of which I've actually figured out how to do )

So, uh, about Blanky. Back when I was an anonymous user, I didn't notice the uh..."log in" thing at teh top right of teh screen. So I was all like "YO BLANKY WUT'S TIGHT" and I fucking asked her how to make an account. Holy mother of limp-booty business kits I'm not funny I've never lived that down in my mind. Okay, that's a lie but thinking about it is embarrassing as hell.

So after that I kinda sorta bugged a shit ton of other people (most of whom have sadly left the wiki...) and eventually found a steady foothold in this bizarre ooniberse we dub the Internet. Oh yeah! Also, fuckin' Randy helped me. And he was sort of a part of an RP I started and continue to this day. And the first person I contacted when I had an account. But srsly, do YOU give two tits and a gravy about Randy? ...Maybe if he's your friend. idk why the link is this long but just accept it. Remember, when presented with a link this long and bothersome your only goal is to survive, dammit! Breathe! Keep calm! Smack yourself! Look at kitty pics! Or don't. It's a free country, at least where I live. This started as a rape joke. Like what the fuck is wrong with me. It's 10:13 pm on a Saturday and I'm here trying to type something amusing that will most likely be seen by myself and maybe Icecream. (Icecream, you're cool. :P)

I kind of got offtopic there...anyway when in the chat (which is used by approximately two inches of some spool I left lying in the back of a car somewhere) I met a really cool girl. I was a stupid kid back in '11 but she apparently liked the stupid things I said/did, and today we form one of the rare two-person RPs of the Internet. (I mention the Internet alot here don't I...) Don't tell her I said she's cool or I will come to your house and jizz in all o' yo socks.

Uh, so we made our own wiki (I ain't linkin', betches) which kept both of us busy for about three years, and during 2014 I made intermittent visits to this wiki in an attempt to make time for everyone here again. Unfortunately there was some controversy which I can't remember exactly and people were arguing a lot, which kind of turned me off. But I'm back now and don't intend to become inactive again. Sierra, not so much.

Work in progress! ^u^ If you read this far, I appreciate you putting up with the bullshit I spew forth from my keyboard.

My favorites (didn't make these!
Went unlisted on the Smilies page for like a year because apparently God hates us.

Tags?
(6/29/2015) - Tagged by CMV The Wind Waker HD was my first Zelda game.

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