User:Master crazy hand/mysims tv

DJ candy: hello and welcome to mysims TV the clip show with the last one standing today’s special guest is Marlon the wizard!!! Where is he?

Marlon: I’m right here thanks to my teleporting spell.

Candy: o.k. onto our first clip.

Clip begins

One day in a nearby mysims kingdom…

Morcurbis: with ole gabby’s wand at my disposal I will rule the kingdom

Master crazy hand: not on my watch

Morcurbis: Master crazy hand!

Buddy: wait up Master crazy hand!

Morcurbis: so you brought your little order of wando-thingies.

Master crazy hand: that I believe is wandoliers.

Buddy: so tired need more cupcakes…

Morcurbis: uhhhh…

Voice: We will be right back after these commercials

Everyone: who said that?

Commercial 1: new! It’s pizza with crust stuffed with cheese chef Gino style here today at gino’s pizza”it not Italian pizza without gino” limited time offer.

Commercial 2: visit the sim resort and spa our luxurious treatment will want you never go home…owned by a person whose name begins with m

Voice: Back to our show

Master crazy hand: it’s that voice again. But anyway where were we? Oh yeah. Morcurbis?

Morcurbis: hey little guy want a cupcake?

Buddy: yes, but not evil hepatizing ones

Morcurbis: do’h

Vroom vroom!

Morcurbis: not my prized racecar

Master crazy hand: I’ll take that back\

Clip ends

Candy: master crazy hand made that clip come on up master crazy hand

Crowd cheers for him

Marlon: I give it a 6.9

Master crazy hand: come on! This took me months!

Marlon: well you did win my contest of wandoliers. very well… I give it an 8.1

Master crazy hand: thanks Marlon.

He walks off

Candy: clip #2

Clip begins

Zombie Carl: hey fellow zombie

Zombie: brains brains BRAINS!

Zombie Carl: But I don’t have any brains as I’m dead too.

Grandma Ruthie: hi zombie Carl

Zombie Carl: look out!

Random zombie dives for Ruthie

Zombie: brains

Ruthie: wow Carl you saved me!

Carl: it was nothing

End of clip

Candy: zombie Carl made that one come on up Carl

Crowd ohhs and ahhs at the zombie

Candy: Marlon?

Marlon: 1.0

Carl: why so low?

Marlon: it is hard for a video to impress me.

Candy: ok then

Clip #3 begins

Poppy: have some water my pretty what? Tree turns out to be an eyeball tree

Poppy: how could this be? I went to cutopia and got the right sapling to plant here in town. But how did this happen?

Violet: ha ha the look on your face was funny.

Poppy: violet where is it this time?

Violet: not telling.

Poppy: then I’ll report this to mayor rosylin and master crazy hand

Violet: okay I gave it to master crazy hand for his garden.

Master crazy hand: poppy? What brings you here?

Violet gave you a cute type interest tree right?

Master crazy hand: yes that was just yesterday it wasn’t her type of interest tree so it seemed kind of weird. Why was it yours?

Poppy: yes

Master crazy hand: Here you go. Now please plant it in your garden.

Poppy: thanks, I will

Clip ends

Marlon: 0.0

Candy: what??? 0.0

Marlon: too boring and cute of a clip.

Poppy: what a relief I didn’t know the pressure would kick in so early. Plus I know I would never win that much money.

Candy: clip #4 is ready

10 minutes of gonk playing with the camera

Marlon: negative 10.0

Candy: that deserves a negative infinity

Marlon: none of the videos are good today

Candy: next season I’m using people from the mysims wiki. Unless we redo episode 1 next week same guest and no one except master crazy hand and mysims wikians is going to be on it.

Marlon see you next week.

End.