User:Gocubs711/The Way of the Samurai/Season 2/Episode 5

Bob: Ah, what a stressful work year. I'm glad I finally get to come back to Japan for my vacatio-(Bob walks onto stage and sees the nine remaining contestants sitting there, staring at him with anger) Oh-uh, right...I host a game show...right, uh (clears throat) Hello, one and all, and welcome back to The Way of the Samurai! I am your host, Samurai Bob. In the last episode, contestants bungee jumped into a giant pit of balls for my amusement. In the end, Zak and Sandra were tied for the voting, so they had a showdown to decide who left. With his expert dance skills, Zak came out victorious, and Sandra was sent packing.

Roger: You left us for ELEVEN MONTHS and you expect us to still do this game show?!

Sapphire: Don't be so down old guy, we've gotten a free year of living in JAPAN!!

Dr. F: THE GODZILLA ATTACKS WERE THE BEST PART

Brandi: That wasn't Godzilla that was a Lizard that you fed an overcooked chicken soaked in dish soap and bacon grease.

Dr F: IRRELEVANT

Bob: Yes...anyways, for Today's task, you will be performing a task that many Samurais have passed down generations upon generations. The ultimate symbol of respect and pride must be displayed, else great dishonor must be brought upon you.

Zak: What is it, Bob? Having a Super-Awesome Samurai Sword Duel with Laser swords?

Nova: Oh dear...

Zak: Walk across a tight rope over a pit of man eating sharks?

Nova: I...I don't think I could

Zak: Throw giant dodgeballs shaped like rocks at each other, perched atop twenty foot high platforms until we all get knocked into a bottomless pit of death?

Bob: Serving Tea

Everyone:

Nova: Phew...

Bob: A Samurai must be disciplined, both in and out of battle. If you are truly worth being a Samurai, then your honor will show for the simplest, yet very important, tasks. Ladies and Gentlemen, i'd like you to meet my mother.

(Bob's mother walks, a small, old woman wearing a traditional Japanese robe)

Sapphire: Aww, such a cute old lady!

Mother: How dare you talk to your elders that way, missy.

Bob: Mother, these are my contestants

Mother: And you, my son, straighten your back. Every curve in your back brings dishonor to your family.

Bob: My apologies, mother. (Turns to the contestants) Anyways, my mother will be the judge of you all today. Each person will have to make, present, and serve my dear mother tea. Whichever team she feels has been the most respectful, the most honorable, and has made the best tea will be victorius.

(camera flashes to a small little room, with Bob's Mother kneeling in front of a table, Bob standing next to her)

Bob: Bring in the contestants!

(Rhonda enters first, dressed in a green floral kimono. She slowly sets the tea down on the table)

Rhonda: Here you go, ma'am.

Mother: (takes a sip) Delicious! And such wonderful manners. You may leave now.

Zak: (enters, wearing a brown, wavy kimono) Mrs. Bob (he sets the tea on the table, spilling some slightly)

Mother: You won't get very far with an attitude like that, young one (she takes a sip, her eyes lighting up) But this tea is phenomenol! You may leave.

(Camera flashes through the rest of the contestants. Some received approving, some disappointed looks from Bob's Mother. Finally, Dr. F enters, still in his Lab Coat)

Dr. F: I HAVE BROUGHT THE REFRESHMENTS! (He pulls a beaker out of his coat, placing it on the table. It is steaming, and slightly tinted purple) TEA FOR SCIENCE!

Mother: (horrified, takes a sip from the beaker)

Bob: How is it mother?

Mother: YOU HORRID MAN! YOU WILL NEVER BE ONE OF MY SON'S SAMURAIS! (she spits out the drink on Dr F, who proceeds to clean it with a hedgehog)

Bob: I take it by that that Dr. F's team is the losing bunch?

Mother: Yes. They are. Team "Partay" or what else has won.

Roger, Sapphire, and Zak:

Rhonda: Thank you, ma'am (She bows)

Bob: I will see you all later for the voting results.

(camera flashes to confessional)

Brandi: That madman scientist has to go.

Pablo: Dr. F's scaring me...

Luis: Brandi's starting to scare me. I dunno if she should be staying much longer.

Dr. F: (tinkering with a gadget for a few minutes)

Cameraman: Uh, sir, we need your vote

Dr. F: SCIENCE!

(camera flashes to the stage)

Bob: Tonight's armor piece will be the leg armor. Team Partay, you all recieve a piece. In addition, my mother has awarded Nova immunity, for being such a dear.

Nova: Your mother's a nice woman, Bob.

Bob: (under his breath) Sometimes...

Nova: What's that?

Bob: (clears throat) Oh, nothing. Luis, Pablo, both of you get an armor piece as well. And the final armor piece goes to...

Brandi:

Dr. F:

Bob: Brandi.

Brandi: Yessss!

Bob: Thank you for playing, Dr. F.

Dr. F: Good bye Penguins!

Bob: Yes. Thank you all for watching, and join us next time on The Way of the Samurai for more!