User blog:*Kinz*/My Anal Angel (A Celesdora One-shot)

celery ludenberg x dora the exploradora: a one-shot

-dedicated to wikia user Mayor Zain uwu-

one day, a girl name taeko yasuhiro walk down the street. she sayd "i wish i was a gothic lolita princess" and then suddenly, a small hispanic girl descended from the heavens. she was the most beautiful girl taeko had ever seen 5ever. she spoke in the softest, most melodic voice.

"Hola, soy Dora!"

taeko was in a trance by the girl. she was like ༼ ຶ  ۝  ຶ ༽

" Hola, mi amigo, Taeko Yasuhiro! Soy Dora, su ángel de la guarda!"

taeko didnt speak any spanshi so she thought that she was saying that she wanted the d or something

"do u like anal??" said taeko yasuhiro

"yeah bend over" said dora the exploradora in perfect japanese englishu lol "oh shit i mean Sí, me encanta el sexo anal! Preparar mi trasero con lubricante!"

taeko blushu. taeko was white ass like a motherfucker like the snow because she was an emo so the blush was very visible on her pale ass emo face lol. "if ur my guardian angel," celestia oh shit I mean taeko yasuhiro understood, because she now learned spanish just from looking in dora's belly button. "can i be a gothic lolita princess?"

"¿Qué tipo de petición egoísta es eso? Eres un SHSL Gambler maldita perra. ¿Qué coño has ganado como 1,00000000000 dólares. ¿qué carajo es eso. por qué. No. la mierda esta mierda."

celes cri because her dreams were finally comming true! she will beoome a princess!

"No, usted no va a ser una princesa gótica, imbécil! También si, puedo leer tu mente. USTED ES UNA PUTA"

"/ ╲ /\ ╭ ( ͡° ͡ ⊙  ⊱ <span style="color:rgb(35,35,35);font-family:'HelveticaNeue';line-height:normal;"> •̤́ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ ͡° ͜eggnobʖ ͡ <span style="color:rgb(35,35,35);line-height:normal;font-family:'ZapfDingbats';">✿ <span style="color:rgb(35,35,35);line-height:normal;font-family:'HiraginoKakuGothicProN';">╰ <span style="color:rgb(35,35,35);font-family:'HelveticaNeue';line-height:normal;">° ͡°) <span style="color:rgb(35,35,35);line-height:normal;font-family:'HiraginoKakuGothicProN';">╮ <span style="color:rgb(35,35,35);font-family:'HelveticaNeue';line-height:normal;">/\ or <span style="color:rgb(35,35,35);line-height:normal;font-family:Kailasa;">༼ <span style="color:rgb(35,35,35);line-height:normal;font-family:'LaoSangamMN';">ຶ <span style="color:rgb(35,35,35);font-family:'HelveticaNeue';line-height:normal;"> <span style="color:rgb(35,35,35);line-height:normal;font-family:'GeezaPro';">۝ <span style="color:rgb(35,35,35);font-family:'HelveticaNeue';line-height:normal;"> <span style="color:rgb(35,35,35);line-height:normal;font-family:'LaoSangamMN';">ຶ <span style="color:rgb(35,35,35);line-height:normal;font-family:Kailasa;">༽" said taeko erotically SO EROTICALLY THE FONT CHANGED

"what the fuck" said dora "shit i mean "¿Qué carajo?"

"mi pipí es erecto" said taeko. dora blushu. she blushu so hard that her magic wand lit up. and suddenly, celestia was a gothic lolita princess.

"OH  MY GAWSD" said celestia ldudenberg. her naew name was celestia ldudernbegr. and nobody can spell it. "THIS ISM Y DREAM CUM TRU THANK YOU DORA THE XXPLORERRDORA"

"De nada, amigo mío."

"dora-san-cham-sama....." sed celsy. "will........ u fuk me"

dora blushu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and rthen she realized she loved celestai. thens he said "Sí, me encanta el sexo anal! Preparar mi trasero con lubricante!" even though she already said that once like a dum shit lol XD

'NSFW AHEAD!!!! DO NOT READ IF UNDER 116 YEARS OLD!!!!!! VERY INAPPROPERATE!!! INEAPPEROPERATE BOOBERS! SEXE BOOBS!'

then they fricked in the booty

 

"Celestia........" sed Dora. "There's something I have to tell u....."

"what is it dora-san"?? sasked celestai, worry on her face.

"if... if an angel has sex with a human.... the human forgets all about the angel and they cant see each other ever again......"

celes was shocked!!!! and sthen she started cry "why didnt you tell me, dora-san!!!!! if i knew, i woudlnt have done it!!!!"

dora was crying now too. "Lo hice por la vid!" she said enthusiasticall, still crying.

"i.... i lov u dora-san...."

"Yo también te quiero, Celestia Ludenberg."

and then, in a flash of light, dora and celestia's memories of her were gone...

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one day, princess celestia from my little pony oh shit i mean. celestia ludenberg was walking down thr street. she suddenly felt a twang of loneliness she had never felt before. little did she know that, above her, dora was looking down on her.

AN: OMG SO SAD!!!! I cried writing this :'((( please review