User blog:★ Leaf/First Blog Entry

Hey guys! This is my first blog, and I dedicate it to all my rockin' fans! I guess I'll make an entry every once and a while.

Anyway, I don't know what to really put here... oh yeah! This morning, Petal made some really bizarre breakfast. Waffles. It was organic waffles... so you guys are probably like, "What's an organic waffle supposed to be like?" Well, Petal bought some Eggo Waffles, and then basically cut them open and put in grass inside it. It looks like normal waffles at first glance. That's what me and Blanky thought, and we were really excited to eat. Until we munched it open and found ourselves chewing on grass. It was gross. It wasn't really the fact that the grass was gross. Let's just say waffles + grass = NO! And the scary thing is, Petal actually enjoys it.

I remember when Blanky first came to live with us and ate grass dinner with Petal and me for the first time, she was like, "What the flip are we, COWS?"

Oh well...at least the waffles weren't as bad as... that time.

The grossest thing ever Petal ever made, I don't even remember the name. It looked really genuinely awful. It looked like Petal pooped something greenish-purple and then put it on a plate for us to eat. Eating at jail or a shelter would probably be preferred over the... thing (whatever it was). I didn't eat that night. I already lost my appetite LOOKING at it, so I wasn't hungry. The thing smelled like sewers, multiplied by a hundred billion. Blanky ate it and had a really dramatic allergy. Petal had to sail all the way to Rocket Reef with Blanky's Royal Boat to get a cure from Dr. F, who wasn't even a certified doctor, but we had no choice. The smell was really strong too. Proto-Makoto walked all the way across the island to our house, and said she detected strong chemical substances flowing from our house. I dragged Blanky and we hid in a tree trunk all the way across the island, but we could still smell it from there. That's how bad it was. You'd think we'd never get Petal to cook again, but no one else here knows how to cook. So we just gotta pray a million times to the Elven Gods we never get to experience that again. Ugh. Man, I wish we had a decent cook.

So, any of you guys have parents or whoever that are awful at cooking? I bet they wouldn't ever be as catastrophic with their cooking as Petal...