User blog:MrMooFace/Update : The Waterstones incident

So, children, who wants to hear a story?

This is the Waterstones incident/

So, on Sunday, my local museum was having this new exhibition, so my girlfriend dragged me to go and see it. Scarily it was 'Medieval Torture Devices', you know, Iron Maidens, Brass Bulls, Racks, the works.

Afterwards, we pootle around for a bit, buying various geeky stuff for the games room at my house in the garage, and we go to Starbucks. It was the same barista

I decide to ask her what the Waterstone's incident was and boy howdy, kiddiewinkles, is it a doozy.

One of the Waterstones in my town (of which there are two) has an escalator which goes up to the second floor. Legend has it that this kid, about twelve or thirteen, was buying a book from a table right next to the escalator, and he gets shoved out of the way by this huge behemoth of a man kind of like the guy in Game Of Thrones that crushed some other guys skull in with his own thumbs. This child, as well as books and table leg, go flying down the up escalator (my guess is that the kid grabbed hold of a table leg to help himself) and then at the bottom, having survived miraculously crashes into another table.

So yeah. That child is probably disabled for life or something. But if not then HAHAHAHA LIKE OMG THIS CHILD WILL BECOME THE KING OF TUMBLR LIKE SRS No idea what else happened. I got dragged along to buy more things.

Welp, that was a fun story, wasn't it, boys and girls and other creatures from the third kind

MrMooFace