User:Zorro T. Dracoyena/The Scale of Supposed Leadership

Well, hello there. If you're here then you are either an authority type person and you need to know your position on the scale or you're some random person that was curious. Unlike the Scale of Friendly-hood - which leans a little more towards friendship (duh) - the Scale of Supposed Leadership focuses more on trust. Regardless, they both use friendship and trust to rate people and animals (because my best friends are a cat, a spider, and a cockroach.) You may think these scales are completely stupid and pointless, but my behavior towards you can greatly depend on where you are on the scale.

The Scale of Supposed Leadership's negative end can be shown because it doesn't have... We're leaving it at that. Though this scale may sound particularly mean, I'll go 'head an' tell ya: the Scale of Friendly-hood is absolutely brutal on the negative end. You wouldn't think so, but... Anyway, we're starting in the negatives and going down to the positive. Why? Well, to save the best for last.

The Scale of Supposed Leadership Yeah, it's a lot bigger, but that's because I don't really like being told what to do. Because of its enormous size, this scale is also called the "Marathon Scale" and the "Fire Truck Ladder." Even though it looks impossible to get all the way up there (or in this case, down there) it's possible. My English 2 teacher made it up to Do almost anything and my Spanish teagher is currently at No complaints. It can be done, people. - Zorro
 * Zero obedience - you don't even exist (Extreme Negative)
 * "You wanna go?"
 * "So you're standin' there, what of it?"
 * "Oh, I'm sorry, did you say something?"
 * Not listening
 * "Ha ha! - No."
 * "You can't make me do nothin'"
 * "You say what now?"
 * "Try me"
 * Not gonna do it
 * Defiant
 * Don't care
 * Looks away*
 * "So you think you're in charge..." (Neutral)
 * Aware of your existence
 * In-charge-of-me
 * Doing work because I have to
 * Look when called
 * Willing to listen
 * Rising obedience
 * Respond when you say "Hi."
 * "What do you need?"
 * No complaints
 * Undivided attention
 * Willing to talk about anything
 * Do almost anything
 * "Jump off that cliff? Sure." (Extreme Positive)