User:Pinkydarn/Love, Scorn, and Ninjas

Week 1
Star: Hey and welcome to Love, Scorn and Ninjas!!

Jimmy: *claps wildly*

Kage: ...

Star: We, The Crescent Moon Ninjas, are in need of a new ninja. (Eh, honestly, we just need another person to play Monopoly with...) Sooo.... Jimmy suggested we find a new ninja. Kage suggested we do it on camera and put it on TV. 20 contestents out of the 30 needed have signed up so far and we kinda got tired of waiting so we just decided to go ahead and start.

Jimmy: We welcome our 20 contestants!! Pinkydarn (We'll just call her "Pinky" for now), Finn, My Dad, Travis, Chaz, Johnny, Dragomir, Dean, Goth Boy, Rusty, Derek, DJ Candy, Taylor, Margaret, Crystal, Sasha, Butter, Penelope, Petal, and Jenny. Boys vs. Girls. We didn't wanna wait for you to make yer teams. 10 boys. 10 girls.

Star: Ok. Hello, ladies and gentlemen. As you know, we have an opening for a new ninja to be trained....or something like that.... Kage, which is that guy over there, wave Kage!!

Kage: *waves quietly*

Star: He'll be checking up on the progress you make.

Jimmy: As in, the challenge that will be given to you each week will be part of your training. You won't know it, though. Believe it or not, you'll be trained through a series of random tasks Star comes up with. And the audience votes you off if your attitude sucks. 'Cause we don't allow turds in this part of the village.

Star: He's right. We don't. Let's get to our first challenge.



Star: 'Kay. Here we are. I found this place on Google maps. This is the closest canyon to the village. There was a bigger one, but I didn't feel like taking all of you people to Arizona. Anyways, this is a rope I found in Kage's garage last week. You guys have to figure out how to get across with out falling and plummeting at the bottom of this canyon.

Jimmy: And if you fall, we leave you down there until the challenge is over. There's a net down there. And it's really hot.

Pinky: *gulp* I'm excited! Aren't you excited, Gum Ball?

Goth Boy: Gum Ball?

Star: Ready? GO! One person from each team at a time.

Derek: Um.... Ladies first.

Penelope: Aw! You're being all nice! I'll go! *walks up to rope* EEEP!!

Rusty: Y'all chickens. *Takes off belt and pants fall down* Watch an' learn.

Crystal and Derek: *snickers*

Rusty: *slides across rope with belt*

Pinky: You boys are goin' DOWN. *takes off shoes and runs quickly across rope*

Butter: AAAAaaaaaAAAAAAH! I DON'T WANT TO CROSS THIS THING!!!

Chef Watanabe: My father taught me how to catch fish without getting wet by walking across a rope over a river. This should be easy. *walks slowly across rope*

Butter: You gotta be kidding me.

Rusty: *from across canyon* Hey Butter! Guess you won't be missin' this? *holds up diamond necklace*

Butter: I'LL GET YOU, YA LITTLE HICKORY SMOKED BUM!!!

Rusty: Hickory Smoked?

Butter: *darts across rope and attacks Rusty*

Chaz, Derek and Crystal: HAHAHAHAAA!!

Chaz: This will be great to be on TV. OH WAIT! IT IS! *clings on to rope and inches across slowly*

Johnny: Okay, I'll get across there, piece o' Ninja Cake. *Attempts to cross but falls*

Jenny: This is fun! Sort of... not really... *Walks across slowly*

Jimmy: I'll meet you guys on the other side. *runs quickly across*

Star: .... me too. *runs after Jimmy*

Kage:

Travis: We'll get there fast if we carry each other.

Finn: We wouldn't be training, though.

Travis: Yes we are. Teamwork and Balance. Who's the strongest?



Dragomir: Wut?

Travis: Carry us across.

Dragomir: *picks up Dean and puts him over his shoulder*



Dragomir: Ohhhh.... I don't think this is good idea.

Travis: It sure is! It's hot out and I see a cooler over there with Star and Jimmy.

Dragomir: Fine. *wobbles half way across rope* I don't think I can make it.

Goth Boy: Just go. Most of our team is already across. Just GO.

Dragomir: *Looks at cooler and runs*

Star: That was against the rules.

Dragomir: We're all across! Give me drink!! *opens cooler and takes out big bottle of Gatorade*

Derek: I want one!

Jimmy: There's nothing left. We were gonna share it with all of you, but looks like that Russian guy, Dragomir, just drank it all.

Derek:

Dragomir: Oh, much gooder.

Star: Ok, GIRLS, COME ON OVER!!

Margaret: Who's gonna carry us?

DJ Candy: 1, 2, 3 not me!

Taylor: 1, 2, 3 I vote Penelope!

Penelope: OH!! That totally rhymes!

Petal: I just wanna point out that it's getting hotter.

Crystal: I'll try to carry you. *picks up Taylor and runs across*

Johnny: *looks up from net and thinks* Why didn't I think of that?

Sasha: *Picks up Penelope and runs* I'm gonna fall!!

Penelope: No you won't, silly head! Just keep on walking! You'll get there!

Sasha: Geez, I hope you're right! *Runs and gets across*

Petal: Mother Nature is obviously trying to kill me with this heat. I should've worn a shorter skirt like Leaf suggested. *walks across step by step, slowly* I think I can, I think I can *wobbles near a wasp* I THINK I CAN'T! I THINK I CAN'T! EEEK!! *runs from wasp*

DJ Candy: Hmm...

Margaret: Don't just stand there! Carry me across?

DJ Candy: I hope you're not talking to me. *shimmies across quickly*

Margaret: *looks down* I am sooo not doing this.

Jimmy: Ok!

Margaret: WHAT!? You can't just LEAVE me here!

Star: I can't hear her! Congrats to most of you, you learned how to balance across the rope. And some of you learned how to combine teamwork AND balancing.

Jimmy: Where's Kage?

Kage: *poking Margaret across rope with a stick*

Jimmy: ....Ok...... Don't forget Johnny.

Kage: .... *flys down to get Johnny*

Star: Challenge 1 is complete. The audience will now vote which one of you is going home. We will announce which one of you is going home next week before the challenge. For the next week, we got Kage's aunts permission to use his aunt's exersize equipment. There is a library with books about training and the history of ninjas and you can go there to do research.

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