User:Zorro T. Dracoyena/*Creepy voice* Happy Halloween

Jenny is sitting at her desk like she normally is, Roxie's at her station, and Zorro is sitting across from Jenny.

Danny: *Walks in* Uh...  What are you eating, Zorro?

Zorro: Gummy Body Parts...

Danny: O_O ...Where'd you get those? Food Lion?

Zorro: Yes.

Violet comes out of the elevator and silently leaves through the front door.

Jenny: *Calling after Violet* Hey, Violet. ...Hey, Violet. VIOLET!!! I SAID "HI!" *To the others* She didn't even look at me.

Roxie: Jenny, nobody looks at you when you're talking to them. It's a scientific fact.

Danny: *Thinks a moment* We should scare Violet.

Jenny: How?

Zorro: *Chewing on a gummy eyeball* She's Violet.

Danny: Zorro, don't you know the executive producer of a TV series famous for scaring people?

Zorro: ...Yes.

Danny: Can you contact him?

Zorro: ...... JENNY! GIVE ME THAT LAPTOP!!! *Jumps at Jenny*

Jenny: *Screams and runs into the kitchen with her laptop*

-That night-

Violet came out of the library. She stopped short, shocked by the scene before her. Sections of several buildings were burning and there were a few people laying in the street. Others were running.

Violet: *Spots Roxie* Uh...  What's going on? Did Zorro go crazy in dragon form again?

Roxie: *Slightly nervous* No, there's an axe maniac on the loose.

Violet: Here?!

Roxie: *Nods* He escaped prison.

Violet: We have a prison?

Roxie: Apparently.

Violet: Well, where's everyone else?

Roxie: *Gets an even more frightened look on her face* Uhh... well... Buddy's...

Violet: *Realizing the situation* And the others?

Roxie: I don't know.

A dark form that looked to be the right shape for Zorro stalked towards them.

Roxie: ...Zorro?

It lifted its head to look at them. It was indeed Zorro, but... what was on his muzzle?

Rabid Zorro?: *Creepy voice* ...Food...

Violet: -!

Roxie: Run!

The 2 girls run off down the street with the crazed Dracoyena chasing after them. Not too long after, a bald man with an axe showed up. There was something red - presumably blood - on the axe blade.

Roxie: *Terrified* Who knows how many people he's killed - *Stops suddenly*  Why are those zombies doing "Thriller"?

Violet: *Grabs Roxie by the arm* Have you lost your mind? KEEP RUNNING!

An ominous howl is heard from the rooftops. A werewolf with black fur leaps down into the street and joins the pursuit of the 2 girls as the axe maniac's attention is briefly diverted and he runs down an ally after his next victim.

Rabid Zorro?: *Getting more aggressive* Get back here!

Werewolf: *Nasty tone* We're not going to hurt you...

Roxie: *Trips as the axe maniac comes back out on the street* Keep going!

Werewolf: Are you scared?

Violet: *As Roxie gets up and begins running just in time* Of course I am!

Rabid Zorro?: You shoudn't be.

Violet: *Slows down a little* ...?

Roxie: *Half shoves Violet as she runs past* You're on Scare Tactics!

Violet: *Stops dead in her tracks* What?

???: That was great!

A black dude walked up to them. The axe maniac took off his mask to reveal that he was Danny.

Danny: I decided we should try to scare you, so I had Zorro contact Tracy Morgan. *Gestures to the black man who is standing there, eating a Snickers bar*

Violet: So Zorro's...?

Zorro: *Licks the whipped cream off his face* Not rabid.

Violet: What about Buddy?

Roxie: He's watching Tom and Jerry back at the HQ.

Violet: And the people in the street -

Tracy Morgan: Professional Scare Tactics actors and fake blood.

Violet: *Begins to nod, then points to the werewolf*

Danny: That's Jenny.

Violet: Is she gonna take the costume off?

Werewolf Jenny: It's not a costume.

Violet: O_O But, wait, what about the zombies back there?

Zorro: No idea.

Tracy Morgan: Never seen 'em before in my life. ...Or unlife.

Violet: *Thinks about all of this, then jumps up and down, clapping* Let's do it again! *Runs back to the library*

Werewolf Jenny: Does that normally happen?

Tracy Morgan: *Shrugs* Sometimes.

~Note: I do not actually know Tracy Morgan and, no, I cannot "hook you up."~

"You know those shows that say 'Don't try this at home'? This is one of them" - Tracy Morgan
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