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Opening/Show One

 * Matt: Hello, thanks for tuning in! Welcome to "MySims Reality!" *Audience Cheers*, the only show to reward the winner with one hundred-thousand simoleons! *Audience Cheers Louder* Today we're starting off by introducing our contestants. First is...Morcubus! So Morcubus what do you have to say?
 * Morcubus: I, the abhorrent Morcubus, predict I shall accomplish the goal of this series of trivial mortal entertainment, and then use the money to create my own show to brain-wash the sims who watch it to make me the dictator of the universe! For my mind is superior compared to th--
 * Matt: And it's time to move on to our next contestant, Poppy! So Poppy anything to say?
 * Poppy: Of course Matt! I don't care if I don't win, because all that matters is that we all have flowery, all-organic fun! Yippee!
 * Matt: How nice. And next up...Edwin! What do you have to say for yourself?
 * Sim: Zzzz...What?! Where am I?
 * Matt: Your in the studio of "MySims Reality!"
 * Sim: I thought I was at "Fast-Food Camp".
 * Matt: No, of course your not Edwin!
 * Sim: Edwin?! Dude, my name's Iggy.
 * Matt: What? My list said our Tasty contestant was named Edwin!
 * Iggy: I don't know who Edwin is, or what I'm doing here, but I have to see a man about a sandwich!
 * Matt: Oh no you don't. Your not going nowhere! Because your the only contestant who can fill in for the missing Edwin!
 * Iggy: Well, then could I at least finish my nap?
 * Matt: Uh, sure, and now that that's settled let's get to our fourth contestant! Rhonda! OK Rhonda, have anything to say?
 * Rhonda: I think this show is totally rad! It's, like, constant party! I really hope I win!
 * Matt: And we are now up to Elmira! Hi Elmira, would you like to say something?
 * Elmira: Yes, I hate this show! I think that television is slowly melting your brains. It's noisy, stupid, and meaningless!
 * Matt: Um, then why did you become a contestant?
 * Elmira: Well, since so many foolish sims watch, I think it's great for commercializing my books! Because everyone should read more!
 * Matt: Oh, uh, OK. Let's move on. Jenny! Want to say something?
 * Jenny: I came on this show so I'll become famous, then maybe Captain Argon will marry me!
 * Matt: You do realize that he's a fictional character on a science-fiction TV show, right?
 * Jenny: The heart wants what the heart wants.
 * Matt: And that's all of the contestants! So let's get to our first challenge! *Audience Cheers* Our first challenge shouldn't be too hard, because it's a classic..."Quiz Questions!" The rules are pretty simple, I ask a random question, you answer it. Got it? Good. Let's get started! *Audience Cheers Very Loudly* OK, first question...What is the capitol of Japan?
 * Iggy: Oprah Winfrey's house!
 * Matt: No, that's incorrect...
 * Jenny: Tokyo! That's where the first official "Plane vs. Eye-Con" was held.
 * Matt: Correct. Next question...how many continents are there?
 * Morcubus: Twenty-four!
 * Matt: Uh, no.
 * Morcubus: That's because you're not counting Atlantis, the Plain of Eternal Sorrow, and the Parallel Realms!
 * Matt: I don't think there's such thing.
 * Morcubus: The mortals' dimension knows nothing...
 * Matt: OK, can we get a correct answer?
 * Elmira: There is seven continents!
 * Matt: Yes, thank you! Next question...who was the sixteenth president?
 * Iggy: OK, I know this one, uh, George Washington!
 * Matt: No, Iggy.
 * Elmira: Abraham Lincoln!
 * Matt: Perfect! That's all. The winner for the first challenge is Elmira! And tomorrow we will see who's going to be kicked off! Will Edwin be found? Will Iggy ever get a hold of his mom? Will I get a haircut?! All this will be answered and more, next time on "MySims Reality!"