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Episode 12: Better Pizza, Better Cookie, Pizza Cookie
Leaf: Ah, the Forest. Why's it called the Woods of the Chaos? I mean, what's up with that? It's not some sort of that lame PallyQuest locations which have location titles like, the Desert of the Mankind, or the Shrine of the Gods and all that. Did they want the forest to be called in homage to that lame MMORPG? Overall, I like the forest. It's like a part of...home. Well, I'm not homesick, so why should I say home? I have a condo, a fabulous life, all thanks to my good 'ol pal, Matt. Man, life is sweet. Anyways, welcome back to MySims LOST! In the last episode, the contestants has to save US from that wicked monstrosity known as Dolly Dearheart. And we have her on the show. Why? Because the money issues from her company...that's why. We have two contestants off the show, because one was slacking off to watch his Hobbit movie, and one was knocked out cold for nineteen hours. So, how about we start the show, huh? Let's go!


 * Camera flashes to the girls' dorm.

Ms. Nicole: Ugh, It's all your fault, Shirley.

Shirley: How is it MY fault? You've been bossing me around!

Ms. Nicole: What about that Poisonous Leech cave incident, huh?

Shirley: At least it didn't harm my hair.

Ms. Nicole: But it did rip off some parts of my dress.

Zoe: 'Cheres. Chill out. How about some cup of tea, eh?

Ms. Nicole: Well, it looks nice and all.

Shirley: Pretty dazzling, I should say.


 * Shirley and Ms. Nicole drinks their cup of tea, when suddenly...

Shirley: Ugh...

Ms. Nicole: What d-d-d-did y-you p-p-put in t-this t-t-tea??

Zoe: Lemme see...some cream, blackberry, and a lot of sleeping powder.

Ms. Nicole: Ugh...

Shirley:

Zoe: 'Chere. *throws Jenny her lucky keys* Make sure you don't let anyone touch my keys.

Jenny: Copy that.

Noelle: Is there the Cooking Channel on this TV? *switches channels via remote, when suddenly...*

Some Announcer: And now, it's time to transform some foods into cookies with...the Super Cookie Man!

Super Cookie Man: Thank you, thank you! Welcome to the Super Cookie Man show!


 * Applause.

Super Cookie Man: Today, we're going to make Pizza Cookies!


 * The door is kicked by Chef Gino.

Gino: Someone say Pizza Cookies?

Noelle: Yeah, it's on TV right now.

Gino: Mamma mia! I've always wanted to make those!

Noelle: Me too, but it's so difficult!

Super Cookie Man: Not anymore, young viewer!

Noelle: Huh?


 * A hand barges into the girls' dorm and drags Noelle and Gino away somewhere...

Noelle: What is going on?!?!

Gino: I don't a-know!

Noelle & Gino: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 * The hand drops the two into a soundstage, when they notice some cameramen and lights executives.

Gino: Wait a minute...

Super Cookie Man: And now, it's time to show our two contestants!


 * The curtains open, and Gino and Noelle are seen.

Maria: Is that...

Alexa: Noelle and Gino?


 * Applause on the stage.

Super Cookie Man: So, what is your name, young lady?

Noelle: My name is Noelle, thank you.

Super Cookie Man: And you must be the famous pizzaman, Chef Gino Delicioso?

Gino: Why yes indeed!

Super Cookie Man: Are you guys psyched up? Ready to make your own pizza cookie?

Gino: Yes!

Noelle: Totally psyched!

Super Cookie Man: Then let's show the supplies!


 * The supplies are shown by conveyor.

Super Cookie Man: Let's get started, shall we? Gino and Noelle, please grab a cookie, either a wafer, chocolate chip, macadamia, or any type of cookie. Let's start with two pizza cookies. So grab one of each or two of that kind, okay?


 * The two contestants grab two cookies. Noelle grabs a macadamia and chocolate chip, while Gino grabs a standard white cookie and a wafer.

Super Cookie Man: Heat the cookies up via microwave. Make sure you put it into two minutes.


 * Gino and Noelle put their two cookies into the microwave and put it to two minutes.

Announcer: Two Minutes Later.

Super Cookie Man: The cookies are done heated up! Let's add some cheese! Pick anyone you like!


 * Noelle grabs a handful of cutten Swiss, American, and Pepper Jack cheese, while Gino uses all of the cheese.

Super Cookie Man: Now drop the cheese to the cookie!


 * They drop the cheese.

Super Cookie Man: And why not add some ingredients? If you're done, just heat it up again, but this time in the oven.


 * Noelle just put some Pepperoni and Sausage, while Gino puts EVERYTHING in. They put their pizza into the oven, and heated it up for ten minutes.

Announcer: Ten Minutes Later.

Super Cookie Man: Mamma mia! It's done! Now give your sensation to the judges! *points to Leaf and Petal*

Noelle & Gino: *gasp*

Leaf & Petal: *gulp*


 * Gino hands Leaf his Pizza Cookie, while Noelle gives Petal hers.

Leaf & Petal: *hyperventilating and sweating*

Leaf: I CAN'T DO THIS!! NO! BOTH OF THEM ARE OUT!!!


 * The 35 contestants gasp.

Petal: You know elves don't like dairy! Not even one bit!

Gino: But-

Leaf: NO BUTS!!! OUT!!!

Noelle: ...

Petal: Leaf, they're refusing.

Leaf: ...GRAAAHH!!!!

Noelle & Gino:

Leaf: COME BACK HERE!!!!!

Noelle & Gino: AAAAHHHHH!!!!!


 * Noelle and Gino trip, and they whimper to their fate.

Noelle & Gino:

Leaf: *laughing maniacally* FINALLY! I GOT YOU NOW!

Gino: What are you going to do with us?

Leaf: Instead of going to the Bus of Losers. I think we have a better subtle punishment for you crazy maniacs.

Super Cookie Man: And this will be live on television!

The 35 Contestants: *gasp in shock*

Leaf: Now...prepare your underwears...for this! *grabs a huge bell and starts banging it with a mallet*

Gino: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Hopper: Oh man, I can't watch!

Aran:

Odin: Turn it off! Turn it off!

Ray: *quickly turns the TV off*

Leaf: And now for the fun part. Using this mallet...to you!

Noelle: *starts having a panic attack*

PLEASE STAND BY.


 * Camera flashes to Leaf calming down in a soundstage.

Leaf: Well. That's all for today's episode. Two are actually wounded by my beautiful mallet. Which is now taken to the Federal Communications Bureau. So see you next time for more. As I get executed in this electric chair. Along with my good 'ol friend, the Super Cookie Man.

Police Officer: Do it?

Police Sheriff Ginny: Do it. They need to learn about television violence.


 * The police officer pulls the lever, as electricity goes within the electric chairs.

Leaf & Super Cookie Man: DLAAARGGGGGGGG. BLAAAAARRGGGGG!!!!!

End of Episode 12.